Do you hate fats?

cookiethecrackerbiscut said:
Thank you for bieng one of the first people on this forum to make me laugh, give this man a cookie
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Oooh I get cookies for making you laugh??

In that case, prepare to laugh at my assortment of Prisus fun facts:

Jesus can walk on water. But that's nothing. Prisus can swim through land!

There is no theory of evolution, just a list of animals Prisus allows to live.

When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Prisus.

Prisus counted to infinity - twice.

Prisus can win a game of Connect Four in only 3 moves.

If you spell "Prisus" in scrabble, you win. Forever.

Prisus doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Prisus pyjamas.

They once made Prisus toilet paper, but there was a problem: it wouldn't take shit from anyone.

Prisus knows the last digit of Pi.


So ... how many cookies do I get?
 
Trala said:
You have no where near enough "likes" to sit with me, babe.

I need a 4000 "like" minimum before I will even consider entering into a friendship.

However, I may have a 2ndBCFF (best cyber friend forever) position opening up due to @el'coopo not fulfilling the cyber friendship brief. Get yourself to 2500 and we will talk (when I say we will talk, I mean I will talk, you will listen).
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Thats true! :P
 
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cookiethecrackerbiscut said:
Sorry, only the first one got me, i only laugh when it suprises me
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So ... surprises make you laugh? And laughing gets me cookies?

In that case prepare to be surprised by the following surprising facts:
  • It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
  • Rats and horses can't vomit.
  • Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
  • In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
  • In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
  • The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
  • Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
  • A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
  • 23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.
  • Most lipstick contains fish scales.

So ... how many cookies do I get this time?
 
I do hate fats.

They were my major downfall in year 12 biology :( I know I dropped a few marks on a question about them and that's why I never got a study score of 50 in bio, which still pains me to think about.

See fats have three components, well I mean depends which fat we're talking about if it's triglycerides then they have four but if you think of the phospholipid membrane that makes up our cells they have three major components so they have a phophate head WHICH MAKES THEM POLAR, they have two fatty acid chains causing their hydrophobic properties, usually of the unsaturated type which is what makes our cells FLEXIBLE (there's also cholesterol in the membrane which helps with the osmosis of water) and then we have the triglycerides which is how the fat we make in out bodies get stored as in adipose tissue, and they have a glycerol component THREE fatty acid tails. The fatty acid parts enter the KREBS CYCLE and they help us make NADPH AND ATP so we have energy when we exercise. And there's a certain amout of CO2 that is released during the krebs cycle and I never remember how many.


Did you know that cholesterol synthesis takes place in the LIVER? Did you also know that that's where fat metabolism mostly occurs.

So if you hate fats, you should love the liver!
Also, take care of your diet, if you have a cholesterol level greater than 4mmol in your plasma you're at a high risk of developing atherosclerosis and that can lead to development of hypertension and even worse DEATH. So do your 30minutes of exercise and eat unsaturated fatty acids. Increased your HDL and if all fails, get onto some simvastatin 10mg at night and you should be ok
Goodluck AdrianG, hope your problems with fats are resolved after this!
 
natalia said:
I do hate fats.

They were my major downfall in year 12 biology :( I know I dropped a few marks on a question about them and that's why I never got a study score of 50 in bio, which still pains me to think about.

See fats have three components, well I mean depends which fat we're talking about if it's triglycerides then they have four but if you think of the phospholipid membrane that makes up our cells they have three major components so they have a phophate head WHICH MAKES THEM POLAR, they have two fatty acid chains causing their hydrophobic properties, usually of the unsaturated type which is what makes our cells FLEXIBLE (there's also cholesterol in the membrane which helps with the osmosis of water) and then we have the triglycerides which is how the fat we make in out bodies get stored as in adipose tissue, and they have a glycerol component THREE fatty acid tails. The fatty acid parts enter the KREBS CYCLE and they help us make NADPH AND ATP so we have energy when we exercise. And there's a certain amout of CO2 that is released during the krebs cycle and I never remember how many.


Did you know that cholesterol synthesis takes place in the LIVER? Did you also know that that's where fat metabolism mostly occurs.

So if you hate fats, you should love the liver!
Also, take care of your diet, if you have a cholesterol level greater than 4mmol in your plasma you're at a high risk of developing atherosclerosis and that can lead to development of hypertension and even worse DEATH. So do your 30minutes of exercise and eat unsaturated fatty acids. Increased your HDL and if all fails, get onto some simvastatin 10mg at night and you should be ok
Goodluck AdrianG, hope your problems with fats are resolved after this!
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I dontt eat food, so i dont have this problem.

How else do you think Im so hot
 
I think you could be more condescending by adding 'The fats'. Lisa would while reminiscing about being the prettiest mean girl in school.
 
Trala said:
You have no where near enough "likes" to sit with me, babe.

I need a 4000 "like" minimum before I will even consider entering into a friendship.

However, I may have a 2ndBCFF (best cyber friend forever) position opening up due to @el'coopo not fulfilling the cyber friendship brief. Get yourself to 2500 and we will talk (when I say we will talk, I mean I will talk, you will listen).
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ArianaG don't listen to her - she worships the air I expel & I don't have anywhere near 4000 - although I did have, but due to an over indulgence of 'likes' by said Trala, the admins had to revalue my likes to 1%

& may I say ArianaG what a nersty lil piece of shit you are for starting up such a thoughtful thread as this 😜 🤣
 
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