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Fight Club

Kaz said:
Why wasn't I told about this Fight Club thread.

I have missed out on eye gouging & kicking people in the head. :p
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Come and play, whorebag!

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Melanchoffee said:
WOW!!! Bet you think I know which is concave or convex. Haha, who's laughing now Brainio? Go chuckle it up with your highbrow friends!
Bet you tell each other political murder jokes and snort undigested Xanax out you noses. ok I'm gonna go hide behind the signature now
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I'll put my hand up to digest all the undigested Xanax crumbs
 
Melanchoffee said:
WOW!!! Bet you think I know which is concave or convex. Haha, who's laughing now Brainio? Go chuckle it up with your highbrow friends!
Bet you tell each other political murder jokes and snort undigested Xanax out you noses. ok I'm gonna go hide behind the signature now
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No... the only highbrow I know, or know of, knows less than the actual lion.

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Still one up on YOU though!!

BTW... we play CLUE as she's trying to find one. SO fuck off.

why is your font so much larger now??
 
Kismet said:
No... the only highbrow I know, or know of, knows less than the actual lion.

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Still one up on YOU though!!

BTW... we play CLUE as she's trying to find one. SO fuck off.

why is your font so much larger now??
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WOW!!! Bet you think I know which is actual lion. Haha, who's laughing now Inspector Clueseau? I'm growing increasingly depressed with your unprovoked abuse so I am going to listen to my Kismet & Spock Duets album and travel to my happy place beyond the lobotomy.


it is the Signature font that sticks on every post I am gradually increasing to have more hiding space as antagonism overcomes stupor of aforementioned vomiter, sorry, best plan I could come up with. I'll stop when its big as vomiter's
 
Melanchoffee said:
WOW!!! Bet you think I know which is actual lion. Haha, who's laughing now Inspector Clueseau? I'm growing increasingly depressed with your unprovoked abuse so I am going to listen to my Kismet & Spock Duets album and travel to my happy place beyond the lobotomy.


it is the Signature font that sticks on every post I am gradually increasing to have more hiding space as antagonism overcomes stupor of aforementioned vomiter, sorry, best plan I could come up with. I'll stop when its big as vomiter's
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Oh of course you can't! I suppose to you they look the same, you racist bigot!!:sour: TY Constable Clueless!

Take THIS!!!!!! :madd: Try to work out which one YOU ARE, LIONSTEIN.


ok cool, I get it.


 
reepbot said:
I bet no one has begged you in your entire life. I bet even homeless people laugh at you. They all come out from their homeless meeting and see you, and they start laughing at you. You hear their laughter, a single tear spreads down your cheek, you go home, you sit down and rewatch your favourite Star Trek episode, that one with the aliens, you weep silently to yourself as you remember the laughs of the cruel homeless men, your hand clutching your sixth can of coke, you move over to the garage and get your axe, but then you realise that you don't have a garage, and you don't have an axe, so you continue to watch your star trek episodes. Suddenly there is a knock on the door, it's the homeless guy, the ring leader, the guy who laughs the hardest at you, you let him in as your parents raised you to be polite, the homeless man introduces himself as Eugene, Eugene says that he wants you to build a time machine, he wants to go back to see Hamlet performed for the very first time, you say no, you say that time travel is impossible, Eugene says that he thought you might say that and then lunges at you, you grab your trusty gun and kill him. Unfortunately, even though you killed Eugene in self defence the crimes against homeless people act has just been passed so you still end up in jail.
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Might I say, I love this side of you @reepbot!
 
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