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bonnie said:
They see Zoe's mum, Estelle's friend & a random teen waiting in line for toilet stop. Random kid says "omg you are Z's mum. I LOVE Zoe!" Z's mum says "Oh did you vote for Zoe?"
"Nah," says the kid, "I only voted for Ben".
Mum says, "Who else do you like?"
The kid say he likes all of them except Estelle. "i hate her she sucks".
Mum says, "Oh really. Have you met Estelle's friend Lisa?"
Lisa says, "Hello. This is a bit awkward for you now isn't it?"
Kid says "Gotta go. Bye"

lmao, #1 thinks he may have been a bit spesh
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LMAO, Awkward!

Pity Charne wasnt there too and she said "Have you met Charne" and he said who? ;)
 
Jam said:
I can tell you straight, darling; noone looks like Dawson. Especially not you, my love.
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Thank you, only saving grace is she was pregnant, and this girl has the biggest head I have ever seen ever, I walked off and secretly wished her baby inherited it, she'll never be able to sit again
 
The sister is pumping Vengaboys from her bedroom.

I'm just in my bedroom like:

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mutleyp said:
OHH! You have a stalker?? Is it Lisle?
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Yep I am resisting the temptation to hurl her over the threashold. Its doing my head in...like she's 90% awesome and 10% really hard work. Too long a story for this place fair to say...my limited intellect is having a drama dealing with the signals. Plus i am hampered by the fact that i am male lol.
 
Cowie said:
What's a good revenge idea guys? Friend has a feral neighbour and he intimidates her and his kids literally rubbed poo all over her car last week and he yelled at my friend he didn't give a fuck. She's too timid to do anything to his house or anything so fish in the mail box on a hot day isn't possible. She needs to do it from the safety of her loungeroom.

I've told her to contact all the debt collecters and give them his new address.
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Prawns in his gutters, air con, chimney, wherever she can chuck them.
 
bonnie said:
They see Zoe's mum, Estelle's friend & a random teen waiting in line for toilet stop. Random kid says "omg you are Z's mum. I LOVE Zoe!" Z's mum says "Oh did you vote for Zoe?"
"Nah," says the kid, "I only voted for Ben".
Mum says, "Who else do you like?"
The kid say he likes all of them except Estelle. "i hate her she sucks".
Mum says, "Oh really. Have you met Estelle's friend Lisa?"
Lisa says, "Hello. This is a bit awkward for you now isn't it?"
Kid says "Gotta go. Bye"

lmao, #1 thinks he may have been a bit spesh
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Awks.

Lisa is a babe tho.
 
mutleyp said:
Thank you, only saving grace is she was pregnant, and this girl has the biggest head I have ever seen ever, I walked off and secretly wished her baby inherited it, she'll never be able to sit again
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I must say, I very cruelly paused the teev tonight and compared Zoe and Sonia's heads. Disturbingly different.
 
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Cowie said:
What's a good revenge idea guys? Friend has a feral neighbour and he intimidates her and his kids literally rubbed poo all over her car last week and he yelled at my friend he didn't give a fuck. She's too timid to do anything to his house or anything so fish in the mail box on a hot day isn't possible. She needs to do it from the safety of her loungeroom.

I've told her to contact all the debt collecters and give them his new address.
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do you live in a "shotgun friendly Area"?
 
penelopepitstop said:
Yep I am resisting the temptation to hurl her over the threashold. Its doing my head in...like she's 90% awesome and 10% really hard work. Too long a story for this place fair to say...my limited intellect is having a drama dealing with the signals. Plus i am hampered by the fact that i am male lol.
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Eek, it depends is the 10% will stay at that level or rapidly increase :\
 
penelopepitstop said:
Yep I am resisting the temptation to hurl her over the threashold. Its doing my head in...like she's 90% awesome and 10% really hard work. Too long a story for this place fair to say...my limited intellect is having a drama dealing with the signals. Plus i am hampered by the fact that i am male lol.
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Listen to the little grey cells, rather than the blood engorged ones.
 
If you guys sit up all night and post 30 pgs of naked men gifs, this thread will overtake the Estelle thread page count.
Plus Jam & I will be very grateful.
 
aajptt said:
Nooooooooooo I was hoping you looked like billy zane circa 1995
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Believe me I almost took the contents of the Drugs of Dependence cabinet after being told this disturbing news, my hair is now shorter therefore less blond, hoping this counteracts the Dawsoness appearance
 
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