Masterchef 2017

[Tuttle]

Nicole's looked like shit

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

shouldn't be the case in a cooking contest.
A restaurant contest, perhaps.

...I agree with that too but these judges are food snobs... they don't forgive mistakes or blemishes because of that very reason from what I've ever seen before Tuttle... cheers.

 

[Kaz]

It will be between Nicole & Pete.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Nicole had a bit of a cry, so I would vote her out.

...I would too... that so shits me to tears... and I hate those' I'm doing it for my grandmother' type of sob stories too... grrrrr!...

Nicole's looked like shit

...you're being too kind... it looked far worse!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

It will be between Nicole & Pete.

...it seems like it doesn't it?... I was saying that it would be Benita all the way from the beginning of this until the judges praised her dish... she survives again... JUST LIKE RAY!!!.... grrrrr!... I'm saying that Pete goes... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

I think the boys will all be safe.

 

[Desertsands]

Yay yay

 

[Kaz]

Benita gone.

So they didn't want a oldie to stay. lol

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...oh shit!... it's... it's... BENITA!... well stuff me and put an apple in my mouth!... I never saw that coming lol!... woohoo!... cheers.

 

[Kaz]

Benita says she has learnt heaps.

She didn't learn to check her cooking & make sure all the liquid didn't evaporate.

 

[Tuttle]

Benita gone.

So they didn't want a oldie to stay. lol

No, they decided the shit cook should go.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...hahahaha!... I've stated that it would be her all night and right at the end changed my mind to Pete and then... they got rid of her!... lol!... cheers.

 

[Tuttle]

So, next week is Michelle week.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...that 'floating ice-cream' thingy will be such a bloody stupid wank-fest I reckon... how friggin' idiotic!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

No, they decided the shit cook should go.

Yes, considering last night, I think justice has been done.

 

[oddjob]

So, next week is Michelle week.

That's exactly what I was going to say!

Mr. S will still be calling it wank week I imagine.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...hey all of you lovely peoples... thanks for all of the input tonight... .it was brilliant fun... AND THE RIGHT PERSON WENT HOME THANK GOD!... lol!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

*phew* only two nights off to recover!

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Yes, considering last night, I think justice has been done.

...hahaha!... exactly!... one down... one to go!... to use Tim Dormers famous Tully line... "I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU RAY!"...

That's exactly what I was going to say!

Mr. S will still be calling it wank week I imagine.

...we must have been posting at the same time when I wrote this below lol!... cheers.

...that 'floating ice-cream' thingy will be such a bloody stupid wank-fest I reckon... how friggin' idiotic!... cheers.

 

[oddjob]

...hahaha!... exactly!... one down... one to go!... to use Tim Dormers famous Tully line... "I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU RAY!"...

Sometimes it would be good to have just a little bit of snarkiness in this show.