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The Bachelor 2017
- Thread starter davidftw
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SeanE
I loathe sport on TV...
Alora the fire lady and that earlier Elina (?) circus girl could get together and make a double act...
The plastic dress that Alora changed into gets second prize in "gawd-awful dress of the night" awards
I'm wondering how some of the girls keep "the girls" in place in those dresses. Some were definitely in danger of falling out on national TV... not that I'm complaining mind.
The plastic dress that Alora changed into gets second prize in "gawd-awful dress of the night" awards
I'm wondering how some of the girls keep "the girls" in place in those dresses. Some were definitely in danger of falling out on national TV... not that I'm complaining mind.
davidftw
Team LaPags!
Based on exactly nothing apart from my gut instinct, he'll pick Lisa
Called it.
It's over before it's started.
davidftw
Team LaPags!
I just spent the last 10 minutes scrolling through pictures of Matty J in the hope of updating my avvie, and I must say it was a goddamn pleasure. He is one attractive mofo. Unfortunately I didn't find any with puppies, which would have sealed the deal. I did however, find this:
The artistry!

The artistry!

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why is it I get the feeling one of the girls on the show did this?I just spent the last 10 minutes scrolling through pictures of Matty J in the hope of updating my avvie, and I must say it was a goddamn pleasure. He is one attractive mofo. Unfortunately I didn't find any with puppies, which would have sealed the deal. I did however, find this:
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The artistry!![]()
Melore
Tiny Member
Aus Bach always has the best lights of any Bach franchise, ever - but they outdid themselves with the sparkles and the freeflowing sparkly wisteria last night. I love the massive aerial shot of the (cough) Bachelor Mansion they are now showing after ad breaks!
Liked Lisa. Can't stand Laura - someone, somewhere said she was a front-runner. What is with all these women sashaying in pantless? Sad Monica is gone, she was the prettiest brunette there. I would have flicked the Love Coach over her. Glad they kept Natalie around - I loved her lifting her leg as she cavorted about. The bulk of them seem like small-minded mincing prisses, whispering and omg-ing over Natalie. At least someone was having a good time at that boring cocktail party. How dare that awful would-be-this-season's-Keira architecture student Leah ruin poor Matty J's hair, as well as insulting it! Michelle the cop seems nice.
Liked Lisa. Can't stand Laura - someone, somewhere said she was a front-runner. What is with all these women sashaying in pantless? Sad Monica is gone, she was the prettiest brunette there. I would have flicked the Love Coach over her. Glad they kept Natalie around - I loved her lifting her leg as she cavorted about. The bulk of them seem like small-minded mincing prisses, whispering and omg-ing over Natalie. At least someone was having a good time at that boring cocktail party. How dare that awful would-be-this-season's-Keira architecture student Leah ruin poor Matty J's hair, as well as insulting it! Michelle the cop seems nice.
kxk
SAPIOSEXUAL
Might place a bet on Lisa, and the cop is nice too - but she was a detour/distraction from the very OBVIOUS chemistry going on with Lisa.
They badly need a new hairdresser on this show, hair in general was ghastly, bed hair is not a look with glamazon dresses.
Most of them looked like they hadn't washed or touched their awful hair for a week, it bothers me, nobody had nice shiny swinging hair.
It was either bedraggled crap hair, or bleached dead hair...
A lot of them would look 100% better brunette.
Look.....would not leave the house with hair this shit
Was lots of fun viewing.
They badly need a new hairdresser on this show, hair in general was ghastly, bed hair is not a look with glamazon dresses.
Most of them looked like they hadn't washed or touched their awful hair for a week, it bothers me, nobody had nice shiny swinging hair.
It was either bedraggled crap hair, or bleached dead hair...
A lot of them would look 100% better brunette.
Look.....would not leave the house with hair this shit

Was lots of fun viewing.




kxk
SAPIOSEXUAL
The best, worst and weirdest Bachelor outfits
APPROXIMATELY 7,000 new contestants lined up to meet this year’s Bachelor Matty J in this season’s premiere episode last night, and the message of the evening was clear: Ya gotta have a gimmick.
Fire dancing! Ribbon twirling! Helium balloon-sucking! Honestly, it’s a wonder nobody made their entrance while spinning plates or repairing a carburettor.
And the outfits on show were just as richly diverse as the ethnicities of this year’s cast — one girl wore culottes! Take a look:
Brace yourself. Are you sitting down? Two women wore THE SAME DRESS
That’s a lot of dress.Source:Supplied
Leah meets her man.Source:News Corp Australia
Jennifer.Source:Supplied
Jennifer meets Matty J.Source:Channel 10
Or at least, Jennifer thinks they did. The frocks were completely different colours, and Leah’s version certainly left a lot less to the imagination (Matty couldn’t quite hide his shock at the sight of her bum cheeks basking in the warm evening breeze), but Jennifer would tell anyone who’d listen that her love rival had, like, totally ripped off her style.
Jen then had to suffer the indignity of overhearing another contestant sledging her outfit - “That dress is putrid! Ew!” - which left her running around the Bach house in fits of tears.
Sorry Jennifer, Leah wore it better — butt cheeks and all.
Lisa looked like the wholesome pantsuited love child of Delta Goodrem and Bindi Irwin
Lisa, you’ve got this.Source:Supplied
We’re calling it now — Matty’s going to pick Lisa. She’s gorgeous, doesn’t have the same air of desperation lingering around some of the other contestants (cough — Natalie the finger sniffer — cough), and her first in-depth convo with Matty was a tantalising glimpse into what dating life must be like for those genetically blessed enough to not have to worry about cultivating a personality. “OMG we both like tennis? Let’s get married!!!”
Everyone got their rack out
Elora entered as she intends to go on: fire-twirling?Source:Supplied
Eyes up here please.Source:Supplied
Wardrobe malfunction daredevil SimoneSource:Supplied
Tara struts her stuff.Source:Supplied
... because as if you wouldn’t show off a little skin when you’re competing with approx. 57 other people to make an impression. “MATTY! REMEMBER ME, MATTY? THE ONE WITH THE NORKS, MATTY!”
Stacey wore a sash ...
Miss V8 Supercars, oooooooooh.Source:Supplied
... Because the best way to let a potential suitor know you’ve got a great personality is to literally wear a giant sash announcing that you’ve got a GREAT PERSONALITY.
NB — Stacey left the show at the end of last night’s episode.
And this chick basically rocked up in a wedding dress
APPROXIMATELY 7,000 new contestants lined up to meet this year’s Bachelor Matty J in this season’s premiere episode last night, and the message of the evening was clear: Ya gotta have a gimmick.
Fire dancing! Ribbon twirling! Helium balloon-sucking! Honestly, it’s a wonder nobody made their entrance while spinning plates or repairing a carburettor.
And the outfits on show were just as richly diverse as the ethnicities of this year’s cast — one girl wore culottes! Take a look:
Brace yourself. Are you sitting down? Two women wore THE SAME DRESS
That’s a lot of dress.Source:Supplied
Leah meets her man.Source:News Corp Australia
Jennifer.Source:Supplied
Jennifer meets Matty J.Source:Channel 10
Or at least, Jennifer thinks they did. The frocks were completely different colours, and Leah’s version certainly left a lot less to the imagination (Matty couldn’t quite hide his shock at the sight of her bum cheeks basking in the warm evening breeze), but Jennifer would tell anyone who’d listen that her love rival had, like, totally ripped off her style.
Jen then had to suffer the indignity of overhearing another contestant sledging her outfit - “That dress is putrid! Ew!” - which left her running around the Bach house in fits of tears.
Sorry Jennifer, Leah wore it better — butt cheeks and all.
Lisa looked like the wholesome pantsuited love child of Delta Goodrem and Bindi Irwin
Lisa, you’ve got this.Source:Supplied
We’re calling it now — Matty’s going to pick Lisa. She’s gorgeous, doesn’t have the same air of desperation lingering around some of the other contestants (cough — Natalie the finger sniffer — cough), and her first in-depth convo with Matty was a tantalising glimpse into what dating life must be like for those genetically blessed enough to not have to worry about cultivating a personality. “OMG we both like tennis? Let’s get married!!!”
Everyone got their rack out
Elora entered as she intends to go on: fire-twirling?Source:Supplied
Eyes up here please.Source:Supplied
Wardrobe malfunction daredevil SimoneSource:Supplied
Tara struts her stuff.Source:Supplied
... because as if you wouldn’t show off a little skin when you’re competing with approx. 57 other people to make an impression. “MATTY! REMEMBER ME, MATTY? THE ONE WITH THE NORKS, MATTY!”
Stacey wore a sash ...
Miss V8 Supercars, oooooooooh.Source:Supplied
... Because the best way to let a potential suitor know you’ve got a great personality is to literally wear a giant sash announcing that you’ve got a GREAT PERSONALITY.
NB — Stacey left the show at the end of last night’s episode.
And this chick basically rocked up in a wedding dress
The best, worst and weirdest Bachelor outfits
APPROXIMATELY 7,000 new contestants lined up to meet this year’s Bachelor Matty J in this season’s premiere episode last night, and the message of the evening was clear: Ya gotta have a gimmick.
Fire dancing! Ribbon twirling! Helium balloon-sucking! Honestly, it’s a wonder nobody made their entrance while spinning plates or repairing a carburettor.
And the outfits on show were just as richly diverse as the ethnicities of this year’s cast — one girl wore culottes! Take a look:
Brace yourself. Are you sitting down? Two women wore THE SAME DRESS
![]()
That’s a lot of dress.Source:Supplied
![]()
Leah meets her man.Source:News Corp Australia
![]()
Jennifer.Source:Supplied
![]()
Jennifer meets Matty J.Source:Channel 10
Or at least, Jennifer thinks they did. The frocks were completely different colours, and Leah’s version certainly left a lot less to the imagination (Matty couldn’t quite hide his shock at the sight of her bum cheeks basking in the warm evening breeze), but Jennifer would tell anyone who’d listen that her love rival had, like, totally ripped off her style.
Jen then had to suffer the indignity of overhearing another contestant sledging her outfit - “That dress is putrid! Ew!” - which left her running around the Bach house in fits of tears.
Sorry Jennifer, Leah wore it better — butt cheeks and all.
Lisa looked like the wholesome pantsuited love child of Delta Goodrem and Bindi Irwin
![]()
Lisa, you’ve got this.Source:Supplied
We’re calling it now — Matty’s going to pick Lisa. She’s gorgeous, doesn’t have the same air of desperation lingering around some of the other contestants (cough — Natalie the finger sniffer — cough), and her first in-depth convo with Matty was a tantalising glimpse into what dating life must be like for those genetically blessed enough to not have to worry about cultivating a personality. “OMG we both like tennis? Let’s get married!!!”
Everyone got their rack out
![]()
Elora entered as she intends to go on: fire-twirling?Source:Supplied
![]()
Eyes up here please.Source:Supplied
![]()
Wardrobe malfunction daredevil SimoneSource:Supplied
![]()
Tara struts her stuff.Source:Supplied
... because as if you wouldn’t show off a little skin when you’re competing with approx. 57 other people to make an impression. “MATTY! REMEMBER ME, MATTY? THE ONE WITH THE NORKS, MATTY!”
Stacey wore a sash ...
![]()
Miss V8 Supercars, oooooooooh.Source:Supplied
... Because the best way to let a potential suitor know you’ve got a great personality is to literally wear a giant sash announcing that you’ve got a GREAT PERSONALITY.
NB — Stacey left the show at the end of last night’s episode.
And this chick basically rocked up in a wedding dress
![]()
...hahaha!... you absolutely nailed this post kxk!... you should be one of those people on those shows that do commentary on the catwalks at certain events!... lol!... you've definitely got the talents for it believe me!... lol!... what a great post!... cheers.
...so how many are there of us that believe that Matty will end up with Lis at such an early stage?... Davidftw called it first then kxk and then myself from memory... does anyone else thinks so too?... cheers.
kxk
SAPIOSEXUAL
@Mr Stickyfingers That is an article from, (they all looked like crap, not a good frock amongst them IMO)
http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...s/news-story/b916fe895ac93e463dafa6c1fa0218e2
And the joys of Bach watching/bashing......lots of funny media, they also do a great recap here....
http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...1/news-story/cdb6fd8e28211874b1318cc5b59dfd25
I called Lisa 1st, prettysure................exactly when she arrived, and he was smitten, and he likes the cop but that 1st rose was to distract us...and some respect for her job.
Now lets guess what she is studying......I am guessing Law
There is also a great sweep/tipping thing to download here....
http://www.whimn.com.au/play/unwind...n/news-story/81d0fbcfd404b125b4bd4639bc7952fa
http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...s/news-story/b916fe895ac93e463dafa6c1fa0218e2
And the joys of Bach watching/bashing......lots of funny media, they also do a great recap here....
http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...1/news-story/cdb6fd8e28211874b1318cc5b59dfd25
I called Lisa 1st, prettysure................exactly when she arrived, and he was smitten, and he likes the cop but that 1st rose was to distract us...and some respect for her job.
Now lets guess what she is studying......I am guessing Law
There is also a great sweep/tipping thing to download here....
http://www.whimn.com.au/play/unwind...n/news-story/81d0fbcfd404b125b4bd4639bc7952fa
Desertsands
Well-Known Member
Fabulous. Very funny. Was talking to my psychologist today. She suggests that many women are like the Batchie girls. Not my experience really. Mind you I have always avoided bitchy women.Might place a bet on Lisa, and the cop is nice too - but she was a detour/distraction from the very OBVIOUS chemistry going on with Lisa.
They badly need a new hairdresser on this show, hair in general was ghastly, bed hair is not a look with glamazon dresses.
Most of them looked like they hadn't washed or touched their awful hair for a week, it bothers me, nobody had nice shiny swinging hair.
It was either bedraggled crap hair, or bleached dead hair...
A lot of them would look 100% better brunette.
Look.....would not leave the house with hair this shit
![]()
Was lots of fun viewing.
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Desertsands
Well-Known Member
my query is how come all of the red dresses were the identical red. Not easy in the real world.The best, worst and weirdest Bachelor outfits
APPROXIMATELY 7,000 new contestants lined up to meet this year’s Bachelor Matty J in this season’s premiere episode last night, and the message of the evening was clear: Ya gotta have a gimmick.
Fire dancing! Ribbon twirling! Helium balloon-sucking! Honestly, it’s a wonder nobody made their entrance while spinning plates or repairing a carburettor.
And the outfits on show were just as richly diverse as the ethnicities of this year’s cast — one girl wore culottes! Take a look:
Brace yourself. Are you sitting down? Two women wore THE SAME DRESS
![]()
That’s a lot of dress.Source:Supplied
![]()
Leah meets her man.Source:News Corp Australia
![]()
Jennifer.Source:Supplied
![]()
Jennifer meets Matty J.Source:Channel 10
Or at least, Jennifer thinks they did. The frocks were completely different colours, and Leah’s version certainly left a lot less to the imagination (Matty couldn’t quite hide his shock at the sight of her bum cheeks basking in the warm evening breeze), but Jennifer would tell anyone who’d listen that her love rival had, like, totally ripped off her style.
Jen then had to suffer the indignity of overhearing another contestant sledging her outfit - “That dress is putrid! Ew!” - which left her running around the Bach house in fits of tears.
Sorry Jennifer, Leah wore it better — butt cheeks and all.
Lisa looked like the wholesome pantsuited love child of Delta Goodrem and Bindi Irwin
![]()
Lisa, you’ve got this.Source:Supplied
We’re calling it now — Matty’s going to pick Lisa. She’s gorgeous, doesn’t have the same air of desperation lingering around some of the other contestants (cough — Natalie the finger sniffer — cough), and her first in-depth convo with Matty was a tantalising glimpse into what dating life must be like for those genetically blessed enough to not have to worry about cultivating a personality. “OMG we both like tennis? Let’s get married!!!”
Everyone got their rack out
![]()
Elora entered as she intends to go on: fire-twirling?Source:Supplied
![]()
Eyes up here please.Source:Supplied
![]()
Wardrobe malfunction daredevil SimoneSource:Supplied
![]()
Tara struts her stuff.Source:Supplied
... because as if you wouldn’t show off a little skin when you’re competing with approx. 57 other people to make an impression. “MATTY! REMEMBER ME, MATTY? THE ONE WITH THE NORKS, MATTY!”
Stacey wore a sash ...
![]()
Miss V8 Supercars, oooooooooh.Source:Supplied
... Because the best way to let a potential suitor know you’ve got a great personality is to literally wear a giant sash announcing that you’ve got a GREAT PERSONALITY.
NB — Stacey left the show at the end of last night’s episode.
And this chick basically rocked up in a wedding dress
![]()
kxk
SAPIOSEXUAL
Fabulous. Very funny. Was talking to my psychologist today. She suggests that many women are like the Batchie girls. Not my experience really. Mind you I have always avoided bitchy women.
Yeah, and boy did it shock me ......when I first met this kind of girl
@Mr Stickyfingers That is an article from, (they all looked like crap, not a good frock amongst them IMO)
http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...s/news-story/b916fe895ac93e463dafa6c1fa0218e2
And the joys of Bach watching/bashing......lots of funny media, they also do a great recap here....
http://www.news.com.au/entertainmen...1/news-story/cdb6fd8e28211874b1318cc5b59dfd25
I called Lisa 1st, prettysure................exactly when she arrived, and he was smitten, and he likes the cop but that 1st rose was to distract us...and some respect for her job.
Now lets guess what she is studying......I am guessing Law
There is also a great sweep/tipping thing to download here....
http://www.whimn.com.au/play/unwind...n/news-story/81d0fbcfd404b125b4bd4639bc7952fa
...haha!... that James Weir in that second link is hilarious!... some funny stuff indeed... lol!... thanks for the links kxk... cheers.
...I made a rookie mistake today... I told a mate of mine that I watched The Bachelor last night and boy!... didn't he give me a hard time lol!... "you're watching a 'chick show' blah! blah! blah!"... he calls The Bachelor 'Pick-a-Box'... 
... but he did confess that the girls are a good perv though... I asked him how he knew that if he doesn't watch it?... he says that his wife was watching it and that he 'happened to look up' a few times by 'accident' lol!... in other words... he watched the show too!... SPRUNG!!!!... needless to say... I was merciless with him for a while after that lol!... cheers.


...evenin' all... well here goes my second night folks!... will I survive it?... lol!... we'll see eh?... cheers.
Hey everyone... Timmy (and Hans) have done the Survivor sweep, check to see who your player is (I don't think he comes in here so I'll be the messenger)
...thanks for letting us know Meglos... I'll check it out after this show... cheers.