AntiGretel UNPLUGGED for you...

[AntiGretel]

dude, that's actually super deep. Thanks for the advice.

The BEST advice is LIVE FOR TODAY !!

Tomorrow is promised to NO ONE !

I have seen too many come and go from our lil ol planet without ever having a good time or taking a risk etc

For them, i live to the fullest

For the one's who burnt out and went too early thru carelessness and party 24/7, i impose moderation & self control

Willpower to draw the line

Discipline to stop; live to fight another day

There will always be another drink to be drank 2mor

Another pill, powder or hookah pipe

Another girl willing to treat you like a farm animal in bed , or her sister

Stay in the game

BE THE FKN GAME !!

Abide by your own rules; as there are no such generic rules to fit every psyche... Or psycho (( aka FARTSO ))

 

[AntiGretel]

Pure gold from our crazy little coconut friend.

Coconuts are groovy

Coconut oil reminds me of endless summer

Coconut milk in laksa soup is bootylicious

Coconut is me

Deal !!

 

[AntiGretel]

Get busy livin
Or
Get busy dyin

 

[Fiona]

Has to do with the way light reflects off the oceans

Plus it is God's fave colour

Mine too

 

[Rudiger]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Sweetgeek]

Not finding a perfect guy
Not finding a perfect girl

Yet finding that you are perfect for one another

Foundation MUST be 100% best friends

This is a MUST whether you are

* hubby n wife
*housemates
*platonic soul mates
*fk buddies
*de facto lovers
*boyfriend girlfriend

You must first be BEST friends

The next component is 100% sharing your desires n fantasies n not just involving one another

Be open about who and what excites

Encourage, never be jealous

No passive aggressive shit

No lying

No cheating

Just existing with comfy silences & deep passionate kisses that never grow old

Fun !

I love this!

 

[AntiGretel]

I love this!

** sighs **

Your
Type
Would,
SG

 

[Sweetgeek]

Teacher's pet

Awesome at maths

Even better at passing flirty notes to girls

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I will be behind lunch shed later
And so will you

 

[Sweetgeek]

** sighs **

Your
Type
Would,
SG

I live it, so how can I not love it I guess.

But I love witty too, and you have it in aces!

 

[MADONNA]

 

[AntiGretel]

I live it, so how can I not love it I guess.

But I love witty too, and you have it in aces!

You are too kind !

Wanna stay in the sanctuary overnight?

 

[AntiGretel]

i wrote a poem to MADONNA in 1992 when her book "SEX" was all the craze; what with full frontal nudity & S and M Fantasy / Role Playing Fetish pics + simulated sex & much more....

Madonna Madonna
Quite Contrary
Trim That Pussy-
It's So Dam Hairy !

 

[Rudiger]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Sorry Aunty Gretel, but your time is up.

The correct answer is:

Thursday.

But you don't leave us empty-handed; Debbie, tell him what he's won...

 

[AntiGretel]

Sorry Aunty Gretel, but your time is up.

The correct answer is:

Thursday.

But you don't leave us empty-handed; Debbie, tell him what he's won...

thank fk for THAT !!

And great timing as well; i thought this porn clip would be buffering til dawn

Cheerio[DOUBLEPOST=1415631879][/DOUBLEPOST]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Calisthenics; but from a balcony

 

[Sweetgeek]

You are too kind !

Wanna stay in the sanctuary overnight?

 

[AntiGretel]

.... cos Travii been more toey than a roman sandal since aishi baybi hit the bricks to evictionville

Population: 1
Economy: ( - $70,000 )

 

[Tee]

AntiGretal, it is my first day back at work today after a couple of weeks off.

Do you see Dreamy McEducator giving me a private nursing lesson in his office?

 

[Fiona]

thank fk for THAT !!

And great timing as well; i thought this porn clip would be buffering til dawn

Cheerio[DOUBLEPOST=1415631879][/DOUBLEPOST]


Calisthenics; but from a balcony

Edward Woodward would.

 

[AntiGretel]

Edward Woodward would.

He would too. As would his wood. Wouldnt you say ?

Or his name isnt edward woodward

 

[AntiGretel]

AntiGretal, it is my first day back at work today after a couple of weeks off.

Do you see Dreamy McEducator giving me a private nursing lesson in his office?

yes, i do

But only under extreme duress

Do you own a sharp knife and gimp mask ?