AntiGretel UNPLUGGED for you...

Lucas said:
Dear @AntiGretel,

Have you ever gone gay?
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Golden Gaytime envelopes my mouth at every opportunity

I like smashing box with my wang

Have yet to wake up of a morning with a desire for balls across the nose or to delve into a guy's hairy butt

I am certain, however, that in this free thinking le'sa'fare age we live in, that my preferences may change to even stauncher heterosexuality and refusal to accept $10 in toilet blocks "just to show the tip of it"
Sorry, Your Honor, back to the bench you go
 
Time is of the essence

Get your questions in before i start my bike and GTFO

8.3hrs of infinite wisdom remains

(( for this series, then prolly bump thread in couple days )
Dunno
 
beardymac said:
What is your opinion on tattoos?
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Tattoos were a taboo when i was being brought up - associated with bikies n crooks etc

Then an uncle returned from overseas with one on each forearm

The obligatory anchor
And the topless girl

They were not that much an issue after that

Then i saw a girl with some, in intimate places

Then as i became a guy on dating scene, i saw more and more "tramp stamps"

The sillier girls would have their "true loves" name on them

A guy's name staring back at you from the ass of the girl you are banging isnt an aphrodisiac, let me assure you

And having to aim my rampant spunk away from the guy's name and onto her non - Ex skin was a challenge initially ..then i turned 17 and i was an expert marksman

A title i hold to this day

Tatts are ok

Arm sleeves a bit over the top and face tatts do little for my entertainment value

I may get one someday

Dunno
 
AntiGretel said:
Not finding a perfect guy
Not finding a perfect girl

Yet finding that you are perfect for one another

Foundation MUST be 100% best friends

This is a MUST whether you are

* hubby n wife
*housemates
*platonic soul mates
*fk buddies
*de facto lovers
*boyfriend girlfriend

You must first be BEST friends

The next component is 100% sharing your desires n fantasies n not just involving one another

Be open about who and what excites

Encourage, never be jealous

No passive aggressive shit

No lying

No cheating

Just existing with comfy silences & deep passionate kisses that never grow old

Fun !
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Ohh myyyy. If I wasn't already loved up, I'd stalk you and love you and call you George.
 
AntiGretel said:
I am married to pornhub dot com

We are exclusive, yet inclusive of input.

And credit cards.[DOUBLEPOST=1415754103][/DOUBLEPOST]

Does your work have big tits?
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i'll ignore that last puerile comment. ONCE, I did have a suitor - a young gentleman caller named Eric Metcalf, the most handsome young man I had ever laid *shoos fly from tea* eyes on, and specials teams kick return dynamo for the Cleveland Browns, oh my how that young man would make my toes curl as he fielded a high punt at the old Lakefront Stadium and then would run like the whole chapter of the Louisville kkk was behind him from one end of the field to the other...

He would call on me at my parents' house during our courtship and take me to midday matinees and out for milkshakes and pop, but then in '94 The Browns traded him to Atlanta for Andre Rison, and my father (Davis Beacon), infamously declared "NOooo Atlanta Falcon is going to call on MY DAUGHter, not if he has to PRY her virginity from my COLD, DEAD, HANDS."

And alas......that was the end of something that should have been so beautiful. I cried myself to sleep for a few days, buried myself in my studies...and let Andre Rison take me to lover's point a couple of times but my heart has always belonged to Eric.......and there it will remain, with touch typing and.....being right.

Melore could I have another napkin please I seem to have...spilled tea on my cheeks, SHOOing away the INSECTS you appear to let RUN RAMSHOD THROUGHOUT YOUR FLEA HOUSE!
 
Mavis Beacon said:
i'll ignore that last puerile comment. ONCE, I did have a suitor - a young gentleman caller named Eric Metcalf, the most handsome young man I had ever laid *shoos fly from tea* eyes on, and specials teams kick return dynamo for the Cleveland Browns, oh my how that young man would make my toes curl as he fielded a high punt at the old Lakefront Stadium and then ran like the whole chapter of the Louisville kkk was behind him from one end of the field to the other...

He would call on me at my parents' house during our courtship and take me to midday matinees and out for milkshakes and pop, but then in '94 The Browns traded him to Atlanta for Andre Rison, and my father (Davis Beacon), infamously declared "NOooo Atlanta Falcon is going to call on MY DAUGHter, not if he has to PRY her virginity from my COLD, DEAD, HANDS."

And alas......that was the end of something that should have been so beautiful. I cried myself to sleep for a few days, buried myself in my studies...and let Andre Rison take me to lover's point a couple of times but my heart has always belonged to Eric.......and there it will remain, with touch typing and.....being right.

Melore could I have another napkin please I seem to have...spilled tea on my cheeks, SHOOing away the INSECTS you appear to let RUN RAMSHOD THROUGHOUT YOUR FLEA HOUSE!
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Conclusion:

Ironing board
Mosquito bites
A cup

:(
 
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