#AskAffable

[Columbo]

do you like dogs, affable?

 

[Affable]

do you like dogs, affable?

Depends on the dog.

If they are not dangerous, yes.

 

[Columbo]

Depends on the dog.

If they are not dangerous, yes.

what is your favourite dog breed?

 

[Affable]

what is your favourite dog breed?

The loyal Labrador Retriever of course.

 

[Columbo]

The loyal Labrador Retriever of course.

least favourite?

 

[Affable]

least favourite?

Pitbulls and Rottweilers.

 

[Columbo]

Pitbulls and Rottweilers.

Good choice.


What other animals do you like?

 

[Affable]

Good choice.


What other animals do you like?

Not a fan of animals.

Hate cats.

 

[Columbo]

Not a fan of animals.

Hate cats.

why do you hate cats?

 

[Affable]

why do you hate cats?

They are the worst. Sometimes the neighbours cats disrupt my sleep. They make loud noises at night, they attack birds. Don't like cats at all.

 

[Columbo]

They are the worst. Sometimes the neighbours cats disrupt my sleep. They make look noises at night, they attack birds. Don't like cats at all.

hmmmm...interesting

 

[Affable]

hmmmm...interesting

They are like the Donald Trump of animals.

 

[Columbo]

They are like the Donald Trump of animals.

really?

 

[Affable]

really?

Yes. One of the worst.

 

[Columbo]

Yes. One of the worst.

ok.

 

[Fuzz]

@Affable
If you were given free reign and total directional control, what kind of reality show would you produce?

 

[Affable]

@Affable
If you were given free reign and total directional control, what kind of reality show would you produce?

Oh good question...

Hmmm. Interesting. Probably a Vanderpump Rules kind of show but an Australian version.

 

[Fuzz]

Oh good question...

Hmmm. Interesting. Probably a Vanderpump Rules kind of show but an Australian version.

You would have to cast yourself as a Stassi type character.
Pearls of wisdom with a cheeky slant of disdain towards others who deserve it.
And a plethora of quoteworthy gifs.

 

[Affable]

Find the car brand.

How generous of them to give us 24 letters to choose from.

 

[Columbo]

do you enjoy driving?