Big Brother 2023 : Episode 1

[February]

Oh blimey, that's a good start! I already nodded off waiting for the start!

 

[Gnug]

Fuck this already cringe

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…a ‘twist’ in the first 20 seconds?… uh oh!… cheers.

 

[Gnug]

Dion is fucking annoying

 

[February]

This is indoor love island!
With twist!

 

[Gnug]

I hope this shit flops

 

[timmy]

They did this in another season though, putting them in a plane or space ship or something stupid, yeah?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…**he walks into the room… the door locks… spikes on the ceiling start slowly lowering to the floor…**… cheers.

 

[February]

Okay, hooked already!

 

[timmy]

…**he walks into the room… the door locks… spikes on the ceiling start slowly lowering to the floor…**… cheers.

if only

 

[February]

Dion is officially a twit!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

…not a wrinkle in the house… um… sorry Sonia… I forgot… (another Senior moment)… cheers.

 

[timmy]

Dion is officially a twit!

twit or twat?

 

[D Space]

go to the proper place you naughties

 

[timmy]

Sticky was first!

 

[February]

WTF is Sonia wearing? A plastic stick of rock!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Dion is officially a twit!

…more like a fucktwit… cheers.

 

[D Space]

Sticky was first!

But in the wrong place. Thats like running a race, calling it first, and it’s the wrong track

 

[Katie]

OMG I wonder how many blondes there will be

 

[Gnug]

Fuck this is lame