Fight Club

[GROOVER]

Oh my hero...let me part your severe fringe to the side

Or lick between his vulcan finger spread?

 

[Shinigami]

Shinigami!!! You're alive!!!!!!

Sorry but I cannot bring myself to fight you! Feel free to rip me to shreds though! I'll love every single minute of it!

Not only will I rip you to shreds, I'll lay out a new skivvy afterwards

 

[GROOVER]

I can do that on my left hand but not

Not only will I rip you to shreds, I'll lay out a new skivvy afterwards

Wow you two seriously need to find a room on the Starship Enterprise

 

[Shinigami]

Or lick between his vulcan finger spread?

Spock is my little lobster boy...his salute shall always be licked

 

[Spock]

Spock baby, you left your Vulcan Skivvy at my place last night...I now use it as a bra

I was wondering what happened to it!
I've been walking around bare-chested all day...

 

[GROOVER]

I was wondering what happened to it!
I've been walking around bare-chested all day...

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Like, as if Spock is schmexy like that?

Puhlease.

 

[Shinigami]

Like, as if Spock is schmexy like that?

Puhlease.

Maybe Fox Mulder and Spock can have a peck fest in the mud pit...corrrrrrrrr I'd pay to see that shit...

 

[Spock]

I'm sorry @GROOVER
At am too over-joyed at @Shinigami's arrival to fight you right now.
I concede! You have won this round!

 

[Shinigami]

I'm sorry @GROOVER
At am too over-joyed at @Shinigami's arrival to fight you right now.
I concede! You have won this round!

Yay, Spocky is pussy whipped....reeeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooowwwwwwwwww

 

[GROOVER]

I'm sorry @GROOVER
At am too over-joyed at @Shinigami's arrival to fight you right now.
I concede! You have won this round!

Well that sucks. Live long and prosper, wussy

 

[Spock]

Wow you two seriously need to find a room on the Starship Enterprise

I was thinking EVERY room on the Starship Enterprise...

 

[Shinigami]

I was thinking EVERY room on the Starship Enterprise...

Oh Please Sir, can we do it on Captain Kirky's seat?

 

[GROOVER]

I was thinking EVERY room on the Starship Enterprise...

Ok, we'll live to fight another day.

Nighty night, wuss boy.

xox

 

[Spock]

Well that sucks. Live long and prosper, wussy

My reasons for conceding were based on considerations other than "wussiness".

But don't despair. Just start a fight with @reepbot and @Inigo Montoya
It's easy. Just mention their secret love for each other.
They'll be in here chanting "DEFENSE. BOM. BOM. BOM." in no time flat!

 

[GROOVER]

Oh Please Sir, can we do it on Captain Kirky's seat?

Bwahaha as long as you bring video evidence of your shenanigans....

GO FOR IT

 

[GROOVER]

My reasons for conceding were based on considerations other than "wussiness".

But don't despair. Just start a fight with @reepbot and @Inigo Montoya
It's easy. Just mention their secret love for each another.
They'll be in here chanting "DEFENSE. BOM. BOM. BOM." in no time flat!

Sweet as. Thanks Spock for the heads up on that

As you were

 

[Inigo Montoya]

Looks like tonight's meeting of Fight Club is just getting underway.
Let me remind you of the rules:

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The 1st RULE of Fight Club is: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

The 2nd RULE of fight club is: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB!

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two members to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time, people.

6th RULE: No racism, no threats of physical violence.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th and FINAL RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight!

WTF you don't even follow your own rules... I've seen you post the fight club poster all over this forum... I think we should have a vote to ban Mr Spock here anyone agree?

 

[Spock]

I think we should have a vote to ban Mr Spock here anyone agree?

Agreed.

 

[Shinigami]

WTF you don't even follow your own rules... I've seen you post the fight club poster all over this forum... I think we should have a vote to ban Mr Spock here anyone agree?

But mám, I have to give him his skivvy back

 

[delcan]

WTF you don't even follow your own rules... I've seen you post the fight club poster all over this forum... I think we should have a vote to ban Mr Spock here anyone agree?

I know, it's supposed to be a secret club