Masterchef 2018

[Lindsay1973]

They should do blind tastings then they wont know if their favorites made them or not..and whats with those pretentious gold spoon and forks?

 

[Meglos]

They should do blind tastings then they wont know if their favorites made them or not..and whats with those pretentious gold spoon and forks?

Yes, blind tastings would be the only fair way to do it, otherwise they can change the rules according to how much they like the contestant, Sometimes raw food sends you home, sometimes it's fine as long as your other elements are good.

 

[oddjob]

Yes, blind tastings would be the only fair way to do it, otherwise they can change the rules according to how much they like the contestant, Sometimes raw food sends you home, sometimes it's fine as long as your other elements are good.

But the judges have to get involved in the cooking in order to stoke up the drama.

 

[Beachsands]

Omg I’m the first in the room tonight. Is it Maggie day? I’m hoping so. But I’m also looking forward to the Central Market challenge. No that will be tomorrow. Hope that Fuzz is back tonight. Is anyone else a fan of Gavin and Stacey? Been on a little binge. Such a sweet nice comedy. James Corden and Ruth Jones wrote it. Easily found on Netflix.

 

[Beachsands]

Mmm today I had my little house measured for a stair lift. Well that makes me feel old. But I think that I’m better doing it sooner rather than later. I shall practise my elegant wave.

 

[oddjob]

Rack off Tommy.

Evening all.

 

[kxk]

I like the taste tests

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...evenin' all... hopefully tonight's show is a lot less stressful... I was so worried that those bastards were going to kill off my sweet Hoda... just aswell they didn't or... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Mmm today I had my little house measured for a stair lift. Well that makes me feel old. But I think that I’m better doing it sooner rather than later. I shall practise my elegant wave.

...way to go Beachsands!... are you going to put racing stripes on it?... and don't forget to get a red one... they always go faster lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...whatever is under those metal cloche's must be getting cooked big time being out in the Sun as they are... what a silly idea... they could burn their hands just picking them up... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Fennel blossom... crikey!

 

[Fuzz]

Where is the fresh produce?
Im all against this open a packet or open a cloche nonsense.
Good evening fine people.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh bugger!... Samira couldn't guess that... I was shouting out "pigsface Samira!... it's pigsface!"... lol!... cheers

 

[oddjob]

From now on whenever we hear ‘pigface’ we will think of Gary.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Where is the fresh produce?
Im all against this open a packet or open a cloche nonsense.
Good evening fine people.

...aaaaah!... my fellow resident nutcase is with us tonight!... hey maaaaaaaaate!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Yeh-Wasabi and dijon taste the same.
Ummm theyre both..... hot[DOUBLEPOST=1528796641][/DOUBLEPOST]

...aaaaah!... my fellow resident nutcase is with us tonight!... hey maaaaaaaaate!... cheers.

Gday Stickyfella.

 

[kxk]

Dijon is usually mild
Wasabi isn't really hot, it just clears your head

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

From now on whenever we hear ‘pigface’ we will think of Gary.

...bwahahaha!... and... oddjob has opened up the 'cracking jokes' department to start us off tonight... funny as!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

I'm over the taste tests, why not just have all 5 of them competing for one immunity pin instead?

 

[Fuzz]

Dijon is usually mild
Wasabi isn't really hot, it just clears your head

Try snorting wasabi. Did it once for shits and giggles after a few drinks with mates.
Youre not wrong. It does clear your head.