Masterchef 2017

[Tuttle]

Another thing that annoys me about Tamara is those stupid pom pom earrings she always wear!

Definitely "look at me"

 

[Fuzz]

Number 1 requisite for dish.
Make sure people can eat it with chopsticks.
Ahhh. Right. Chopsticks. Japan.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...that is so true... we wouldn't give you a hard time... please join in... the more the merrier I always say...cheers.

...um... I secretly LOVE Tamara!... yes!... that's it!... I confess!!!!!!... um... no... no... no I... don't!... no seriously... I don't... I... I... I was just being silly... honest!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Thats right Tamara.
Perfection is everything.
You go girl. You perfect girl.

 

[Tuttle]

Um...didn't SHE pick the menu? Now whinging that they may not have enough time?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Number 1 requisite for dish.
Make sure people can eat it with chopsticks.
Ahhh. Right. Chopsticks. Japan.

...Tamara should be in Politics... they should make her 'The Minister For Stating The Bleeding Obvious!'... she'd do so well in that methinks!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Um...didn't SHE pick the menu? Now whinging that they may not have enough time?

Perfection cannot be measured in time.
Unless its time spent after hours in Gary's hotel room making sweet fondue.

 

[Tuttle]

...Tamara should be in Politics... they should make her 'The Minister For Stating The Bleeding Obvious!'... she'd do so well in that methinks!... cheers.

Personally I think we should send her to North Korea, he'd be too busy trying to avoid her to cause any damage.

 

[Tuttle]

Eloise is also a "state the bleeding obvious" mouthpiece, were these two the only two who agreed to trot out this constant tripe?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...I'd laugh if Gary and George put Tamara on Sarah's team to set them up for the fail just so that they are in elimination tomorrow night thinking that they will shit on Sarah's dish in order to get rid of Tamara's main rival but Sarah pulled out her immunity card and that Tamra crashed and burned and left because of it lol!... I would not stop laughing my guts out for about a year I swear!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

Guess we're going to get princess overload considering she didn't get much of a look in last night.

And we are.

 

[Fuzz]

Eloise is also a "state the bleeding obvious" mouthpiece, were these two the only two who agreed to trot out this constant tripe?

In the contract. The more stupid scripted captain obvious phrases you are willing to utter, the more camera time is allotted.
Tamara must have swallowed the whole script to "Masterchef 2017"

 

[Tuttle]

Oh just STFU so over hearing you.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...FFS!... this bullshit blarbing between Gary and George is so lame... why tell us about it?... we're WATCHING the bloody thing for ourselves!... besides... Tamara's doing your job for the both of you anyway you Bozo's!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

"So I kinda hand the job over to Sarah"

aka

"I fob the job of onto Sarah so I can blame her if anything goes wrong"

 

[oddjob]

Just toss her the dish cloth Sarah.


Evening all.

 

[Fuzz]

lean and tidy and super organised....says Gary.
LOL. Ok Gaz, Like you?

 

[Tuttle]

"So I kinda hand the job over to Sarah"

aka

"I fob the job of onto Sarah so I can blame her if anything goes wrong"

She also knows she just wouldn't be able to do it. And knows Sarah can.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

"So I kinda hand the job over to Sarah"

aka

"I fob the job of onto Sarah so I can blame her if anything goes wrong"

...bwahahaha!... my first tonight lol!... that is SO TRUE!!!!!... lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

And Eloise is not hacking it either.