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Masterchef 2018
- Thread starter oddjob
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...they should've finished this show 2 weeks ago with a rapid succession of quick eliminations and condensed it all down more because to be quite frank... I think that the Charlie episode where they cooked everything and he tasted nothing whatsoever was their 'jump the Shark episode for this years season to be totally honest... I'm just plain bored shitless with the show now... I never thought that I would say that with this show of all shows to be truthful... cheers.
Beachsands
Formerly known as desertsands
Made Miso roasted carrots, parsnips and potatoes last week. I use miso often. Brilliant ingredient.Good on Samira for coming up with a decent idea for the miso. Which I'm sure the judges will tear her apart for, but it sounds fine to me
...bloody hell!... colour me flabbergasted!... THEY'RE PRAISING JESS' DISH!... what the fug?... cheers.
oddjob
Well-Known Member
What? they’re cooking again? I thought it was over for tonight.[DOUBLEPOST=1531045348][/DOUBLEPOST]
Ha, you can’t win on this show!
Great, now Ben is going to commentating the whole week mindlessly
Ben's monotone voice droning on for the whole week - ugh
Ha, you can’t win on this show!

Meglos
HAVE A NECTARINE, GONK
...haha!... it was an image that I found while surfing the Internet Meglos... all I did was to add the words lol!... hence my brief Photoshop revival lol!... who could resist adding a punchline to a natural image like that?... lol!... cheers.
Haha, brilliant find Mr Sticky.
Eww, Ben has peas. Eww, Ben is making them even worse by putting them in a COLD soup with prawns and celery and apple? Good grief. And the judges just sneered that a soup smeared on a plate is just SAUCE and he's gonna do it anyway. Good one Ben.
Sadly Jess is making balls out of porcinis, even I know that is a terrible idea.
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Meglos
HAVE A NECTARINE, GONK
This is not suspenseful because they will say something negative about Ben's dish, it is suspenseful because of the bullshit they will make up so that Ben's dish sounds amazing
Yep, it will be criticism criticism criticism, followed by "BUT.... we love that you took a risk and displayed originality, and that's why you're safe".
...so they've gone down to resting their 'stable stallion' Ben by relegating him to the Gallery for a week to 'rest up' for the big race at the end of the week eh?... he'll be watching all the others from above fighting and scrapping with each other and wearing each other out all week and will be totally refreshed for the main battle next week... great tactics 'Gaz' and George... you arseholes!...
...the cynic within me makes me think that Ben already knew what was going down with this plan hence his familiarity with his mate 'Gaz' at the start of the show... yup!... they are all in cahoots with each other for sure... cheers.
...the cynic within me makes me think that Ben already knew what was going down with this plan hence his familiarity with his mate 'Gaz' at the start of the show... yup!... they are all in cahoots with each other for sure... cheers.
oddjob
Well-Known Member
Mr Stickyfingers..........hopefully that means Ben isn't allowed to turn up until Thursday's episode, he's confined to the house for the next 3 episodes
Or put in a cage hanging from the ceiling.