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Masterchef 2018
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Mr Stickyfingers
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...it's funny how that when it was raining none of us saw Gary at all... but when the food is being served out... well... you know... cheers.
Mr Stickyfingers
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But...reddy... the pork is the colour of your "LOOK AT MOI LOOK AT MOI" pretty bandana.
...haha!... when it was raining Hoda must have been laughing at the rest with their uncovered heads lol!... cheers.
That's why I go make up free except on very special occasions. Rain and the heat make it look terrible. And we get a lot of both in QLD
Fuzz
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Reddy plasters on more lippy than the Joker
Do you wanna know how I got this scar ummmm lipstick?
Fuzz
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Negative.
Islands apart.
The judges on this show make it horrible. Would be way better without George and Gary.
Fuzz
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The judges are the source of amusement my dear chap.
Much like your love bottle on the Island.
And we can surely agree on enjoying amusement.
Mr Stickyfingers
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...never a truer word said my friend... cheers.
I don't find the favouring of contestants amusing at all. Happens every single year and is the main reason why I don't like watching the show. Matt seems like the only judge who judges on face value.
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...so!... thanks for sweet fug all MasterChef... you made a fuggin' liar out of me tonight you twonks!... I proudly boasted at the start of tonight's show that it was 'Maggie night!'... I even squealed like a child in excitement!... BUT!... she's NOT on here tonight is she?... you Bastards!... cheers.
Mr Stickyfingers
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...how right you are my friend... he is way more professional than those other two scumbuckets... but... even Matt has his funny moments at times but yes... he is definitely the best of the 3 for sure.... cheers.
Fuzz
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Respect your opinion of course. Its just personally amusing for me.
Integrity is of course important. I imagine Love Island abounds in that quality.
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@Affable
You scoundrel.
Now I have images in my head of G & G leaving Masterchef and arriving on Love island.
George foraging for Bananas and gary sniffing around for a mudpit to bathe in.
...and also snuffling around looking for Truffles of course!... lol!... cheers.
Fuzz
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Truffles are bloody like gold such is their value.
You cant have a rogue truffle hunting pig who seeks them out and just swallows them whole.
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...oh golly gosh gee whizz!... it was soooooooo close!... and... Big Red and Chloe's Blue Team won it!... who woulda thunk it?... lol!... cheers.