Bachelor In Paradise 2018

...so Jarrod has a 'date card' too eh?... it's appropriately named... yet another guy that seems to have pulled one out of his arse... cheers.
 
...so Michael is Keira's 'ideal guy' eh?... let's check... he has a pulse and is a male... yup!... he meets all of the required needs... he'll do... cheers.
 
..."there's a new girl going in and all of the boys are flocking"... says the promo... yes... and when she sees all of the douche's in there she may tell them all to "flock off!" too... cheers.
 
FatPants said:
bahahaha!

Michael during his date with Keira: I need to go and tell Tara she is safe.
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...haha!... that says a lot about Keira doesn't it?... when she watches this and sees that her 'ideal man' said that she will be fuming and spitting chunks... I would be if I was her (thank god that I'm not by the way lol!)... cheers.
 
...she called herself a 'clinger' didn't she?... jeez!... her and Jarrod would cling the fug out of each other if they match up lol!... cheers.
 
...oooooh!... Florence getting a tad bit defensive there about Ali... "she has a face like 'Malibu Barbie'... her face hardly moves!"... fight! fight! fight! fight!... lol!... cheers.
 
...haha!... Florence hardly ever spoke in her season of Bach and now she's so full-on in this show lol!... I love it!... go sweet Florence go!... cheers.
 
...Osher did say "whoever tickles your fancy" didn't he?... cheers.
 
...as Osher said... Megan does have the most options at her feet in there doesn't she?... but you never know... perhaps the losers like Sam/Luke/Jake or Mackaine might pair up once they realise that they'll never date a female?... who knows?... cheers.
 
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