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bonnie said:
[video=youtube;eGCD4xb-Tr8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGCD4xb-Tr8[/video]
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bonnie said:
I am partying along here Mut, a couple of icy cold vodkas, a packet of Smiths Crisps and some daggy dancing so far.
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I have had a sad lonely party with my ipod and vacuum since I got back from a delightful lunch with a couple of wines and now I have turned into a grandpa... I peaked WAY to early
 
bonnie said:
oooh I did it, i posted a youtube. Nerf, schmerf, you'll be fine. 21mth old's still have hand-eye co-ordination stuff to learn.
I told you, it's those arrows you gotta watch out for.
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Im so proud of your gif'ing and now youtubing efforts BonBon :D
 
Cowie said:
I thought it was rude. But I have a dirty mind.
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;) pick your language, a few different meanings... they sing some in french, and it is the scissor sisters so I bet you can guess what they really mean ;)
 
mutleyp said:
I have had a sad lonely party with my ipod and vacuum since I got back from a delightful lunch with a couple of wines and now I have turned into a grandpa... I peaked WAY to early
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awww, you in your plaid 'jamas and sensible slippers yet? Have a drink with me Mut, let's dance!
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bonnie said:
I knew there was a reason we clicked right away.
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I blame my husband he's a dirty old bugger. Until we got teenagers.

And on that front I'm going to start sending the teens to the inlaws on the occasional saturday night.
 
Cowie said:
I blame my husband he's a dirty old bugger. Until we got teenagers.

And on that front I'm going to start sending the teens to the inlaws on the occasional saturday night.
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Occasional? See if you can make it an ongoing "treat". We can pencil you out for Saturday nights if you want, if you've got like secret dirty stuff to do.
 
bonnie said:
Occasional? See if you can make it an ongoing "treat". We can pencil you out for Saturday nights if you want, if you've got like secret dirty stuff to do.
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Once a month that's a large improvement. I guess I could learn to be quiet.
 
Bugger, MrB & #2 have a chain saw and are building something. Accident-prone and son-of-accident prone. :rolleyes:
Am adjourning to the front porch to watch proceedings, better sober up for trip to emergency dep't later.
Have a good one everybody xx
 
mutleyp said:
Just on the op shop/vintage shopping I brought up last week... Im kind obsessed with this highly offensively funny song!


I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I - I - I'm hunting, looking for a come-up
This is fucking awesome

Walk up to the club like, "What up, I got a big cock!"
Nah, I'm just pumped up, just bought some shit from the thrift shop
Ice on the fringe, it's so damn frosty
That people like, "Damn! That's a cold ass honkey."
Rollin' in, hella deep, headin' to the mezzanine,
Dressed in all pink, 'cept my gator shoes, those are green
Draped in a leopard mink, girls standin' next to me
Probably shoulda washed this, smells like R. Kelly's sheets
(Piiisssssss)
But shit, it was ninety-nine cents! (Bag it)
Coppin' it, washin' it, 'bout to go and get some compliments
Passin' up on those moccasins someone else's been walkin' in
Bummy and grungy, fuck it man
I am stuntin' and flossin' and
Savin' my money and I'm hella happy that's a bargain, bitch
I'ma take your grandpa's style, I'ma take your grandpa's style,
No for real - ask your grandpa - can I have his hand-me-downs? (Thank you)
Velour jumpsuit and some house slippers
Dookie brown leather jacket that I found diggin'
They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard
I bought a skeet blanket, and then I bought a kneeboard
Hello, hello, my ace man, my Miller
John Wayne ain’t got nothing on my fringe game, hell no
I could take some Pro Wings, make them cool, sell those
The sneaker heads would be like “Aw, he got the Velcros”

What you know about rockin' a wolf on your noggin?
What you knowin' about wearin' a fur fox skin?
I'm digging, I'm digging, I'm searching right through that luggage
One man's trash, that's another man's come up
Thank your granddad for donating that plaid button-up shirt
'Cause right now I'm up in here stuntin'
I'm at the Goodwill, you can find me in the (Uptons)
I'm that, I'm that sucker searchin' in that section (Uptons)
Your grammy, your aunty, your momma, your mammy
I’ll take those flannel zebra jammies, second-hand, I rock that motherfucker
The built-in onesie with the socks on that motherfucker
I hit the party and they stop in that motherfucker
They be like, "Oh, that Gucci - that's hella tight."
I'm like, "Yo - that's fifty dollars for a T-shirt."
Limited edition, let's do some simple addition
Fifty dollars for a T-shirt - that's just some ignorant bitch (shit)
I call that getting swindled and pimped (shit)
I call that getting tricked by a business
That shirt's hella dough
And having the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don't
Peep game, come take a look through my telescope
Trying to get girls from a brand? Then you hella won't
Then you hella won't

(Goodwill... poppin' tags... yeah!)

I wear your granddad's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat
From that thrift shop down the road

Is that your grandma's coat?


[video=youtube;W2nJKJs4EiE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2nJKJs4EiE[/video]

And yes I do walk into a club saying What up, I got a big cock!
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Whaaaattt. You never told us you were a hawt black guy.

And fuck I hope you dont smell like R Kellys sheets.

Did you get herpes?
 
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