I was just reading the news, so apart from the usual global carnage, it seems Katy Perry has given John Mayer the flick.
My first thoughts were,ha he asked her to poop on him....
Have you heard the salacious gossip that goes round about him.....
Not only is he a turd but he seems to have a fondness for other turds just like him......
Bahaha THANK YOU! This post made me spurt my coffee everywhere!
He is a massive douche I don't know why she was with him anyway, I mean its not 2002, he doesnt have that cute in a dorky way thing going on and no social relevance what so ever, and the fact that is into scat just is a deal breaker! She has a thing for those types though, Travie McCoy, guy from that show that murdered old lady a few weeks ago, Russell Brand, think growing up as a ministers daughter 7th heave style messed with her head?