General O/T Chit Chat Thread

[iJake]

And a little less digging up of graves?

Yeah, unless they accidentally buried the donor body and have to dig it back up again.

 

[Witty Banter]

I'd hate to look like Leo.

Then who do you have in mind? (Don't tell me Ryan so you could have a rich dad.)

 

[jessy_girl]

Yes @reepbot tell us who you'd want in a body transplant, and also in a separate head transplant.

 

[Columbo]

Yes @reepbot tell us who you'd want in a body transplant, and also in a separate head transplant.

Head transplant I want 21 Jump street Johnny Depp.

Body transplant I want Gene Kelly.

 

[Witty Banter]

Head transplant I want 21 Jump street Johnny Depp.

Body transplant I want Gene Kelly.

You could put my head on Gene Kelly's body and it would still be uncoordinated.

 

[Columbo]

You could put my head on Gene Kelly's body and it would still be uncoordinated.

It would still be a better body than mine.

 

[Witty Banter]

It would still be a better body than mine.

I think most of my faults are mental. I'd be interested to see what my body would have been capable of with Captain Motivation's head, for curiousity value.

 

[Lucas]

It would still be a better body than mine.

What's wrong with your body?

 

[Jam]

I'll just have Rachel McAdams face and body. I think I'll take her talent as well.

 

[Columbo]

What's wrong with your body?

It's unco-ordinated and clumsy.

 

[Witty Banter]

It's unco-ordinated and clumsy.

I doubt that will pass the transplant ethics department.

 

[Lucas]

It's unco-ordinated and clumsy.

haha. I'm the same. Makes for some funny (embarrassing and painful) moments but hey, it's not the end of the world. I think it's hereditary in my family so I am not alone.

 

[Columbo]

haha. I'm the same. Makes for some funny (embarrassing and painful) moments but hey, it's not the end of the world. I think it's hereditary in my family so I am not alone.

Sometimes I feel like a giraffe roller skating in the middle of the glassware section in Myers.

 

[Lucas]

Sometimes I feel like a giraffe roller skating in the middle of the glassware section in Myers.

Well you know what you gotta do then : avoid the glassware section in Myers!
Use plastic cups. Glass can shatter easily anyway when putting in dishwasher or cleaning by hand.

 

[Columbo]

Well you know what you gotta do then : avoid the glassware section in Myers!
Use plastic cups. Glass can shatter easily anyway when putting in dishwasher or cleaning by hand.

Rather shatter a glass than a mirror. I once shattered a mirror and got seven years bad luck.

 

[Witty Banter]

Sometimes I feel like a giraffe roller skating in the middle of the glassware section in Myers.

What's your breakage/unco moment count per month?

 

[Lucas]

Rather shatter a glass than a mirror. I once shattered a mirror and got seven years bad luck.

The seven years are over now?

 

[Columbo]

What's your breakage/unco moment count per month?

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The seven years are over now?

Yes.

 

[Witty Banter]

About a million.[DOUBLEPOST=1429276743][/DOUBLEPOST]

Yes.

Juggling is good for hand-eye coordination. Is yours genuinely coordination or mental planning/lack of concentration.

 

[Lucas]

Juggling is good for hand-eye coordination. Is yours genuinely coordination or mental planning/lack of concentration.

Usually when I bump into something or fall over, I laugh and look around for the hidden camera!