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Uggh, my partner is on his back doing some sound sleep snoring and his breath smells like arse!!

On the upside, he is sporting quite the morning glory...
 
Ha!

You keep slinging me those extra Candy Crush lives and you might just get back to #1!!

You were right though, she really is fucking awesome! Hilariously funny!
I just sent you a ticket. Some day you may even catch me. *cough* Level 710 *cough*
 
Ha!

Arthroscopy.

It pains me to say this, but the self proclaimed Queen of Bend, is unbendy!!

I have to get right before the next season of BB! I mean what sort of webcamming can I offer, if I can't fucking bend?!
Oh that sucks.

However, you should be able to get some time off work for quality forumming!
 
Oh that sucks.

However, you should be able to get some time off work for quality forumming!
Exactly!

Can't complain, I'm off on Workcover. I truly believe we live in the luckiest country. I hurt it at work in Nov. Didn't report it, thought it would get better with Voltaren, ice, rest, pain killers. By Dec still fucked, continued to limp my way through work (I have been surprisingly stoic). CN told me to fill out an incident form at the end of Dec, went to Dr, MRI revealed torn meniscus, Workcover approved tests and treatment. They wanted to operate this week, but I said I needed a week to get my head around it.
 
I know, I just love good chest hair. I remember being with an Italian, we were both young, and at 18 he had like a fully hairy chest, and it was then I fell in love with it.

He would probably look like a full yowie by now...
I man manscaped but not too manscaped
 
Do you have any hair on your balls?

At the moment yes, its growing back, I usually remove two days before I know Im going to be using them with someone other than myself, but thats my own thing, Fabio has a hairy chest, I like it, but he doesn't, so he clips right back, because makes him feel more comfortable, I don't mind
 
Exactly!

Can't complain, I'm off on Workcover. I truly believe we live in the luckiest country. I hurt it at work in Nov. Didn't report it, thought it would get better with Voltaren, ice, rest, pain killers. By Dec still fucked, continued to limp my way through work (I have been surprisingly stoic). CN told me to fill out an incident form at the end of Dec, went to Dr, MRI revealed torn meniscus, Workcover approved tests and treatment. They wanted to operate this week, but I said I needed a week to get my head around it.

I told you too as well... lesson is... ALWAYS LISTEN TO MUTZ
 
At the moment yes, its growing back, I usually remove two days before I know Im going to be using them with someone other than myself, but thats my own thing, Fabio has a hairy chest, I like it, but he doesn't, so he clips right back, because makes him feel more comfortable, I don't mind
Do you wax it off or shave it off?

Either way it must be a bit terrifying. The scrotum sack is not exactly thick skinned.

My partner man scaped to the point of a chemo patient one night and came out naked with a "taaa daaa" and the look of horror on my face has ensured he will never try that again!
 
Do you wax it off or shave it off?

Either way it must be a bit terrifying. The scrotum sack is not exactly thick skinned.

My partner man scaped to the point of a chemo patient one night and came out naked with a "taaa daaa" and the look of horror on my face has ensured he will never try that again!

I used to clipper until it got caught... wasn't good, I use hair removal cream for there, I wax other parts, and clipper others, I don't like full shave down
 
I told you too as well... lesson is... ALWAYS LISTEN TO MUTZ
You know what?

That is so true. If I had have got the ball rolling in November I would be fixed by now.

Lesson out there kids, if you have the slightest injury at work, report it. What you think may be nothing, may well be nothing, so nothing lost, but if it is something - you are covered.

I must say Workcover have been extremely supportive. I personally didn't think I had a hope in Haiti in having my claim approved given that I was acting on in almost two months later, but they did. Lucky country folks, lucky country.

And always listen to Papi Mutz!

And Mutley, thanks for your advice and support, and be warned, my neediness come Thursday will be claustrophobic!! You really are a knowledgeable nurse.
 
I used to clipper until it got caught... wasn't good, I use hair removal cream for there, I wax other parts, and clipper others, I don't like full shave down
You should have seen my lady garden after Winter.

You would have DIED before touching it!!!!!!
 
Ok so I have just recently experienced something eerily similar to this...

Anyway, Im not fully into the "scene" (hate that description) as I am Bisexual and so my first choice to go out is never at a gay bar, however I still go from time to time. But this one instance I was with a group of friends and we had plans to see the AAA Girls (from Rupauls Drag Race) at Fluffys. We went, and I was having a super awesome time and this pretty attractive guy (very well dressed) approached me, and due to me being a cheap drunk whore I hung out with him while he bought me drinks :whistling::whistling:. He then kept grooming my beard and I was like woah this is getting weird and my friends saved my assed and said lets go have a smoke even though I don't smoke. He followed me outside and that was our cue to leave along with other people.

2 days later I got a friend request, and it turned out to be that same guy. I was super confused as to how he found me on facebook so I asked him and his response was "I hired someone". After that I didnt respond but now he constantly sends me messages of him in his really fucking cool apartment, and calls me "papi":writing:. I told a friend about this and apparently he is known to do this shit all the time..

Oye Papi! I thought you seemed familiar when we were chatting at the bar. You should have told me you felt the beard caressing was a little weird I woulda toned it down... we should talk about it over drinks... prepared to my special recipe... at my apartment... just make sure tell no one you're coming!
 
You know what?

That is so true. If I had have got the ball rolling in November I would be fixed by now.

Lesson out there kids, if you have the slightest injury at work, report it. What you think may be nothing, may well be nothing, so nothing lost, but if it is something - you are covered.

I must say Workcover have been extremely supportive. I personally didn't think I had a hope in Haiti in having my claim approved given that I was acting on in almost two months later, but they did. Lucky country folks, lucky country.

And always listen to Papi Mutz!

And Mutley, thanks for your advice and support, and be warned, my neediness come Thursday will be claustrophobic!! You really are a knowledgeable nurse.

As long as you ring when you coming out of anaesthetic, I'll be happy, actually beyond happy, it would be HYSTERICAL! ;)

Oh get this, I gave a shower today, my whole family was amazed... I honestly don't know what they think I do at work, seriously, what do people think we do?
 
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