...and here we go where The Hess gets to outshine these three wannabe legends that would like to be as good as him... lol!... it's rather pathetic that Gary/George and Matt try really... cheers.
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Masterchef 2017
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And while I consider what else is on to watch, come back and snort at the reality of the princess show. LOL
Hey, Mr S. da bitch is front and centre walking to the masterclass!
...hahaha!... I don't even need to do a Photoshop on that anymore do I?... lol!... it's so obvious to see now eh?... oh lookie!... Tamara has just laughed the loudest and 'high-fived' The Hess too!... we just witnessed a new mauevre folks!... as I said in the Photoshop... she knows the moves doesn't she?... cheers.
...yeah these 'Masterclasses' are such a bore aren't they?... they are never doing it in a timeline and I'd love to know just how many bloody re-takes they do when their dishes turn out like shit too lol!... cheers.
...haha!... that's right... he did!... I forgot about that... so you could say that he set her up to fail in the end to keep Tamara safe really can't you Isee?... what a bastard!... cheers.
Well, he needed his "girls" to get through. It's ok to torment a 19 year old child - heaven forbid you say anything negative about a 3o something year old narcissist like Tamara
...gosh Gary... using a mallet to flatten something out eh?... I would never had thought of that you legend!... such 'technique'... such 'finesse'... such 'pizzazz'... such 'bullshit!'... thanks for showing us that bit of information you hero... I have the urge to cook something right now just to beat the shit out of it during 'preparation'... you've so inspired me my hero!... jeeeeeezz!... cheers.
...and... they'll all come over and will taste it and will 'ooooooh!' and 'aaaaaaah!' about it and will say just how it's the best thing that they've ever eaten of course... TELL HIM THAT IT TASTES LIKE SHIT!... I dare you to tell him the truth... I double dare you!... cheers.
...I quite like watching Matt cook because he cooks more like us... he keeps it basic and has no wankery rubbish with it... he's a 'cook' like us... not a so-called 'Chef' like the two other wankers... cheers.
...Tamara is still playing up to the camera's when given some of Matt's dish... she raised her head while doing that big stupid grin as she was eating... and now... not to be outdone... Eloise runs up to get her share... **sigh**... why am I still watching this dross?... maybe I just like self inflicted pain or something?... I might need some form of therapy perhaps?... cheers.
...haha!... Tamara didn't sit on the end of the front row at George's cooking 'Masterbate'... erm... sorry!... I mean... 'Masterclass'... perhaps she's figured out that he never picks the ones on the ends to taste the food or something?... lol!... she's always thinking that girl!... and... I cannot believe that they all 'ooooohed!' and 'aaaaaahed!' when they turned on the rotisserie to cook the meat!... really peoples?... really?... cheers
..so!... Heston Blewhisnose has finally left the show... thank god for that!... and... in the promo for Sunday's show they show Tamara getting praise for her dish... (or was it just a clip on a constant loop?)... no surprises there then eh?... lol!... cheers.
...as per usual folks... it's been a great night once again... thanks for always making it fun... thank god that Sarah and Callan survived this episode so well... both their dishes were superb and even got praise from the usual subjects believe it or not?... is that a first?... both our faves getting praise in one night?... anyhow... until Sunday night folks!... cheers.
Meglos
HAVE A NECTARINE, GONK
A bit of an unsatisfying episode all round. I turned it off before the ridiculous masterclass.
Tonight was all about praising the ridiculous, the inept and the ridiculously inept.
"I'm starting to think we may have to cook with some of these ingredients". Eloise isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but that doesn't stop the judges oozing their lustful praise all over her.
But what can you expect from an episode that begins with the words "meat fruit"? Vile.
And then there's Princess Tamara. As has been noted, she could bottle a fart and the judges would be enchanted by it. This time she makes a cornetto, which, astoundingly, defies all expectation of tasting anything like an icecream, because, wait for it - it has some disgusting bits of actual corn in the bottom of the cone! How brilliant!!!
Michelle of course was the scapegoat - a bit of crying, and fatherly Gary rushes to her rescue and actually orders her to chuck her sphere in the blast chiller, with a smirk that betrays that he knows exactly why he's going to eliminate her later for it being too hard (the sphere I mean... what did you think I meant?). What a bastard!
Tonight was all about praising the ridiculous, the inept and the ridiculously inept.
"I'm starting to think we may have to cook with some of these ingredients". Eloise isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but that doesn't stop the judges oozing their lustful praise all over her.
But what can you expect from an episode that begins with the words "meat fruit"? Vile.
And then there's Princess Tamara. As has been noted, she could bottle a fart and the judges would be enchanted by it. This time she makes a cornetto, which, astoundingly, defies all expectation of tasting anything like an icecream, because, wait for it - it has some disgusting bits of actual corn in the bottom of the cone! How brilliant!!!
Michelle of course was the scapegoat - a bit of crying, and fatherly Gary rushes to her rescue and actually orders her to chuck her sphere in the blast chiller, with a smirk that betrays that he knows exactly why he's going to eliminate her later for it being too hard (the sphere I mean... what did you think I meant?). What a bastard!
Melore
Tiny Member
He was on My Restaurant Rules according to the Australian; and on Ready Steady Cook - that's where I remember him from. That is very sad.
Meglos
HAVE A NECTARINE, GONK
I must have seen him on MRR. Yes, very sad.