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Right you lot!

Calm down with the shrieking, the rainbow sprinkles and the fucking mincing! I have a serious issue!

Remember that gigantic sized zit I had on my nose? Well it healed up, but it always remained red looking. Anyhoo, I have a long standing 6 monthly mole scan check, given that I am a moll and I need to be checked, and while doctor is checking the he says, "hmmmm that looks like a sun spot on the end of your nose, I will freeze it off for you". With that he hits me with a blast of fucking acid, and now my nose is on fire!!

I just know I am going to end up with a HUGE blister!

Fuck you very much Summer!
 
Right you lot!

Calm down with the shrieking, the rainbow sprinkles and the fucking mincing! I have a serious issue!

Remember that gigantic sized zit I had on my nose? Well it healed up, but it always remained red looking. Anyhoo, I have a long standing 6 monthly mole scan check, given that I am a moll and I need to be checked, and while he is checking the Doctors says, "hmmmm that looks like a sun spot on the end of your nose, I will freeze it off for you". With that he hits me with a blast of fucking acid, and now my nose is on fire!!

I just know I am going to end up with a HUGE blister!

Fuck you very much Summer!

I want you to leave the house every day with zinc on your nose.
 
It's like the beacon of dread sitting front and centre in the middle of my face.

At least it isn't there anymore AND wasn't anything more serious.

Now, for your NEW LOOK.

Paul-Hogan-Zinc-oxide-300x223.jpg
 
Right you lot!

Calm down with the shrieking, the rainbow sprinkles and the fucking mincing! I have a serious issue!

Remember that gigantic sized zit I had on my nose? Well it healed up, but it always remained red looking. Anyhoo, I have a long standing 6 monthly mole scan check, given that I am a moll and I need to be checked, and while doctor is checking the he says, "hmmmm that looks like a sun spot on the end of your nose, I will freeze it off for you". With that he hits me with a blast of fucking acid, and now my nose is on fire!!

I just know I am going to end up with a HUGE blister!

Fuck you very much Summer!

How long until you see Mr Dreamy at work?
 
At least it isn't there anymore AND wasn't anything more serious.

Now, for your NEW LOOK.

Paul-Hogan-Zinc-oxide-300x223.jpg

He said "after the healing process" if it is still there I need to go back to be acid sprayed again!!

AGAIN!!!!!

It just looks bright and shiny and pink for now, like when you burn yourself. I have this awful feeling that it is going to blister into a goobledock right on the end of my nose!

It's burning like your cock after a big weekend chasing chlamydia!

Me ----> :(
 
Tuesday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What will I do if my nose looks like a small infected planet!

And it is so central, its not like you can even brush your hair over it, or mask it!

Silly putty and LOTS of foundation![DOUBLEPOST=1415339274][/DOUBLEPOST]
I am outraged. I thought it was free slurpees today? They charged me 50c, what a gyp.
What flavour???
 
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