Masterchef 2017

[Tuttle]

Hopefully Matt smashes them on the back of their heads with a frying pan in the ad break

 

[Desertsands]

Next level says Tamara, next level says George. Surprise George prefers his little dumpling's dumplings.

 

[oddjob]

I'm getting twitchy.

 

[Melore]

I'm feeling faint.

My heartbeat is uneven and fast,

One moment a headache, the next the rage is coming on...

Do not send sweet, modest Sarah home you chickenskin lovin' turds.

 

[Fuzz]

LOL.
Begging for auditions?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...listen to them talking about Tamara's dumplings like that has made me sick in my stomach!... it is so disgusting how they keep her alive in this no matter what shit she serves up to them?... what?... dumplings for the 7th time?...and George with his "Sarah could be going home with the pin tonight" statement makes me want to stab him in the eyes with 2 forks!... I fucking hate Gary and George!... I so do!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

I'm getting twitchy.

I'm getting ready to hunt those bastards down if they keep the princess in.

 

[Fuzz]

SO BRAVE

 

[Tuttle]

LOL.
Begging for auditions?

Can't get 'em any other way now.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...they're giving Callan the 'going home' speech before they even taste his food!... arseholes!... cheers.

 

[sav0001]

Sounds like Callan is out tonight.

 

[Tuttle]

Now didn't Gary say Sarah's dish had really big flavours?

 

[sav0001]

...they're giving Callan the 'going home' speech before they even taste his food!... arseholes!... cheers.

To be honest he is out of his depth. He should have gone a long time ago.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I so hate Gary and George... Gary making fun of Callan's dish before he even tastes it... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

I think Callan's safe, the ad said he was going. And they love it.

 

[Fuzz]

Pin plot enacted.

 

[Desertsands]

Yay, they loved Sarah's dish.

Tamara has chicken skin in hers, of course

Yep chicken skin wins dishes. I reckon Gary skin would be ok crisped up.

 

[sav0001]

I think Callan's safe, the ad said he was going. And they love it.

But that would mean Sarah is out which would suck.

 

[Tuttle]

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!!!

Princess picks safe and they gush over it????

 

[Fuzz]

We should thank the judges for at least not even bothering to act out a Tamara possibly not getting through scenario.
Thanks guys. Sincerely.