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Fight Club

Kismet said:
My pleasure to actually give you a talking point with her.:biggrin:
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As usual with the replies to me, when you're put on the spot you try to get cute.

I usually ignore it, but this, like your avatar, is not cute at all.

You need to take several seats and reconsider your life choices, Tracey.
 
MADONNA said:
As usual with the replies to me, when you're put on the spot you try to get cute.

I usually ignore it, but this, like your avatar, is not cute at all.

You need to take several seats and reconsider your life choices, Tracey.
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Thanks cranky pants.

As always, a pleasure.:kiss:
 
reepbot said:
Lame and boring? Like your pathetic gif use. I see you worked out how to post gifs. That must have been an exciting day for you, i mean you probably had a big party at your house (Eugene not invited) where all your family and friends celebrated the fact that you knew a basic internet skill. Hell, you probably felt like you created fire and climbed Mount Everest at the same time. There would have been drinking, dancing, and lots of fun. But there's a problem, it's your old school friend turned arch-enemy Todd, Todd the land pirate, and he is claiming your house as his own! He challenges you to a duel on the balcony, you accept, grateful that all those years at night duelling school are starting to pay off. You fight him, you fight him with all your might, you fight him with all your soul until you can fight no more, then you fight again. You are exhausted, but you are winning against Todd, suddenly the balcony collapses and Todd dies. Todd's family later sues you and you have to pay five million dollars. Broke, you decide to become a bank robber, but fail on your first attempt when you forget to bring a gun, but you still manage to steal twenty dollars. Soon you are arrested for bank robbery and you go to jail.
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Fuck this book I'm reading 'Robot' ...the thrill-a-minute exploits of Todd the land pirate are up there with Holden Caulfield and his antics. When that balcony collapsed, I just wanted to throttle those lazy-arsed carpenters. Don't make me appreciatively slap your woebegone face.
 
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