Masterchef 2017

[Isee]

...26/30 for Ben so far... and 30/30 for Diana!... oh wow!... 3X 10's!... well done Diana!... and the best thing about it... Ben was absolutely stoked for her to get it too!... what a great bloke he is!... aw man!... I'm so loving this vibe tonight!... **sips Rum**...cheers.

Those are some great scores for them both! Imagine what ben could have got if he didn't slice his finger!

 

[oddjob]

Stop crying Pete, you're a man dammit.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...aw shit!... it's soppy time!... they've brought their friggin' families in for the big sobfest!... time to poor another Rum methinks!... a great way to destroy the flow of the show you jerks!... I so hate these sobfests!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Jesus - Phoenix is Ben's mini-me!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Jesus - Phoenix is Ben's mini-me!

...haha!... even Ben's mum had a pretty chiselled jaw too lol!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

How cute is mini Ben

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh here we go... the female Chef that does the ridiculous chocolate dishes!... let the wankfest begin!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...from the angle of where they were... all of those in the gantry above would've already seen what was behind that wall before they even revealed it so talk about overacting or what?... lol!... what a load of bullshit!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

So sweet. I really want Ben to win this, but I don't think he's going to.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...maybe it's a full sized chocolate naked statue of Gary or George behind the wall?... who knows eh?... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

Oh Ben, not more ice cream!!!

 

[Isee]

best ice cream he has ever put up in the mc Kitchen... that is a big ask Ben there has been a lot of them!

 

[Meglos]

Ha ha! Callan is standing next to Tamara, and doing all the talking! Good boy, we've finally found someone who can keep her quiet.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...please excuse my language ladies and gentlemen ... boys and girls... but... piss off!... as I said... they've got to use a spray gun to get the texture????... let the wankfest begin!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

...maybe it's a full sized chocolate naked statue of Gary or George behind the wall?... who knows eh?... cheers.

Lol, you sent my mind wandering who the judges would want to see as a naked statue. EWWW!

 

[delcan]

So they need to make a pear that looks like a pear and tastes like a pear, but isn't a pear.

I assume it is similar for the apple and mandarin.

Or you could just have a pear

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh goodness!... that's right!... there's my spray gun in the drawer in my kitchen right next to my liquid nitrogen!... silly old me!... forget that I said that folks!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Gosh, not wonder this is going on til 10pm - 6 hours to make fruit that looks like fruit and tastes like fruit but isn't fruit

 

[oddjob]

I dunno if I can watch this.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...what the Chef hasn't told them both is that she had 6 other people helping her make that wankfest hence the reason that they now have 6 hours to make it for themselves... there's no fooling your uncle Sticky folks!... ... cheers.