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During Tom's eviction...

I have been spending a pretty penny to SAVE Penny since Monday.

THAT'S the spirit pet. If you use more than your monthly data allowance you can always do what Scout Finch and I used to on a hot summer's day and build a lemonade stand out on the sidewalk and charge fat landlords, your friends dad's riff-raff clients, his legal secretary whenever she drops over important paperwork and passers by/part-time klan members a dollar twenty five for a glass of iced water you didn't wash the lemonfresh dishwashing liquid out of properly.

Of course if you live in Brisbane and try erecting anything on the sidewalk at the moment the G20 police will come along and kick it over and beat seven shades of shinola out of you BUT YOU COULD STILL ASK THEM TO PLACE A VOTE WHEN THEY GET HOME TO SAVE PENNY!!
 
THAT'S the spirit pet. If you use more than your monthly data allowance you can always do what Scout Finch and I used to on a hot summer's day and build a lemonade stand out on the sidewalk and charge fat landlords, your friends dad's riff-raff clients, his legal secretary whenever she drops over important paperwork and passers by/part-time klan members a dollar twenty five for a glass of iced water you didn't wash the lemonfresh dishwashing liquid out of properly.

Of course if you live in Brisbane and try erecting anything on the sidewalk at the moment the G20 police will come along and kick it over and beat seven shades of shinola out of you BUT YOU COULD STILL ASK THEM TO PLACE A VOTE WHEN THEY GET HOME TO SAVE PENNY!!

I'd make a watermelon water stand! Far more refreshing.;) but thankfully, no need.
 
Also, is it just me or does lina blow chunks. In the treehouse when she was talking to Penny and DIPchard and she was passively-aggressively interrogating poor Penny about daring to have conversations with 'the boys' and Penny responded - in her innocent beauty "yeah I just get along with them I suppose and am happy to talk to anyone" lina turned away with a look of disgust that only a man-hating militant god-bothering whackjob knows how to contort her ugly hate in to.

Oprah can do it as well.
 
Also, is it just me or does lina blow chunks. In the treehouse when she was talking to Penny and DIPchard and she was passively-aggressively interrogating poor Penny about daring to have conversations with 'the boys' and Penny responded - in her innocent beauty "yeah I just get along with them I suppose and am happy to talk to anyone" lina turned away with a look of disgust that only a man-hating militant god-bothering whackjob knows how to contort her ugly hate in to.

Oprah can do it as well.

But at least if you tolerate Oprah for long enough, there's a good change you will get a car.
 
I'd make a watermelon water stand! Far more refreshing.;) but thankfully, no need.

oh poppet you can't get watermelon dishwashing liquid you big silly but I adMIRE your passion and drive. You - my dear, will be the saving grace of your lazy freeloading generation, provided you don't get soused at schoolies' and start hooking to pay for your next fix of bunderberg beer and red frogs. They hand those frogs out for free you know.
 
oh poppet you can't get watermelon dishwashing liquid you big silly but I adMIRE your passion and drive. You - my dear, will be the saving grace of your lazy freeloading generation, provided you don't get soused at schoolies' and start hooking to pay for your next fix of bunderberg beer and red frogs. They hand those frogs out for free you know.

Oh yes you can!!
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And don't you be dissin' red frogs! They're GOLD.
 
I turned the TV off when Tom was evicted..... I did not even watch him walk out of the house.... anyone want to give me a summary of what happen during the interview and did Ryan stick his hand up Tom's butt on last time on his way out?
 
I turned the TV off when Tom was evicted..... I did not even watch him walk out of the house.... anyone want to give me a summary of what happen during the interview and did Ryan stick his hand up Tom's butt on last time on his way out?

You should have watched it if you wanted to know.
 
PENNY NEEDS TO STAY! Ps she wasn't just a dancer, she did a lotttttttttt of nude photo shoots.. Ironically enough she did one called "water baby" dave is going to have mad faps when he gets out
 
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