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EUROVISION 2016:MAY 11,13,15

Here we go, out of tune, hideous blue jump suit, but catchy FINLAND

GREECE - usually hilarious MACHO, or sexy girls, they don't want to win no sexy, daggy & baggy
 
MOLDOVA - hits bum notes/pitchy but gets into it, with a crappy tin man looks like he is made from air vents & tin foil
singer resembles poxy Paris hilton - that isn't a good thing
Next
HUNGARY
going for sexy boy band kind of thing, oh no whistlers
 
Anyone else watching? And why aren't you if not, party time:)

CROATIA
Nina, winner of C/Voice next
Cool weirdo - is she a tree? Oooo tree begone, all silvery now and she sounds pretty


Next
NETHERLANDS, usually good???
Weird - country sweet boys
 
ARMENIA
Beyonce meets Miss Armenia, good voice boring

SAN MARINO
Leonard Cohen impersonator, does disco
 
RUSSIA - the favourite
lots of tricks
ok, boringish
ooo cooler tricks, tricky

CZECH REP.
next
 
CZECHS
Boring, ghastly drab white frock


CYPRUS
Rock, passable
Euro bands always look like they are wearing dress-ups, fake:)

AUSTRIA
Pretty
Pretty French ditty
 
ESTONIA
Is Mr sexy voice, he is kind of weird but sounds GOOD, i like him and Austria best so far, songs sound more like actual tunes.
Singer is child/man type - fresh from a choir.

AZERBAIJAN
JLo's jumpsuit, no bum, but she has a voice, is pretty, yeah whatever


MONTENEGRO
My favourite place name, almost
Band style - Eurotrash, more dress ups in designer duds
Fake style band singing IM REAL with wind blown girl as prop
 
Last leg

ICELAND
Did they send someone good?
Here we go, catchy, she is good
black leather fringe everywhere - looks great



BOSNIA - HERZ...
Cello, nice
Duet, man/woman, drama, boring, drama, drama, drama, WTF, some weird new drama
Her red frock would be fine in the loo


MALTA
Final song, Malta is a pretty lady with an upbeat cheery chorus
Other bits drift to dull, that is a Eurovision trait

ICELAND/AUSTRIA/ESTONIA ...my top 3, RUSSIA is OK overhyped for the visuals

Next we get Dami and the naked wolf guy saturday
 
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Go Dami!
Ooo this woman is emitting smoke, not good, songs ok though, nice voice swiss miss
 
I am considering getting up to watch live anyone else???

remember it is a spoiler until the delayed sbs broadcast is over, OK, everyone probably knows but still
 
I love this silly shit
America & China getting the final for the first time, don't let them in yet, let us hog the limelight a bit, we dedicated decades to join this party.

Oooo wolf & weirdo time, a bit catchy, Belarus???good high notes
That clicky rate it thing on SBS site is weird
 
OOOO pretty LITHUANIAN has catchy, catchy tune

best so far, and such pretty eyes:)

Dami is next
 
Damn I just got in from going out earlier but taping Eurovision. I'll have to watch Dami's performance, tomorrow.

I hope this features on Gogglebox next week.
 
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UKRAINE - sensational woman with real soul
LITHUANIA
LATVIA the only competition that round, I think it is repeated again straight after this @GROOVER
 
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