#AskAffable

[Columbo]

Best way to describe Jessie from Love Island. Like Scheana from Vanderpump Rules. Both toxic idiots.

phew glad you didn't say kristen

 

[Affable]

phew glad you didn't say kristen

Nah, she is worse... Like Scheana.

 

[Columbo]

Nah, she is worse... Like Scheana.

am i still like kristen?

 

[Affable]

am i still like kristen?

Yep.

 

[Columbo]

Yep.

in what way?

 

[Affable]

in what way?

Stage 5 clinger attributes. Ability to not get over someone.

 

[Columbo]

Stage 5 clinger attributes. Ability to not get over someone.

Doesn't sound like me though.

 

[Affable]

Doesn't sound like me though.

Believe in Queen Ali and all will be healed.

 

[Columbo]

Believe in Queen Ali and all will be healed.

i do believe in her

 

[Affable]

I want to be the Queen Ali of Love Island.

 

[Columbo]

how wuld you go about doing that?


would you turn into a hat?


would you dance with a rat?

would you converse with a mat?

 

[Affable]

how wuld you go about doing that?

Charm them with intellectual conversation which they are not capable of having.

 

[Columbo]

Charm them with intellectual conversation which they are not capable of having.

would you call them FOOLISH CREATURES?

 

[Affable]

would you call them FOOLISH CREATURES?

No because I would be eliminated.

 

[Columbo]

No because I would be eliminated.

oh, that makes sense.

 

[Affable]

Hooray for Queen Ali!!

 

[Columbo]

how would you feel if Ali liked to do the charelston?

 

[Affable]

how would you feel if Ali liked to do the charelston?

Really good because the Charleston is one of my favourite dances.

 

[Columbo]

Really good because the Charleston is one of my favourite dances.

lets hope petra doesnt ban the charleston

 

[Affable]

lets hope petra doesnt ban the charleston

You mean Peta? It would be great if she bans Tina Arena music.