The Bachelor 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

This is sending me into a deep coma.

They should have just given a mirror so he can admire himself.

He is so self absorbed.

...bwahahahahaha!... funny funny FUNNY!... you're on fire tonight Kaz lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...ooooh!... erm.... yeah!... cheers.

 

[kxk]

I walked 5kms today and ate sushi, feeling spring cleaned
5km = 8,000 steps, fuck trying to fit that in every DAY, going to try for 3 times a week
(we are supposed to do 10,000 steps!)

Told you it makes you doze off kaz

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

So it's a threesome.

A world first for the Bachelor.

...soooooo... the plot thickens!... lol!... cheers.

 

[FatPants]

Don't say it Tara, he is going to dump you!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I walked 5kms today and ate sushi, feeling spring cleaned
5km = 8,000 steps, fuck trying to fit that in every DAY, going to try for 3 times a week
(we are supposed to do 10,000 steps!)

Told you it makes you doze off kaz

...well done kxk... and who says that we have to do 10,ooo steps a day?... what I say to them is... fuck em!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Affable]

Elise = rabbit. Matty = gopher.

 

[Kaz]

I think Tara is booted.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...seriously... down to these last three... it' s almost like whoever is the best actress at this point wins it to me... am I wrong?... cheers.

 

[FatPants]

ah shit...I can't watch...the show is brutal at this stage...

 

[Kaz]

We don't want you to wake up Matty.

OK, was that mean.

 

[Desertsands]

...well done kxk... and who says that we have to do 10,ooo steps a day?... what I say to them is... fuck em!... lol!... cheers.

I did at least thirty today *sigh*

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Don't say it Tara, he is going to dump you!

...when they get kissed by Matty it looks like the girls lose some of their lungs... he lunges forward to suck face harder than a Dyson Cyclone vacuum cleaner... back it off Matty ffs!... cheers.

 

[Affable]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-4871090/The-Bachelor-Tara-Pavlovic-s-hot-waiter.html

Forget Matty. I would be going for the waiter.

 

[kxk]

...well done kxk... and who says that we have to do 10,ooo steps a day?... what I say to them is... fuck em!... lol!... cheers.

10,000 health experts
Well that won't help me stay alive Sticky.....I want to see grandkids....I have to make efforts to be fit as I may be the only grannieparent. and it is a long way off, my bod seizes up if i don't move it, a lot

 

[Kaz]

I did at least thirty today *sigh*

30,000 or 30.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I did at least thirty today *sigh*

...I'm too busy renovating our house to have time to walk like that... I get enough exercise doing that at my age... besides... why walk that far?... that's why cars were invented!... ... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

Looking forward to Sophie next week. Hope she has some bogan dates.....what is a bogan date?

 

[kxk]

Such a pretty garden
Osher the funeral director

 

[Desertsands]

30,000 or 30.

Def 30