Masterchef 2018

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Who ever heard of a Brazilian called Doug?

...hahaha!... I thought the same thing oddjob lol!... that's like having a German named 'Bruce' or someone from China named 'Nigel' or whatever lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Oddy-I reckon you need to add a backslash and the word 'Redhead" to your sig

Ben is also in the running.

 

[Fuzz]

The whole thing actually makes no sense. Why haven't we looked at this before?

Its a masterpiece of absolute tosh.
Reads like an Enid Blyton fantasy tale.

 

[Meglos]

Ad : WHERE DOES MATT PRESTON GO FOR HIS FRIED CHICKEN FIX?
Is it a rhetorical question? Come on KFC, they're begging for it.

 

[delcan]

...hahaha!... I thought the same thing oddjob lol!... that's like having a German named 'Bruce' or someone from China named 'Nigel' or whatever lol!... cheers.

Sometimes people give themselves an "Anglo" name when the migrate but that is generally more people from Asia.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and... Gary and George get boners when big red lifts the lid and they see her latest offering... it's so pathetic to the point of cringey to watch isn't it?... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Ad : WHERE DOES MATT PRESTON GO FOR HIS FRIED CHICKEN FIX?
Is it a rhetorical question? Come on KFC, they're begging for it.

Imagine the sales of a "Preston Pack" at kfc.
Gary would have been all over it but he already has his own endorsement deal.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...there's that 'Last Supper' vibe again in the long shot of that table lol!... **resists urge to do a Photoshop of it**... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I bet her son wishes he could be 'returned to sender"

...bwahaha!... I just went back and read that... funny as shit!... lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Chloe's bio is interesting only for this bit:


"A fan of cooking shows, Chloe says she is particularly fond of Gary Mehigan, ramen chef Ivan Orkin, Donna Hay and Ben Shewry."

 

[Meglos]

"I've never smoked anything before in my life".
The rest of them all have to leave the room in this round of "I have never".

 

[Beachsands]

Just my inner "Animal farm" i think.
Napolean has to go.

Clever

 

[delcan]

...there's that 'Last Supper' vibe again in the long shot of that table lol!... **resists urge to do a Photoshop of it**... lol!... cheers.

Please do! We are well overdue for a photoshop!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Please do! We are well overdue for a photoshop!

...haha!... probably not delcan... I feel that people grew weary with them so I've stopped doing them altogether lol!... perhaps one day in a far far distant Galaxy............... cheers.

 

[delcan]

...haha!... probably not delcan... I feel that people grew weary with them so I've stopped doing them altogether lol!... perhaps one day in a far far distant Galaxy............... cheers.

I always love them

 

[Fuzz]

Oh woe is me George.. Its so hard to judge and come up with arbitrary reasons as to why decisions are made.
Harder than signing off on paychecks george?
That must be a nightmare then

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...way to go Red team!... woohoo!... now Big Red's team (including our valiant Jess) are in elimination tomorrow night!... bummer!... BUT!... I'm sure that Jess will triumph regardless... wouldn't it be funny if Big Red is the one to go home tomorrow night?... we can only wish I guess?... lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

"A competition favourite will be going home"

Gina? I thought she would be good a meat though?

 

[oddjob]

Oh, a meat cut challenge is not good news for Jess.

 

[Beachsands]

"I've never smoked anything before in my life".
The rest of them all have to leave the room in this round of "I have never".

So funny