Masterchef 2018

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I so dread it when Ben talks... I cannot stand his banal monotoned dreary as shit voice at all... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Once they teach a printer how to "plate up", and say "yes Gary" and "yes George", there'll be no need for contestants at all.

 

[Evan44]

Ben is the standard ex brickie or blue collar bloke they cast every year[DOUBLEPOST=1528710139][/DOUBLEPOST]Meglos, Mr Stickfingers - replace Gary, George and Matt with the 3D Printer, and you wouldn't know the difference LOL

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Evening all.

Maybe they can send all four home and keep the printer in.

Once they teach a printer how to "plate up", and say "yes Gary" and "yes George", there'll be no need for contestants at all.

...haha!... it looks like we're on the same page with this wank-a-thon doesn't it?... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Sarah.....no, you're not cooking tonight, stop hogging the camera[DOUBLEPOST=1528710023][/DOUBLEPOST]Hoda's gonna nail this, I think.

...^^^^ THIS!... yes!... and YES!... lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

I thought he was going to say his wife would be proud of him using a printer

 

[Meglos]

Meglos, Mr Stickfingers - replace Gary, George and Matt with the 3D Printer, and you wouldn't know the difference LOL

Have they invented enough garish colours yet to 3D print Matt Preston's outfits?

 

[Beachsands]

...SERIOUSLY?... well if it is true then I sure hope that it's Sashi that takes it out... cheers.

I’m with you on this

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...there goes George... yup!... he gave us all a "boom boom shake the room!"... and... that catchphrase is catching on in lounge rooms all around Australia as we speak!... what a legend!... cheers.

 

[Evan44]

So if I put white chocolate into my desktop printer, it'll work? Nah, won't try that one[DOUBLEPOST=1528710496][/DOUBLEPOST]One blessing tonight - no gantry, no screaming fellow contestants. I reckon it'd be better doing a pressure test without all the yelling

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Have they invented enough garish colours yet to 3D print Matt Preston's outfits?

..if that 3D food printer can print out a rasher of Bacon then Gary could become a cannibal within his own home and nobody would ever have an inkling... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Interesting, the betting odds for the final 3 are as follows..........Sashi, Khahn, Reece. All male

Best odds for a woman is Samira.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...yes Gary... help Genene out so that she doesn't go home... I wonder if you will do it for Hoda too?... methinks not somehow... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Once they teach a printer how to "plate up", and say "yes Gary" and "yes George", there'll be no need for contestants at all.

But how can you underpay a printer?

 

[Evan44]

Much as Ben irritates me too, I bet he's not going home, they're running out of boys very quickly

 

[oddjob]

..if that 3D food printer can print out a rasher of Bacon then Gary could become a cannibal within his own home and nobody would ever have an inkling... cheers.

I imagine Gary would probably stick his head underneath and print directly into his mouth.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...give it a few minutes and cue Chloe's big dramatic mistake that makes her cry and then Gary and George swoop down to her rescue as they always do... as that happens they then try to rattle Hoda to give Chloe a way out as per usual... I can see it all unfolding now... cheers.

 

[Isee]

Chloe (looks at building): Are we cooking that?

WTF?

Guessing they are at the cube in Mclaren Vale with a comment like that? I could imagine a wanker pastry chef making a cake in that shape they had to recreate

 

[Evan44]

I hope Zombo is coming back this year, it's time they had to reproduce another crokenbush or whatever that thing was called

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

But how can you underpay a printer?

...bwahahaha... what a good point lol!... so true... cheers.