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Episode BBAU 2021 - Episode 23 Discussion (9 June, 7:30pm)

What should this poll be about?

  • Big Brother

    Votes: 10 27.8%

  • Australian Idol

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Survivor

    Votes: 3 8.3%

  • Celebrity Apprentice

    Votes: 3 8.3%

  • Supermarkets

    Votes: 1 2.8%

  • Favourite KFC meal

    Votes: 7 19.4%

  • Mixed

    Votes: 12 33.3%
  • Total voters
    36
...evenin’ all... this post has absolutely nothing to do with Big Brother but I have to vent about something that happened to me today or I will surely explode... my sweet darling wife said that we had to go to the Post Office to pay a bill today... so here I trundle up the ramp into there... I was just looking at gadgets in the store while she paid the bill... when she finished my beloved wife says “right!... let’s go”... as we started to go a sour looking old biddy got between my wife and I... me being a somewhat gentlemanly type said to the sour looking old biddy... “ladies first”... and smiled nicely... THIS IS WHERE I CAME UNDONE...

...she didn’t even say “thankyou” or anything as I let her go first... as I rolled out behind her in my wheelchair... she let out a very loud and smelly FART!... how she didn’t ‘follow through’ I don’t know!... if I had plenty of hair the wind would’ve ruffled it with a smelly wisp of air... it was so loud!... if she was either deaf or just had her hearing aid off she would’ve heard it!... and that smell... it was as if she had been eating either dog food or dog biscuits or even dog shit itself!... it was rank!...

...anyway... as we all got outside... she never turned around and said “sorry” or anything apologetic... she said and did NOTHING!... as I kept staring at her while she was getting in her car to drive away... she glanced at me staring at her... no change of facial expression or anything at all... it was like she was thinking... “cop that sucker”...

...it wouldn’t have been so bad normally but when sitting in my wheelchair my head is roughly at the same level as HER ARSE!... how I am not dead is beyond me!... my sweet darling wife said “what do you keep looking at?”... when I told her she laughed and said “it could only happen to you!”... (yep!... that’s right... it could could only happen to me alright)... needless to say... I haven’t been happy all day... I’m still spewing and sulking about it... I can’t see this show cheering me up so I’m putting it down to a complete shit day all round... true story!... cheers.
 
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oh we havent had grautitous Shower time montage this season yet.... Remember when they would chuck in a shot of Chad undressing or in the shower when Sophie would be having a good ol pow wow about him in the Diary Room with BB last year?
 
...Big Brothers ‘eye’ should be brown... like ‘brown eyes’ give out shit... so does this show... cheers.
 
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