Masterchef 2017

[Tuttle]

7

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

And there's the nonna story.


Why are the judges there??????

...yes Eloise... flirt with them to make their dicks wiggle... way to win this girl... cheers.

...um... I think that I just answered that for you somehow Tuttle... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

...yes Eloise... flirt with them to make their dicks wiggle... way to win this girl... cheers.

I have a feeling they'd need George's tiny tweezers to even find a dick on those three.

 

[Tuttle]

Yep, piss off judges and let her get on with it.

 

[delcan]

And there's the nonna story.


Why are the judges there??????

To receive sad sob story

They are trying to put Sarah off

 

[oddjob]

...so how many obligatory shots will there be of Tamara even though she's not actually in it?... how about we all keep count by just either writing 1 ... 2... 3... etc etc until the end of the show eh?... lol!... cheers.

However many is too many, I say.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

7

...hahaha!... you're really onto this keeping tabs thing Tuttle ... colour me impressed!... lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Sarah's dish sounds amazing

She had me at Szechuan.

 

[Tuttle]

...hahaha!... you're really onto this keeping tabs thing Tuttle ... colour me impressed!... lol!... cheers.

Not even counting the shots where others are in it too.
8

 

[delcan]

Where else would she freaking put the Camembert!? It's a filling challenge, you twats!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I have a feeling they'd need George's tiny tweezers to even find a dick on those three.

...bwahahaha!... my first crack up for the night Meglos!... well done... and... there is such a Photoshop of that scenario that I could do but no... I'll be good... lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

After reminiscing about Nonna with Eloise we get psych outs for Sarah and Blandy.

 

[Desertsands]

LOL @ the princess racing to get to the door first! What a attention seeking bitch.

And when they were outside she was in the middle of the pack, but by the time she was through the door she was just after the three immunity challengers. Must have been much pushing and shoving. Bugger George talking up Eloise.

 

[Meglos]

Loving Tuttle's Tamaracount, it will almost make seeing her every few seconds worthwhile.

About to start here, see you all on the other side! Go Sarah!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

To receive sad sob story

They are trying to put Sarah off

...and it worked... she's cut her finger now... that would've come in handy for the 'black pudding' dish the other night but now?... don't think so... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

Where else would she freaking put the Camembert!? It's a filling challenge, you twats!

I think we all have some choice locations for fillings in mind tonight.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

She had me at Szechuan.

...yum!... I love anything with Szechuan in it... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Bloody nurse slow as shit. NOT fair!
C'mon Sarah!!!!

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[Mr Stickyfingers]

Where else would she freaking put the Camembert!? It's a filling challenge, you twats!

...bwahahaha!... 2nd for the night... lol!... delcan... you really have to learn not to hold it all in my friend... you need to speak up for yourself!... lol!... (I love the word 'twat' to describe someone... it cracks me up each time)... lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Eliza's looking like a dog's breakfast