jessy_girl
Well-Known Member
Some facts, blatantly copied and pasted.
1. You can die if someone squeezes your balls too hard.
(Remember that the next time someone gives you a firm handshake.)
2. The word “testify” comes from the Latin word for “testicle.”
(Good thing you only have to put your hand on the Bible in court.)
3. They are capable of doubling in size.
(Before long, airlines are going to charge guys with elephantiasis an extra fee.)
4. Your balls hang at uneven heights so they don’t knock into each other.
(If you think running at the gym is painful now…)
5. If your right testicle hangs lower, then you’re probably left-handed.
(You’ll never look at Ned Flanders the same way.)
6. The avocado’s name comes from an Aztec word for “testicle.”
(Looking for something awkward to bring up at your next Super Bowl party?)
7. Some men are born with a third testicle, known as a “polyorchid.”
(Scientists missed an opportunity to call it a “tri-sticle.”)
8. A study found that men with smaller testicles are better fathers.
(Maybe they curse less when their kid hits them in the crotch with a football or a baseball bat.)
9. Testicles have their own “taste buds” necessary for fertility.
(They can only taste salty, we’re guessing.)
10. Tea made from beaver testicles is an ancient form of birth control.
(We know you chuckled at the phrase “beaver testicles.”)
11. A fish in Scandinavia is known for biting men’s testicles.
(This would be the manliest form of fishing ever. Take that, Hemingway!)
12. The Army can reject a recruit for “unexplained absence of a testicle.”
(Isn’t one of the few perks of losing a testicle the battlefield story you’ll be proud to tell?)
13. The first dinosaur discovered was named “Scrotum Numanum.”
(Because one of the bones resembled a pair of balls. Not such a great name for the porn parody version of “Jurassic Park,” though.)
14. If it didn’t hurt to get kicked in the balls, then sex wouldn’t feel good.
(For some especially kinky guys, there’s no difference between the two.)
15. A study found that men with larger testicles are more likely to cheat.
(They’re also giving their girlfriends and wives a bigger target to hit.)
1. You can die if someone squeezes your balls too hard.
(Remember that the next time someone gives you a firm handshake.)
2. The word “testify” comes from the Latin word for “testicle.”
(Good thing you only have to put your hand on the Bible in court.)
3. They are capable of doubling in size.
(Before long, airlines are going to charge guys with elephantiasis an extra fee.)
4. Your balls hang at uneven heights so they don’t knock into each other.
(If you think running at the gym is painful now…)
5. If your right testicle hangs lower, then you’re probably left-handed.
(You’ll never look at Ned Flanders the same way.)
6. The avocado’s name comes from an Aztec word for “testicle.”
(Looking for something awkward to bring up at your next Super Bowl party?)
7. Some men are born with a third testicle, known as a “polyorchid.”
(Scientists missed an opportunity to call it a “tri-sticle.”)
8. A study found that men with smaller testicles are better fathers.
(Maybe they curse less when their kid hits them in the crotch with a football or a baseball bat.)
9. Testicles have their own “taste buds” necessary for fertility.
(They can only taste salty, we’re guessing.)
10. Tea made from beaver testicles is an ancient form of birth control.
(We know you chuckled at the phrase “beaver testicles.”)
11. A fish in Scandinavia is known for biting men’s testicles.
(This would be the manliest form of fishing ever. Take that, Hemingway!)
12. The Army can reject a recruit for “unexplained absence of a testicle.”
(Isn’t one of the few perks of losing a testicle the battlefield story you’ll be proud to tell?)
13. The first dinosaur discovered was named “Scrotum Numanum.”
(Because one of the bones resembled a pair of balls. Not such a great name for the porn parody version of “Jurassic Park,” though.)
14. If it didn’t hurt to get kicked in the balls, then sex wouldn’t feel good.
(For some especially kinky guys, there’s no difference between the two.)
15. A study found that men with larger testicles are more likely to cheat.
(They’re also giving their girlfriends and wives a bigger target to hit.)
