Haha sorry no he asked me out for a drink....
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Haha sorry no he asked me out for a drink....
Im very much a one man man, and Im seeing someone, plus he has a boyfriend so I politely declined
You can still make friends.
I love a bit of flirtation! I think its healthy.
If nothing else it works wonders for our self esteem.
Definitely, but I wanted to make it clear initially that friendship is all can offer, no blurred lines
Well if our conversations are anything to go by, the fact you can turn any topic back to how super sexy/fabulous/insatiable/hairless/exotic/bronzed Fabio McLoverLover is will mean he gets it loud and clear...Definitely, but I wanted to make it clear initially that friendship is all can offer, no blurred lines
Hahah I rarely talk about him in our convos!
If that is true, why do I know he has bare balls?!
You are so love struck you don't even know you do it!
Oh and for the record, I don't care if it makes me old fashioned, man plums need fur I tells ya!!!!!!!!!!
Haha he doesn't, but I do! but yes i am gaga
I can never find that thread :\
Me neither, though to be fair I more couldn't be fucked looking. It was over a year ago, I would have to go through 1000's of threads to find it. One of these dexters is bound to have the link saved.
@Trala @mutleyp
Here you go!
http://www.behindbigbrother.com/forums/threads/forum-memebers-post-your-pic.50866/
I had to get creative to find it. In the end, I know the pictures of me had lemurs. So I searched posts I had made that mentioned 'lemur'
Here you go!
http://www.behindbigbrother.com/forums/threads/forum-memebers-post-your-pic.50866/
I had to get creative to find it. In the end, I know the pictures of me had lemurs. So I searched posts I had made that mentioned 'lemur'
Haha thank you! good thinking!
That's so cute!
Four sleeps until Christmas and I've not only started wrapping presents (omfg I almost typed out pressies here <<<<) but all of my shopping bar (omfg that Aussie slang AGAIN) is almost done.
This is a new record for me. It's taken me almost 40 years but I will NOT be shopping on Xmas Eve. Halle fuckin lujah.
Happy holidays to all if I don't get the chance to speak to you before and if you're in need of a giggle at any point just think of me swallowing a massive bug that took up residence in my Mimosa 15 seconds ago or the fact that I had to call the RSPCA out this morning to remove a baby bird from our upstairs bathroom who apparently not only snuck in from downstairs somehow but decided to shit all over my one set of super expensive towels. All night long shitting it seems without making a peep. Shit shit shit everywhere. ETA - oh and now we have the Bloods and Crips of birds circling our backyard and perching themselves at really menacing positions. I assume ready to attack us for daring to house their baby for their night against our knowledge. Bloody squatter bird is going to get one of our eyes pecked out.
Much love and stay safe you crazy kids xo
This is a new record for me. It's taken me almost 40 years but I will NOT be shopping on Xmas Eve. Halle fuckin lujah.
Happy holidays to all if I don't get the chance to speak to you before and if you're in need of a giggle at any point just think of me swallowing a massive bug that took up residence in my Mimosa 15 seconds ago or the fact that I had to call the RSPCA out this morning to remove a baby bird from our upstairs bathroom who apparently not only snuck in from downstairs somehow but decided to shit all over my one set of super expensive towels. All night long shitting it seems without making a peep. Shit shit shit everywhere. ETA - oh and now we have the Bloods and Crips of birds circling our backyard and perching themselves at really menacing positions. I assume ready to attack us for daring to house their baby for their night against our knowledge. Bloody squatter bird is going to get one of our eyes pecked out.
Much love and stay safe you crazy kids xo
Yay!
Thanks babe.
See that's where I was going wrong, I typed "hot tanned guy with the monkey like thing on his shoulder" and got nothing!
If we don't cross paths before, Merry Christmas to you, UAN. I hope it is full of love, laughter and just a sprinkle of debauchery. Xo
Hello Botoxed Bessie!
How is the face?!
It should be perfect by now!
Damn birds!
I have a bird story. Many years ago I had a cat and one night it brought in a half dead bird. It was like a horror movie, blood and feathers everywhere and all the while this poor half dead bird is trying to escape the clutches of my cat. Finally we cornered the cat and locked it in the toilet to separate them, and my partner gently caught the tortured mutilated bird. You could plainly see it needed to be euthanised, so I tearfully screamed at my partner "you are going to have to put it out of its misery". He took the poor bird outside and walked towards the back of the house, and about 10 minutes later he came back in looking seriously ill. I was hysterical saying "is it out of its misery", my partner nodded "yes". Again I screamed tearfully "how do you know? How do you know its dead?!". My partner looked at me pale faced and said with his voice cracking "well I ended up with the fucking head in one hand and its fucking body in the other. Unless its a fucking Transformer, its dead!".
We are city folk, we were seriously so traumatised by it we didn't even speak of it for about 6 months.
Cheers, you have a lovely Christmas and new years!
Don't worry I am now pasty guy with no monkey on his head.
Any time you want to arrange a pussy on it, just remember, I am a mere PM away
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