Episode Australian Survivor (2017) - Episode 1 Discussion

[Fiona]

Kent and Mark are REALLY OLD looking 50-something year olds! It's in the attitude, Kent refers to himself as an old guy.

They are. Both are 51. As someone who's older than both of them, it's a bit disconcerting and comforting at the same time, lol.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...it's now looking like Joan is going for sure... a shame really... I really like her... if Kent goes at least he can swim home to Australia and save an airfare eh?... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Sam is a pain in the arse.

 

[Tuttle]

Damn! That OCD bitch is going to annoy the fuck out of me until she goes.
Yes! Da boys are in the hood.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Jericho is really short. Don't they have height requirements for cabin crew?

Such a pocket ghey.

...he's not really short Consuela... he's just 'untall' that's all... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

And Boss, you're next on my hit list. LOL But you can stay for now.

 

[Consuela]

Apparently there's a BMI requirement.

But I've taken luggage larger than him overseas! How's he meant to help me in an emergency if he's been blown out the window!?

 

[delcan]

Fuck off Luke you douche!

#lukethedouche
#hasnobrain

 

[Fiona]

Luke. Yikes.[DOUBLEPOST=1501411984][/DOUBLEPOST]

...it's now looking like Joan is going for sure... a shame really... I really like her... if Kent goes at least he can swim home to Australia and save an airfare eh?... cheers.

lol

 

[timmy]

ugh what a smug prick Luke is

 

[FatPants]

hmmm...if Luke gets his way Kent is out and there goes my medivac guy.

 

[delcan]

Fuck off Luke you douche!

#lukethedouche
#hasnobrain

Lol, the Masterchef thread members are having flashbacks as we speak

 

[Melore]

But I've taken luggage larger than him overseas! How's he meant to help me in an emergency if he's been blown out the window!?

He works the drinks trolley, from inside the trolley.

 

[qtkt]

I finally get here and turn on tv and what's happening? They're already talking about getting rid of my Kent as first to go. Know nothing about him but it's not a good start for me in the sweep.

 

[Consuela]

He works the drinks trolley, from inside the trolley.

Gave me a legit chuckle.

 

[kxk]

They are. Both are 51. As someone who's older than both of them, it's a bit disconcerting and comforting at the same time, lol.

And what Meglos said - sitting thinking the same 50 year olds don't look this OLD............they both look late 60s
And neither has the bald issue even

 

[Melore]

It's dumb to flick Kent because he can 'only' swim...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Luke + 1 X silver bullet= problem fixed!... what a dickhead... cheers.

 

[Fiona]

...he's not really short Consuela... he's just 'untall' that's all... cheers.

His centre of gravity will be a bonus as it's lower to the ground. He's my sweep. Your weight needs to be proportional to your height, but the minimum is around the 160cm mark.

 

[Tuttle]

Fuck off Luke you douche!

#lukethedouche
#hasnobrain

I like it at this stage, the mean girls need a slap in the face.