Masterchef 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...well... any time that Gary/George and Tamara weren't talking... I thoroughly enjoyed tonight's show... and... the good part?... Tamara could possibly bomb tomorrow night if we're all lucky... thanks so much for all of the laughs tonight and thanks for making it so tolerable folks... you are all truly wonderful people... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Shit!! Just remembered that they showed Tamara in the promo for Heston week, so she doesnt go home tomorrow.

...obviously that's because we all love her so much and they're making sure that we'll all tune in for sure with such a breathtaking teaser like that... let's face it... it IS Tamara the golden child that we're talking about after all isn't it?... she is destined to win this regardless of what slop she plates up isn't she?... lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

It is ALWAYS dumplings

I think @Isee mentioned there was the "sphere" person last year, I don't remember who it was, I'm pretty sure it was a blandie though. Tamara is this years version (hopefully)

Was it Elise?

 

[Tuttle]

Shit!! Just remembered that they showed Tamara in the promo for Heston week, so she doesnt go home tomorrow.

Was her face smashed up against a window? *hopeful*

 

[Tuttle]

Just saw the ad for tomorrow night.
No stove, or no oven bet the princess gets an easy one, like no blender.

 

[Isee]

Was it Elise?

lol for the life of me I don't even remember what she looked like or her name, but I went to last years thread and did a word search on the word sphere, and the amount of times it popped up with us complaining about Elise and another frigging sphere then yip this is the one!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...if Tamara wins Masterchef this year I will probably snap and end up like this I swear it!... my mind and mental stability will just be gone forever... I just know it!... I will need therapy... mark my words lol!... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

All I remember about Elise is she turned everything into spheres, the judges LOVED her spheres.

If Tamara isn't going tomorrow, let it be Ray.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...if Tamara wins Masterchef this year I will probably snap and end up like this I swear it!... my mind and mental stability will just be gone forever... I just know it!... I will need therapy... mark my words lol!... cheers.

...and no... it isn't me just to put your minds to rest lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

All I remember about Elise is she turned everything into spheres, the judges LOVED her spheres.

If Tamara isn't going tomorrow, let it be Ray.

Well, normal Ray is annoying, but clone Ray is a gun. I hope clone Ray is the Ray that turns up tomorrow night. I am going to be going to be #teammichelle - she put the princess in the corner and is proving hard work and creativity is a good thing

 

[Tuttle]

All I remember about Elise is she turned everything into spheres, the judges LOVED her spheres.

If Tamara isn't going tomorrow, let it be Ray.

And his clone.
Has no hope with out a stove top. Actually, has no hope will do.

Michelle has no oven, I've revised, the princess probably gets no garden. Big whoop.

 

[lynn-ann]

Well, that was a lot better tonight. Seeing Matt Sinclair again really made me happy, especially with how successful he's been (no thanks to Gary, George or Matt). The only thorn in the side in seeing Matt is being reminded of that devastating finale. He should have taken the title.
I've resigned myself to the fact that no matter what the Princess dishes up...she won't go home. :/
"What's in the dish, Tamara?"
"Dumplings in broth."
"Okay we'll taste now." (nudge nudge - wink wink from all 3 judges).
"Teeheeheeeee..."
Judges thoughts:
"Utter crap...safe"
"Yuk...safe"
"Blimey, that's foul....safe"

 

[Tuttle]

Well, normal Ray is annoying, but clone Ray is a gun. I hope clone Ray is the Ray that turns up tomorrow night. I am going to be going to be #teammichelle - she put the princess in the corner and is proving hard work and creativity is a good thing

Clone Ray only comes out in pressure tests, recipe to follow, neither Ray are capable of thinking quickly, going with what they got, etc..

 

[Fuzz]

Missed the show tonight so thanks folks for the commentary. Its great beacuse after every page I dont have an exploding masterchef inferno going as per the actual show. Much clearer insight too. And reading jibes at Masterchef's master subtle script plotting.

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Thought that was George without show makeup waking the girls up.

I wonder how many "professional chefs" source their fresh produce at coles? such an advertising task this one!

I still remain so utterly confused. I remember watching Surfing the menu with Curtis Stone and Ben O'Donohue almost aggressively posturing on avoiding supermarkets and their not so fresh produce.
Now Ben And Curtis work on either side of the iron curtain that is the Coles/Woolworths monopoly advocating their respective "fresh" produce. Help me out Cutis and Ben. I dont know what to do.
Im a bit puzzled too that Jamie Oliver is happy that Woolies is giving every kid a piece of fruit.
Hope its not fruit from the big supermarket chains that he did a doco on spelling out the perils of stored supermarket produce. Jamie. Tell me. Is supermarket fruit pukka or not?
I guess Im gonna stick to the old adage. Trust your elders.

He knew something. Look how well he aged.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...haha!... I thought that I'd just leave it up to all of you wonderful people to add a caption to this... I wasn't game to do one for quite obvious reasons lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...and... here she is... 'giggling Gertie' herself doing her full 'little sweet innocent me' routine and giggling incoherently like an idiot... may I present to you all... giggling Gertie #1...



...and... giggling Gertie #2...



...I hope that you all 'enjoyed' them **snort!... chuckle chuckle!**... (I can be such a bastard at times lol!)... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...has anyone noticed how in the opening credits Arum just slowly lifts his head up while carving something?... why does he remind me of Jack the Ripper for some reason?... lol!... he could so easily be cutting up a body with that facial expression lol!... (and of course Tamara is the first one up in the opening credits of course... were they telling us that she is destined to win this from the beginning of the series?)... lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

I wonder if Ray will just lock himself in the pantry tonight?

And I'm interested to see if who gets what is decided fairly.

 

[Tuttle]

The princess making excuses for possible failure, hopefully.

Ray, I don't really care about your kids. Miss them? Leave!

 

[delcan]

Did you know that Tamara was eliminated and came back in?

Because apparently we have to hear about it 15 million times