Episode Day 1 (9 Nov 2025) - Launch

[Kingstevoh]

Oh she’s loud. I love her. She’s gonna annoy them

 

[James T]

To be fair, they both literally called themselves "Spice" and Mia's description of her personality is exactly the same as how Priya described herself...

and both have entirely different demeanours, my point still stands..

 

[Rubberduck]

DADDY

 

[Batofg]

Elon MUSK

 

[the Theorist]

I get the feeling Mia is gonna get a bunch of Nomination points every week, lol.

 

[Kingstevoh]

WHERES OUR (MALE) GAYS PLS

Vinnie babes

 

[The_Grandson]

This cast seems okay but certainly NOT for someone who wants to have a crush on a beautiful woman

1) Mel isnt in the house
2) The only good looking woman Holly seems to be totally unlikeable

Hey @MADONNA, it’s 1 of the 3 straight men you were talking about!

 

[Petarkco]

Mr Sky News watching man

 

[Rubberduck]

Oh. Nevermind. He's a chop.

 

[Rison]

Why is Mel holding the mic right in front of her face and obscuring the shot?

 

[MADONNA]

PapaDAYUM bitch

 

[James T]

here come's 'the risk'

 

[Sctb88]

Michael is VILE

 

[Expressive]

Michael is very Married At First Sight cast member.

 

[Danny]

Oh, hi Daddy Michael.

 

[potentiallybray]

Get Michael Out!

 

[Kingstevoh]

Okay Michael can HIT it. Daddy

 

[MADONNA]

Ew who the hell is this and why.

I rebuke it.

 

[Kingston]

Hate this guy.

 

[James T]

Michael my love, the closet door is beaded..