I'M THE WINNER OF BIG BROTHER
Now correct me if I'm wrong but I distinctly remember robot BB stating:

That means US - the viewers, Allan, not you...
Although you sucked so bad we don't get to decide - cause your housemates unceremoniously dumped you outside the front door on night TWO 
Allan repeatedly told us during his epic 4 day journey (is this the correct up to date TV reality lingo these days)... That it was a forgone conclusion and we should probably just write him the cheque now...
ALAS when you repeatedly spruik about how "Ï AM YOU'RE WINNER" Karma ultimately will intervene and rewrite your history (perhaps there's a producer named Karma) .... THUS this is apparently the WINNER leaving the house all alone, at night, dragging his luggage, somewhat early in the season
Not even a chit chat with Sonia, just get in the Uber and piss off... (which probably just drops him up the road at the train station - "Here's an Opal card with 5 bucks on it - bugger off back home"

Producer K to production crew: "Housemate A is talkin' himself up too much - he's gone over the 'Talking yourself up LINE' (which is only allowed to be this long)..., This is Australia, there'll be none of that HERE... invoke Tall Poppy Syndrome for immediate eviction of said Housemate... "
Now correct me if I'm wrong but I distinctly remember robot BB stating:

That means US - the viewers, Allan, not you...


Allan repeatedly told us during his epic 4 day journey (is this the correct up to date TV reality lingo these days)... That it was a forgone conclusion and we should probably just write him the cheque now...
ALAS when you repeatedly spruik about how "Ï AM YOU'RE WINNER" Karma ultimately will intervene and rewrite your history (perhaps there's a producer named Karma) .... THUS this is apparently the WINNER leaving the house all alone, at night, dragging his luggage, somewhat early in the season

Not even a chit chat with Sonia, just get in the Uber and piss off... (which probably just drops him up the road at the train station - "Here's an Opal card with 5 bucks on it - bugger off back home"


Producer K to production crew: "Housemate A is talkin' himself up too much - he's gone over the 'Talking yourself up LINE' (which is only allowed to be this long)..., This is Australia, there'll be none of that HERE... invoke Tall Poppy Syndrome for immediate eviction of said Housemate... "