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Spock said:
You're right. The sex was actually free. I gave her the $1 because she begged for it afterwards.



Yeah I started that rumour ... just to see how many gullible fools would fall for it.
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I bet no one has begged you in your entire life. I bet even homeless people laugh at you. They all come out from their homeless meeting and see you, and they start laughing at you. You hear their laughter, a single tear spreads down your cheek, you go home, you sit down and rewatch your favourite Star Trek episode, that one with the aliens, you weep silently to yourself as you remember the laughs of the cruel homeless men, your hand clutching your sixth can of coke, you move over to the garage and get your axe, but then you realise that you don't have a garage, and you don't have an axe, so you continue to watch your star trek episodes. Suddenly there is a knock on the door, it's the homeless guy, the ring leader, the guy who laughs the hardest at you, you let him in as your parents raised you to be polite, the homeless man introduces himself as Eugene, Eugene says that he wants you to build a time machine, he wants to go back to see Hamlet performed for the very first time, you say no, you say that time travel is impossible, Eugene says that he thought you might say that and then lunges at you, you grab your trusty gun and kill him. Unfortunately, even though you killed Eugene in self defence the crimes against homeless people act has just been passed so you still end up in jail.
 
reepbot said:
I bet no one has begged you in your entire life. I bet even homeless people laugh at you. They all come out from their homeless meeting and see you, and they start laughing at you. You hear their laughter, a single tear spreads down your cheek, you go home, you sit down and rewatch your favourite Star Trek episode, that one with the aliens, you weep silently to yourself as you remember the laughs of the cruel homeless men, your hand clutching your sixth can of coke, you move over to the garage and get your axe, but then you realise that you don't have a garage, and you don't have an axe, so you continue to watch your star trek episodes. Suddenly there is a knock on the door, it's the homeless guy, the ring leader, the guy who laughs the hardest at you, you let him in as your parents raised you to be polite, the homeless man introduces himself as Eugene, Eugene says that he wants you to build a time machine, he wants to go back to see Hamlet performed for the very first time, you say no, you say that time travel is impossible, Eugene says that he thought you might say that and then lunges at you, you grab your trusty gun and kill him. Unfortunately, even though you killed Eugene in self defence the crimes against homeless people act has just been passed so you still end up in jail.
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:eek::bag::bag::eek:
 
Sweetgeek said:
I can so be a bitch and fit in with this thread!

I challenge @Mrs Butterface to a fight! Hopefully we knock each other out a bit and take all that anger and aggression out of our systems so we can be in a good place again because it is weird not being on the same page as mrs b, and I don't like when it is weird with us, because really I like the woman quite a lot! ... So I take first swing and place a hit right on her left arm... Let's go bitch :p
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How did the kick in the twat feel? If that wasn't effective enough, I'd advise you to not sit on any public toilets for the next few months. You never know what may 'pop up'.












Seriously though, I love you girl. Today, yesterday, tomorrow. Same for all the others who keep trying to jab. Unless you get me hopped up on enough coffee in the AM, usually I ignore it all. 100% no hard feelings. I've always said that I live by the rule say it, digest, respond and move on. Unfortunately a month later several are still yapping about the same crap that I most definitely won't apologise for. And funnily enough, never saw the responses to as I never went back in there.

All love and light - and many giggles - over here xo
 
reepbot said:
I bet no one has begged you in your entire life. I bet even homeless people laugh at you. They all come out from their homeless meeting and see you, and they start laughing at you. You hear their laughter, a single tear spreads down your cheek, you go home, you sit down and rewatch your favourite Star Trek episode, that one with the aliens, you weep silently to yourself as you remember the laughs of the cruel homeless men, your hand clutching your sixth can of coke, you move over to the garage and get your axe, but then you realise that you don't have a garage, and you don't have an axe, so you continue to watch your star trek episodes. Suddenly there is a knock on the door, it's the homeless guy, the ring leader, the guy who laughs the hardest at you, you let him in as your parents raised you to be polite, the homeless man introduces himself as Eugene, Eugene says that he wants you to build a time machine, he wants to go back to see Hamlet performed for the very first time, you say no, you say that time travel is impossible, Eugene says that he thought you might say that and then lunges at you, you grab your trusty gun and kill him. Unfortunately, even though you killed Eugene in self defence the crimes against homeless people act has just been passed so you still end up in jail.
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What the fuck?
 
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