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Episode I'm a Celebrity 2025: Episode 8

…evenin’ all… I’ll set the scene… my sweet darling wife is in the lounge room watching TV… I had just had breakfast and was in my bathroom and just about to brush my teeth… we were both talking to each other between the two rooms…

…**note to oneself**… never again will I put a tube of ‘Dencorub’ in the same drawer as my toothpaste again… Repeat!… never again will I put a tube of ‘Dencorub’ in the same drawer as my toothpaste again!… yup!… I sure did brush my teeth with Dencorub … it was like liquified Chilli going into my mouth… yes I threw away my old electric toothbrush and bought a new one this afternoon … and yes it was still burning my mouth for most of the day… and yes… I’m a complete and total dickhead… and yes… my sweet darling wife’s words of… “I-told-you-that-would-happen-to-you-one-day-if-you-put-them-in-the-same-drawer-didn’t-I?”… are still echoing and resonating in my head… obviously men can’t do two things at once… (talk and brush their teeth at the same time lol!)..

…I snuck in a quick swig of Rum and yes it did help get rid of most of the taste… swirling Rum in my teeth is a whole new experience.… to me… it’s way better than ‘Listerine’ I can tell you lol!… anyway… my sweet darling wife did warn me… I didn’t listen because I’m a…… a……. man…….. and yes… she was…. right of course… and yes… I’m a complete knucklehead… cheers.
 
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…they’re showing us ‘highlights’ of last night’s show… okay… I’ll bite… WHICH highlights?… cheers.
 
…why is it that I’m not enjoying Reggie as much as I used to?… am I all Reggied out or something?… cheers.
 
…why is it that I’m not enjoying Reggie as much as I used to?… am I all Reggied out or something?… cheers.
I think it’s because they’re not showing her genuine funny moments of her just being dopey. The scenes of her so far all just consist of her short comings in life.
 
…a massive storm is happening outside right now and Channel 10 is off air at the moment for me… fuckit!… cheers.
 
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