Masterchef 2017

[delcan]

Could be dangerous. Ive seen this joint go bananas over less contentious issues than chicken skin.
FORUM CHICKEN SKIN WARS. CHOOSE YOUR SIDE.

Lol, I hear you

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Matt's not a fan of 'soft skin'... he likes it 'hard'... jeez Matt... you're revealing a lot about yourself tonight old son lol!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

She hasn't got a hope in hell.

I love it when Matt flutters his eyelashes and rolls his eyes up so you see the whites to signify his exquisite tasting abilities!

And when they pretend it isn't obvious who cooked what. Pure farce!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

The way the judges talk and salivate about look and presentation.
Obviously George and Gary would be banned from the Louvre because they would probably start trying to tuck into the Mona Lisa.

... bwahahaha!... #4 methinks!... you funny bugger!... cheers.

 

[Melore]

Hers looked really.... beige and brown.

I liked his spinach work.

Maybe they can fall in love and run off together? That'd be sweet.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...now there's a great Chef in that Ad... Luke Nguyen!... such a brilliant Chef... I love watching his shows... cheers.

 

[Desertsands]

Fuzz's lazy guide to cooking after long day of work.
Step 1. Look in fridge
Step2. Identify food hero
Step 3. Instruct food hero to be a food hero.
Step 4. Eat.

"Hero'ing" a dish.
Lord. Give me strength.

We need a list of MC expressions that piss us us off. Hero would be on top of my list. Food dream comes in also.

 

[Meglos]

Phew! Tamara didn't win.

Karlie is going to "hero" the chicken.

And... most awkward first date ever?

YOLO (or whatever his name is) : "What's your favourite vegetable?
(hopes for some wanky answer no one has ever heard of)

Young chef : "I like cabbage"

YOLO : "........................................................"
"cabbage is good"

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh dear!... "that looks delicious!" coos George with them all 'oooohing and aaaaahing' as if they don't know it's the Chefs dish... WE'RE NOT IDIOTS YOU ARSE-WIPES!... stop treating us like morons will you?... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

She hasn't got a hope in hell.

I love it when Matt flutters his eyelashes and rolls his eyes up so you see the whites to signify his exquisite tasting abilities!

And when they pretend it isn't obvious who cooked what. Pure farce!

And the ONLY time they are willing to taste without knowing who's dish it is is when it's completely obvious.

 

[delcan]

Come on, give her a pin for shits and giggles! Please!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Karlie was never going to win this from the outset... they would never let her get the pin and upset Tamara... never!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

...oh dear!... "that looks delicious!" coos George with them all 'oooohing and aaaaahing' as if they don't know it's the Chefs dish... WE'RE NOT IDIOTS YOU ARSE-WIPES!... stop treating us like morons will you?... cheers.

Go Mr S. The voice of exasperated viewers everywhere.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...just watch Tamara's face when Karlie fails to win this... the smugness will be so awful... cheers.

 

[Meglos]

TOMATO WATER??? Even I could make that

 

[Melore]

So funny, Tamara having to rearrange her mouth after each score!

 

[Meglos]

It's official. I like Tamara the least. Smug, over entitled princess, so aiming for her own show. Pretty sure that she will win for the chance. #%^~ and me Darling' boy Pete didn't appear on the Project tonight.

Probably down the pub. He's earned it.

 

[Desertsands]

Could be dangerous. Ive seen this joint go bananas over less contentious issues than chicken skin.
FORUM CHICKEN SKIN WARS. CHOOSE YOUR SIDE.

somewhere just somewhere is a bin full of chicken skin. Or do the butchers just grab and take it home for themselves?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Go Mr S. The voice of exasperated viewers everywhere.

...sometimes I swear at my TV screen during this show and my sweet darling wife out in the lounge room will yell out to me to "calm down or you'll have another stroke one day!"... lol!... (she loves me... she really really does love me God bless her)... lol!... cheers.

 

[delcan]

Tomorrow night is No Meat.

I'm out...........