#AskAffable

[Columbo]

Do I look like a prophet of some sort to you?

Yes.

 

[Affable]

Yes.

Well, I am not so I would have no idea how to answer your question.

HOORAY for Love Island UK.

 

[Columbo]

Well, I am not so I would have no idea how to answer your question.

HOORAY for Love Island UK.

oh well.

what's so good about love island uk? sounds like a bunch of immoral degenerates.

 

[Affable]

oh well.

what's so good about love island uk? sounds like a bunch of immoral degenerates.

It's 100x better than the Australian version. The best part is the Casa Amore section of the show.

 

[Columbo]

It's 100x better than the Australian version. The best part is the Casa Amore section of the show.

cool

 

[Affable]

I want to go on Love Island UK. I would be good.

 

[Affable]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/haltherego/which-love-island-guy-would-you-couple-up-with-9icqe3evc9

I got Tommy.

 

[Affable]

https://thetab.com/uk/2019/06/11/quiz-which-love-island-2019-boy-should-you-couple-up-with-104817

I got Michael. That's about right.

 

[Columbo]

Is call and win on anymore?

 

[Affable]

Is call and win on anymore?

Yes. In the very early hours of Friday, Saturday and Sunday (when the cricket is not on).

BOO Cricket.

HOORAY FOR LOVE ISLAND UK!

 

[Columbo]

Yes. In the very early hours of Friday, Saturday and Sunday (when the cricket is not on).

BOO Cricket.

HOORAY FOR LOVE ISLAND UK!

cool

 

[Affable]

Sheldon from The Voice wants to represent Australia in Eurovision next year.

I vote no.

 

[Affable]

"Previously on Love Island.."

 

[Columbo]

Sheldon from The Voice wants to represent Australia in Eurovision next year.

I vote no.

Why?

 

[Affable]

Why?

Overrated singer.

 

[Columbo]

Overrated singer.

Ah, ok.

 

[Affable]

Ah, ok.

3 cheers for Love Island UK

 

[Columbo]

3 cheers for Love Island UK

booooo

 

[Affable]

booooo

HIP HIP, HOORAY!

 

[Columbo]

HIP HIP, HOORAY!

meh