Masterchef 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...seriously... I 'm sure that Gary and George will be fully responsible for my next stroke if I ever have another one... I need to chill out methinks!... cheers.

 

[Fuzz]

...ahhhhh!... the old faithful 'blind test'!... thank god that it is so fair eh?... THEY ALREADY FUCKING KNOW IT'S HERS BECAUSE OF THE WAY THAT THEY ARE PRAISING THE DUMPLINGS!... DO THEY REALLY THINK THAT WE ARE THAT FRIGGIN' STUPID?... cheers.

It needed quoting.
Edit-Oddjob already on the job.

 

[Tuttle]

If it was that good, why no 10's??? Oh, that's right, you boys want your fav to win. Wankers

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh golly gosh!... here we go... 9/10's for Tamara... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

Thank God!!!

Shut up bitch.

 

[delcan]

YASSSSSSSSSS! I LOVE YOU GARY!

 

[Tuttle]

Oh, keep stoking up your own ego.

 

[delcan]

Thank God!!!

Shut up bitch.

I know - she pouts and says "I thought Gary would have loved it out of anyone". Get over yourself

 

[Fuzz]

Gary with legitimate fear in his voice"They're gonna run out of food in a moment"
Words that chill gary to his every kilogram.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...HA!... she thought that Gary would've let her win?... is there a reason for that Tamara that we don't know about?... hmmmmmm!... THANK GOD THAT SHE DIDN'T WIN!... hahaha!... sucked in Tamara!... you were so sure too!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Gary with legitimate fear in his voice"They're gonna run out of food in a moment"
Words that chill gary to his every kilogram.

...bwahahahaha!... yet another crack up for me tonight!... funny as!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...well ladies and gentlemen and boys and girls... thanks for yet another glorious night of talking 'Live' yet again... it's always such great fun... cheers.

 

[Melore]

Boy, it's like an endless audition for some tv presenter's gig/her own cooking show. Shut the smiling fuck up!

 

[Meglos]

And... it's over. Pretty boring episode with not very appealing food, and a totally predictable outcome.

What are the chances that it would go 9/10, 9/10, 9/10, 9/10, 9/10, and the deciding score would be 8/10?
Every chance in the world if the contestant is judged last and the judges are pretending they didn't know whose dish it was.
"I get to walk out of here with my reputation intact" smugs the chef. Yeah, can you imagine the opposite? "I get to walk out of here with my reputation in tatters, beaten by a 'pretty' girl who talks too much." No, didn't think so.
Sooooo close! Maybe next time. Yeah, maybe not, unless they change scriptwriters.

 

[Meglos]

Facepalm on not being able to guess thyme.

I might know nothing about cooking, but even I know what goes with Rosemary from the tv show. Facepalm Tamara indeed.

 

[lynn-ann]

Belated Greetings everyone! Grrrr...wish I could comment along with you all while it's on but life's pretty hectic at the moment and I have to watch the recording later. I swear I wouldn't be able to deal with this farce of a show without everyone's hilarious comments on here.
I was actually dreading tonights debacle because SHE was featured. Little Princess Perfect (in her own eyes) IS really that annoying, isn't she? I mean, we can't all be wrong.
Had she actually won the immunity pin I'm afraid you would have had to make room in the old oven for me @Mr Stickyfingers :conf:
She had my hackles raised, almost the entire show (with a little sprinkling of annoyance from Ray thrown in for good measure). Tamara was so cocky with the Professional Chef...even down to the plate selection. I felt so sorry for those pathetically huge, limp and deflated cannelloni tubes. I could hear them crying out to be filled with tasty morsels of goodness, poor things They looked so unappetising.
Keep that oven ready, @Mr Stickyfingers in case SHE wins it all LOL

 

[oddjob]

For anyone still wondering...

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...aw nuts oddjob!... I'm going to have that damn song in my head all day now... I just know it lol!...aaaaaaargh!... lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

...aw nuts oddjob!... I'm going to have that damn song in my head all day now... I just know it lol!...aaaaaaargh!... lol!... cheers.

Sorry about that. And now when you hear it, you'll always be reminded of Tamara.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Sorry about that. And now when you hear it, you'll always be reminded of Tamara.

...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!... cheers.