Masterchef 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Evening all. Apologies for my tardiness.
Am quickly speed reading thread. Seems to be on plot as usual.

...haha!... too true lol!... hi Fuzz... cheers.

 

[delcan]

We saw NOTHING from Ben or Karlie tonight.

I prefer when people I like are not seen in Mystery Box/Invention Test, so I was happy for Ben and Sam's edit tonight

 

[Melore]

Isn't this the third time Eloise has grilled nectarines or similar? Shoulda stuck to her original idea and stuck some whiskey in it, or pulled out the smoke machine (and blown it up her arse, ha).

 

[Fuzz]

Gary- "least impressive"
Translation- "You didnt knock on my hotel room door in the middle of the night for some tuille training"

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...is Eliza slowly replacing Tamara and Eloise as their fave?... hmmmmm!... interesting indeed!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

I'm not going to like this....

 

[Tuttle]

Fuck off princess. Don't care, can't make me.

Although, not a big piece on hers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Gary- "least impressive"
Translation- "You didnt knock on my hotel room door in the middle of the night for some tuille training"

...bwahahahahaha!... here for 5 minutes and my first crack up for the night!... I tip my hat to you sir!... lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Hmmmm, Tamara did not get the love and adoration I was expecting

 

[Fuzz]

Gary and that guest chef look like brothers. They could do some kind of dumb and dumber foodie tour around Australia.
Or as far as they could get before being arrested for accosting innocent women.
Im no shrinking violet but I would run and squeal in terror seeing them trot into my town.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Fuck off princess. Don't care, can't make me.

...haha!... a collective thought that is flowing around Australia right now Tuttle lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Hmmmm, Tamara did not get the love and adoration I was expecting

Wasn't what she was expecting either, I'm sure![DOUBLEPOST=1498388301][/DOUBLEPOST]Go Callan!!!

 

[delcan]

Oh dear, I think I was confusing Eliza and Nicole all night.

Can they wear bibs with their names on it or something?

 

[Tuttle]

...haha!... a collective thought that is flowing around Australia right now Tuttle lol!... cheers.

Maybe with those not blandies or teenage boys.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...here we go... they tried to rattle Callan but I hope that he kicks them in the Jatz Crackers with this dish... I really do!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Oh dear, I think I was confusing Eliza and Nicole all night.

Can they wear bibs with their names on it or something?

Erm, they do! LOL That's how I figured them out.

 

[Melore]

Who's that blonde woman in the chocolate ad with Gary?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Oh dear, I think I was confusing Eliza and Nicole all night.

Can they wear bibs with their names on it or something?

...Eliza and Nicole were staring at each other for about a minute until they both realised that they weren't staring into a mirror... true story!... would I lie to you?... lol!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

Erm, they do! LOL That's how I figured them out.

That is fantastic. A clear admission that the casting process is so wide and varied to include the minority blonde 25 to 26 year old women who are sadly unrepresented enough on TV.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and... he's where they destroy Callan... cheers.