Celebrity Big Brother UK - January 2017

[Mr Stickyfingers]

I am starting to think Kim might not be totally at fault in her rows with Blair Witch....she is a horrible,horrible woman and going by how she treats Jedward,who knows what she did to Kim that we haven't seen

...Lindsay... back on page 7 of this thread I said this about Kim...

...okay... I have a theory about this old bat... the other day I realised where I've seen her before...I vaguely remember that she had made some appearances on BOTS and had told Rylan and others stuff like... "if I was in there they wouldn't get away with that" or "if I heard them say that I'd say..." type of statements while she was sitting on the BOTS panel as a guest... that being said... I think that her reactions and aggressive behaviour is her trying to live up to whatever she said she would do if she was put into the house... I think that Big Brother had decided to coax her to 'put the money where you're mouth is'... she then didn't really have much choice after that but to say 'yes' that she would do it I believe...

...she is only carrying on like this so that when she finally gets kicked out of the house and then appears on BOTS that she will tell her mates in the studio audience and her friend Rylan that "I told you that I would sort them all out didn't I?" and "I wasn't going to let them get away with saying that..." types of statements... this is all about her BOTS appearance... in her mind she can't be seen to be 'all mouth and no action'... as well as getting an appearance fee for being in the house she is feathering her nest to be a regular on BOTS for many years to come... she has an ulterior motive for what she is doing I believe...I can just hear Rylan saying "NOBODY messes with our Kim... nobody!" already..

...I actually do stand by what I said but for quite a while now I've thought that that is why she originally went in... to live up to her own promise to do just what she did to say to Rylan and others... "I told you so!" and when she had achieved that part and was fed up with all of the constant arguing (she is 74 you know) I think that she's decided to be just her sweet usual self after she was dragged out of the house that night... she just got 'fed up' trying to prove her point that's all... that's why she is the way that she is now as far as I'm concerned... that's why I love her as much as Jedwood... she's just being the real her now... anyhow... that's my two cents worth about her lol!... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!... we're going away for a few days up the coast (it's been an instant decision to suit our daughter and her husband so I had no say in it )... and I'll have no access to the Internet to watch the last couple of shows!...... bugger!... shit!... bum!... we go away Friday morning and come home late Sunday afternoon... I won't know whether it was Jedwood or Kim that's won it until then!...

...I've made up my mind that when I get back into this thread that I'll make sure that I don't read anyone's comments as I always do when I do my posts and will write as if it's only just happening... that way I can still enjoy the last two shows as per usual... aw man!... it's going to be so tempting not to look at the results but I'm better than that and never cheat before I post so I'm pretty safe methinks!... lol!... have fun talking about it and basking in who you hoped won it... I'll miss the party and celebrations but I won't miss the moment regardless lol!... anyhow... time to write today's episode coming up below... cheers.

 

[Winterbourne]

I thought the tweet to Nicole was quite on point - particularly considering the way she failed to understand it. When will it twig the people she dislikes are popular and the people she likes go home. The penny won't drop; she's too sure she's right. It is always said that BB is like high school, and Nicole is exactly the sort of arrogant top of the food chain cow she said she didn't want to be in the house, with no perspective. Calum is dropping the ball at the end, unsettled by the unflappability of Jedward, and his own denial of his realisation maybe he and Jamie etc have been utterly boring. James has. Kim is trying. She made her entrance, possibly to get her through the first boot, got saddled with a reputation, and has never been herself (i hope), but i don't mind her. Coleen I don't mind either. Nor B. But for winners, no way. Wonder twin powers, activate. Calum out first, please. Then Nicola, then James, B, Coleen, Kim, crown Jedward on their infeasibly high hair.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...episode 28:... (this will probably be a two or three parter I guess)... Part #1... oh here we go... more shredding of the housemates with 'tweets' from the public as "the court is still judging them"... (this ought to be good methinks!... lol!)... apparently Calum's 'had enough' **yawn**... and he's now having an argument with a Jedwood again (he looks like he's losing yet again) and Nicole is saying... "I'm scared!" to build up the drama!... annnnnd... a "shock eviction"... (let's hope that it's either Nicola/Calum or Dickflop Jamie eh?)... in the promo they're hinting that Coleen will be going so that means that she isn't for sure lol!... hang on to your seat folks!... this one looks like it's going to be a ripper!...

...they recap yesterday as per usual... Calum is in a 'mischievous mood'... (obviously after they were all told that they were as boring as batshit in the 'court' no doubt)... lol!... Kim is now in the Diary Room... she talks about the difference between 'love' and 'lust' that's happening between that 'nice girl Bianca' and Dickflop... the female Big Brother asks Kim whether she's ever been "knocked off her feet?"... she just smiles and then says "oooooh!... do whaaaaaat?"... she then coyly smiles and says "every wrinkle tells a dirty tale!"... ... hahaha!... bloody brilliant!!!!!... this is Kim Woodburn when she was modelling in 1968 so that coy giggle could be hiding a few lewd stories after all lol!...

..."I could write a book too but they wouldn't publish it!... it would be mucky... far too mucky!"... somehow I quite believe her lol!... she says that it would say in the opening line "dig me deep... I'm a long-bodied woman!... yes!... oh yes!"... bwahahahahaha!... funny funny funny!!!!!... she cracks herself up after saying "flippin' heck luv... 5 foot 10 blond and not too bad looking when I was younger... corrrrrrr!"... lol!...(I love seeing this side of Kim)...

...meanwhile in the bedroom Bianca asks Coleen's 'advice' on something... Coleen says something... **yawn!**... moving on... Jedwood are in the bathroom rehearsing 'a new song' about 'going commando'... lol!... Dickflop is in the Diary Room... he says something... fast forward... moving on!... now it's day #2 of the 'final judgement' where they have to look at 'tweets' sent in by the public and listen to their comments and have to give an answer about it... Bianca's first... moving on... now it's Kim's turn... she tells the 'constable' that "you're quite delicious you know!... lovely eyes" and then gives him a saucy wink... hahaha!... you go girl!... this was her tweet by an 'Emily Walsh'...

...Kim's answer was really graceful and she doesn't regret a thing that she has said or done since she's been in the house... good on you girl!... stand by your convictions!... she 'touches up' the 'constable on the way out lol!... she catches him smiling lol!... now it's Coleen... she's holding her hands up to her face already!... nothing has even been said so far ... this was her tweet...

...Coleen denies it of course... she tells the 'constable' "you're getting right on my nerves!" as she takes gulps of water out of a cup... haha!... guilty as charged!... Cosmo is next... his tweet...

...he says "and that's from my agent!" with his dry wit lol!... he says "boring is subjective etc etc"... he tries to be humble with his answer and just manages to pull it off from what I saw...

...'Mr charisma' Calum is next... AND YOU HAVE TO READ THIS ONE IF NOTHING ELSE LOL!... whoever LJay815 is I would love to meet this person!... what a friggin' BRILLIANT tweet this is... are you ready for it?... TADAAAAAAAH!!!!!!... here it is!...

...he bursts out into laughter... you know the type of laugh... the one that someone uses (like Politician's when they're back peddling just before they tell you a lie) he stalls for time with the laughter so that his ginormous ego and feeble pittance of a brain comes out with "I mean shit!... what can you do really?... I'll take all of those... dull?... shit happens really... fake?... definitely not... arrogant?... I suppose I can be and... women throwing themselves at me?... shit!... what man wouldn't like that?... so LJay815... you my friend... can SUCK A DICK!"... and there you have it folks!... the true calibre of the 'man'!... so much for him being the self proclaimed 'Gentleman' eh?... hahahaha1... did you all get that the female VOTING British public?... not quite the 'Gentleman' that he portrays himself to be is he?... what an egotistical (<<<----- that's for you Lindsay ) twat he is lol!... the pure vanity of the 'man' is so cringey... he really does believe that he's god's gift to women doesn't he?... what a sad sap!... (no wonder he has another go at Jedwood later... after all... they are the easiest targets in the house aren't they?)... boo hoo! crybaby!... go home to mummy you whimp!... end of Part #1... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...Part #2... Jedwood are up next... they whisper to the 'constable '... "are you a Jedwood fan?... do you 'follow' us?"... lol!... this is their tweet...



...no shit Cartlin Kelly!... you don't have to be Einstein to work that one out do you?... talk about stating the bleeding obvious!... and yes!... aren't they clever for doing just that?... idiot!... their answer is as epic as you would've expected and so many words are said that I could never write them down but believe me... bloody awesome reply!... lol!... one side-note it pans to mean girl Nicola saying "and what about the snide remarks?"... (what a cow)... needless to say... Jedwood nail their response as per usual... lol!... mean girl Nicola is next and sits down and gulps some water and looks mega pissed off already... another tweet pops up and it's another epic one lol!...



..."I don't think it has anything to do with me as to why Sepidi left and I... that's a horrible terminology so I won't even repeat it back but I absolutely adored Speidi... they were amazing... blah blah blah!"... **YAWN!**... what the hell was she flapping her gums about with the 'horrible terminology' crap?... she lost me!... moving on... Dickflop's next...



...bwahahahaha!... yet another hard hitting truth lol!... Dickflop does that same stupid nervous idiotic grin that he had when he thought that Calum was going to go for him... he blahs on that 'obviously' him and Bianca "ave somefink going already" (um... that's not what the tweet said Dickflop... it said that you have no chance with her on the OUTSIDE of the house) he answers with all of the usual cliches' that you see in the standard lovey dovey 'chick flick' movies as per usual... (does he have ANY original lines of his own?... seriously... if someone took the time to put together every line that he has uttered since he's been in the house I reckon that you'd have the complete dialogue from a whole movie that he's watched about 4,000 times!... what a dickenfloppen!... surely the female VOTING British public aren't swallowing this bullshit?... he follows Calum's footsteps as usual and calls the guy a 'bell end'... (he has no thought process of his own and has to copy what Calum did of course)... "I'm jus bein real.. if ya don't like it den fuck off!"... yep!... there you go again... as with Calum and Nicola... the truth hurts doesn't it?... idiot!... way to go to impress the VOTING British public you soft cock! (especially the females)... I'm calling it now... it'll be either him or Calum that goes ahead of Nicola now methinks!... both of them have shown the females that will be voting on the outside what they really are like... (Coleen... you're safe dear)... THIS TIME!... lol!...

...someone will be 'judged' soon Big Brother announces... Nicola and Bianca speak... moving on... Dickflop is sucking up Calum's arse in the kitchen now... moving on... Nicola/Cosmo and Coleen are talking about... (you guessed it) Jedwood!... Coleen (who swore that she doesn't just sit down all of the time gossiping) starts gossiping about Jedwood first... ... moving on... **yawn!**... same old same old drivel isn't it?... (they've obviously resigned themselves to the fact that either Jedwood or Km are looking like the winners in this haven't they?......

...Jedwood are talking about their tweet that they received... much to their good nature they just take it in their stride and move on... (and just WHO are the most mature people in the house?... it's quite obvious right there and then folks!)... god love them... end of Part #2... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...part #3:... they're all called back into the 'court' for the final judgement and are told that one of them will be 'finally judged'... bwahahaha!... most of them a shitting their pants lol!... I'm so loving this... (as long as Jedwood and Kim are safe that is)... Dickflop has to make his way to 'the dock'... what?... is it him?.... (he looks like someone has just eaten his favourite pet dog or something... he looks mega worried big time)... or is he the first one to be 'paroled' or something?... haha!... he's being handcuffed... he's found to be 'guilty as charged' and is BEING EVICTED!!!!... bwahahahahaha!... friggin' hilarious!... he's now being 'escorted out' in the handcuffs like the pathetic whimpy loser that he is lol!... hahaha!... brilliant Big Brother!... simply brilliant!... lol!... Bianca has gone straight into the 'grieving widow' mode to get all of the camera's onto her to milk it for all of it's worth of course... it cuts to a break...

...they're all unsure whether he's actually evicted or not and 'Mr Charisma' notices that it says 'ex-housemate' on the wall and then does his best 'Sherlock Holmes' stance and babbles on... Cosmo says that it would be Jedwood or Kim if someone was evicted... not Dickflop... so!... Cosmo... you've gone over to the 'dark side' too now have you and are trying to score points with all of them by dumping Jedwood and Kim now?... fuck you!... you traitor!... and you're NOT playing the game?... arsehole!... Jedwood or Kim only for the win now!!!!!...

...Kim 'up's Cosmo about what he just said lol!... you go girl!..."why did you say that it would be Jedwood or Kim?"... Cosmo replies about "well... it's just because I think that... if Jedwood left... there might... because we're not... sor... we're not... close companions... we might talk about it?"... (he obviously forgot that they were in the room too the old tosser)... so what the hell did that all mean?... he was obviously rattled and had no idea what to say did he?... Kim politely says "let's just wait and see... that's all that we can do"... hahahaha!... you fucked it Cosmo... you fucked it all up for yourself lol!...

...Bianca enters the Diary Room... Big Brother confirms to her that Dickflop has definitely been evicted... Bianca says something else... moving on... (I didn't want to hear any more of her twaddle)... Coleen and Cosmo are outside having a gossip about something... (it'll just eventually be about Jedwood anyway)... moving on... Bianca and Nicola are packing Dickflop's stuff and Calum walks in... moving on...

...Gollum (oopsies!)... I mean Calum... is in the kitchen talking to Coleen/Bianca and mean girl Nicola... moving on... (Jedwood are listening in)... they have an 'observation'... Edward is it?... says that "if they were 'in love' that Bianca would be literally bawling her eyes out if it was true!"... HA!... NAILED IT!... that is sooooo true isn't it?...

...Kim goes out to the smoking area and graciously tells Cosmo that "I don't understand where you're coming from at all?... in your own way you say things that aren't very nice!"... he replies "I'm sorry... I didn't realise that!"... Kim replies... "I'll always admire you... always!... but that remark tonight... it's not necessary for that!... you're just making my time in here harder!... James why do you?... have I ever said a wrong word to you?... have you ever seen me once in this house... gone up and picked a row when they've said nothing?"... he replies 'no!'... she continues... "then why say that I'm confrontational?... you go along with all of the girls and what they say!"... bwahahahaha!... he then tries to justify as to why he said it but it doesn't wash with Kim...she just continues to set him straight lol!... KIM 1... Cosmo 0...

...Jedwood are having a night time dip in the swimming pool (watch them all start complaining most likely)... Calum actually says something to them!... (trying to win the outside females back no doubt)... now Cosmo is in the Diary Room trying to salvage whatever he's got left after Kim politely had a 'chat' with him lol!... he is completely bushwhacked and is just blabbering about whatever... moving on...

...Kim is now having a 'polite chat' with mean girl Nicola... Nicola rabbits on and I just can't be arsed writing what she said so... moving on... it looks like Calum's up next and is arguing with Jedwood in the promo blurb... who woulda thunk it?... Nicola and Bianca are laying in bed and are 'singing' for want of a better word and one of the Jedwood's joins them... Calum rises up from his bed and Coleen calls him 'grumpy bollocks' and he 'goes to sleep'... Kim is now in the Diary Room and is saying how nice it is to be in the final week etc...

...out in the kitchen Jedwood are singing for Bianca and Nicola... (obviously at their request)...they're 'singing' along with Jedwood... meanwhile in the bedroom Coleen keeps moaning and groaning until Calum 'wakes up' and gets up and storms outside to the kitchen and then he starts!... one of the Jedwood's stand up to him and Calum gets louder and louder and LOUDER!... the Jedwood doesn't back down though and Calum storms off to the bedroom once again like the big wussy child that he is... (it was really great the way that Bianca and Nicola spoke up on Jedwood's behalf against Calum wasn't it?... NOT!)... Jedwood talk to each other in another room... Calum just stands in a doorway glaring at them while trying to look 'tough!'... bwahahahahaha!... as if!... well that's yet another encounter with Jedwood where Calum has been whipped and has come off as 2nd best as per usual lol!... Jedwood 2... Calum 0... bwahahahahaha!... end of show... cheers.

 

[Lindsay1973]

...part #3:... they're all called back into the 'court' for the final judgement and are told that one of them will be 'finally judged'... bwahahaha!... most of them a shitting their pants lol!... I'm so loving this... (as long as Jedwood and Kim are safe that is)... Dickflop has to make his way to 'the dock'... what?... is it him?.... (he looks like someone has just eaten his favourite pet dog or something... he looks mega worried big time)... or is he the first one to be 'paroled' or something?... haha!... he's being handcuffed... he's found to be 'guilty as charged' and is BEING EVICTED!!!!... bwahahahahaha!... friggin' hilarious!... he's now being 'escorted out' in the handcuffs like the pathetic whimpy loser that he is lol!... hahaha!... brilliant Big Brother!... simply brilliant!... lol!... Bianca has gone straight into the 'grieving widow' mode to get all of the camera's onto her to milk it for all of it's worth of course... it cuts to a break...

...they're all unsure whether he's actually evicted or not and 'Mr Charisma' notices that it says 'ex-housemate' on the wall and then does his best 'Sherlock Holmes' stance and babbles on... Cosmo says that it would be Jedwood or Kim if someone was evicted... not Dickflop... so!... Cosmo... you've gone over to the 'dark side' too now have you and are trying to score points with all of them by dumping Jedwood and Kim now?... fuck you!... you traitor!... and you're NOT playing the game?... arsehole!... Jedwood or Kim only for the win now!!!!!...

...Kim 'up's Cosmo about what he just said lol!... you go girl!..."why did you say that it would be Jedwood or Kim?"... Cosmo replies about "well... it's just because I think that... if Jedwood left... there might... because we're not... sor... we're not... close companions... we might talk about it?"... (he obviously forgot that they were in the room too the old tosser)... so what the hell did that all mean?... he was obviously rattled and had no idea what to say did he?... Kim politely says "let's just wait and see... that's all that we can do"... hahahaha!... you fucked it Cosmo... you fucked it all up for yourself lol!...

...Bianca enters the Diary Room... Big Brother confirms to her that Dickflop has definitely been evicted... Bianca says something else... moving on... (I didn't want to hear any more of her twaddle)... Coleen and Cosmo are outside having a gossip about something... (it'll just eventually be about Jedwood anyway)... moving on... Bianca and Nicola are packing Dickflop's stuff and Calum walks in... moving on...

...Gollum (oopsies!)... I mean Calum... is in the kitchen talking to Coleen/Bianca and mean girl Nicola... moving on... (Jedwood are listening in)... they have an 'observation'... Edward is it?... says that "if they were 'in love' that Bianca would be literally bawling her eyes out if it was true!"... HA!... NAILED IT!... that is sooooo true isn't it?...

...Kim goes out to the smoking area and graciously tells Cosmo that "I don't understand where you're coming from at all?... in your own way you say things that aren't very nice!"... he replies "I'm sorry... I didn't realise that!"... Kim replies... "I'll always admire you... always!... but that remark tonight... it's not necessary for that!... you're just making my time in here harder!... James why do you?... have I ever said a wrong word to you?... have you ever seen me once in this house... gone up and picked a row when they've said nothing?"... he replies 'no!'... she continues... "then why say that I'm confrontational?... you go along with all of the girls and what they say!"... bwahahahaha!... he then tries to justify as to why he said it but it doesn't wash with Kim...she just continues to set him straight lol!... KIM 1... Cosmo 0...

...Jedwood are having a night time dip in the swimming pool (watch them all start complaining most likely)... Calum actually says something to them!... (trying to win the outside females back no doubt)... now Cosmo is in the Diary Room trying to salvage whatever he's got left after Kim politely had a 'chat' with him lol!... he is completely bushwhacked and is just blabbering about whatever... moving on...

...Kim is now having a 'polite chat' with mean girl Nicola... Nicola rabbits on and I just can't be arsed writing what she said so... moving on... it looks like Calum's up next and is arguing with Jedwood in the promo blurb... who woulda thunk it?... Nicola and Bianca are laying in bed and are 'singing' for want of a better word and one of the Jedwood's joins them... Calum rises up from his bed and Coleen calls him 'grumpy bollocks' and he 'goes to sleep'... Kim is now in the Diary Room and is saying how nice it is to be in the final week etc...

...out in the kitchen Jedwood are singing for Bianca and Nicola... (obviously at their request)...they're 'singing' along with Jedwood... meanwhile in the bedroom Coleen keeps moaning and groaning until Calum 'wakes up' and gets up and storms outside to the kitchen and then he starts!... one of the Jedwood's stand up to him and Calum gets louder and louder and LOUDER!... the Jedwood doesn't back down though and Calum storms off to the bedroom once again like the big wussy child that he is... (it was really great the way that Bianca and Nicola spoke up on Jedwood's behalf against Calum wasn't it?... NOT!)... Jedwood talk to each other in another room... Calum just stands in a doorway glaring at them while trying to look 'tough!'... bwahahahahaha!... as if!... well that's yet another encounter with Jedwood where Calum has been whipped and has come off as 2nd best as per usual lol!... Jedwood 2... Calum 0... bwahahahahaha!... end of show... cheers.

Calum is coming across as a MEAN GIRL now too,he went out there just to cause a fight.Kim is so funny and she stands up for herself,Go Kim!! She is probably right that Nicole is deeply sad,unhappy,damaged whatever..usually when people bully others it's because there is something wrong with them....people can't stand that people who aren't beautiful to societies norms or are happy despite having a disability or are clever etc then they bully those people to make themselves feel better...oftentimes the bullied people are the ones that succeed in life and the so-called popular and pretty people do not...Nicole and Calum etc must remember that they grow old,get wrinkles and saggy bums just like the rest of the unpopular people.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

Calum is coming across as a MEAN GIRL now too,he went out there just to cause a fight.Kim is so funny and she stands up for herself,Go Kim!! She is probably right that Nicole is deeply sad,unhappy,damaged whatever..usually when people bully others it's because there is something wrong with them....people can't stand that people who aren't beautiful to societies norms or are happy despite having a disability or are clever etc then they bully those people to make themselves feel better...oftentimes the bullied people are the ones that succeed in life and the so-called popular and pretty people do not...Nicole and Calum etc must remember that they grow old,get wrinkles and saggy bums just like the rest of the unpopular people.

...hahaha!... I so love that post......completely correct on all accounts Lindsay... especially about Calum!... cheers.

 

[Lindsay1973]

...hahaha!... I so love that post......completely correct on all accounts Lindsay... especially about Calum!... cheers.

The so called pretty/popular clique (to which they added Cosmo (a real celeb) and Colleen because she is on that show they can all get on after).................they are all so bewildered...we are pretty so the public must love us right?,all the women throw themselves at Calum..so the public must love us right? Bianca..I look like Rapunzel and have fake spiders on my eyes (eye-lashes)..so the public must love us right?
Their true colors are shining through now and they cannot stand it that real people like Kim and nice people like Jedward are getting the votes..because didn't they judge them and deem them to be unworthy of the fake and plastic Clique?

 

[Lindsay1973]

So attractive right? Mr Sticky you are right what do the women see in him?

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

The so called pretty/popular clique (to which they added Cosmo (a real celeb) and Colleen because she is on that show they can all get on after).................they are all so bewildered...we are pretty so the public must love us right?,all the women throw themselves at Calum..so the public must love us right? Bianca..I look like Rapunzel and have fake spiders on my eyes (eye-lashes)..so the public must love us right?
Their true colors are shining through now and they cannot stand it that real people like Kim and nice people like Jedward are getting the votes..because didn't they judge them and deem them to be unworthy of the fake and plastic Clique?

...I so agree with this too Lindsay... everything that you say is true yet again... 'beautiful' people can be so shallow sometimes... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

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So attractive right? Mr Sticky you are right what do the women see in him?

...I thought that I was lol!... as I said about Nicola quite a while back... they think that they're pretty on the outside but are sometimes so ugly on the inside... cheers.

 

[Tee]

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So attractive right? Mr Sticky you are right what do the women see in him?

While I agree that is an awful picture, I think he is hot!

He actually seems like a really nice guy to me too. Familiarity breeds contempt, by this stage of the game, I would be ready to knife the nicest housemate.

On the whole they all seem to get on quite well. Personally I like Jedward and Kim the least. Surviving 24 hours looked up in a tiny house with any of them without going insane would be no mean feat. But in saying that, I would absolutely gravitate towards housemates like Cosmo, Colleen, B, Nicole, Calum and James over Jedward and Kim. It is always amusing to me that a group who genuinely get on has to be a "mean" clique. The whole lot of them are flawed, and have strengths and weaknesses in character, and that's okay, it is an accurate representation of life. I think they are a great bunch to watch, and genuinely hope they all do well once evicted, because I think every single housemate deserves happiness and success off the back of this show.

I would really like to see Colleen win. While it won't happen, she is the housemate I like the most.

 

[Lindsay1973]

While I agree that is an awful picture, I think he is hot!

He actually seems like a really nice guy to me too. Familiarity breeds contempt, by this stage of the game, I would be ready to knife the nicest housemate.

On the whole they all seem to get on quite well. Personally I like Jedward and Kim the least. Surviving 24 hours looked up in a tiny house with any of them without going insane would be no mean feat. But in saying that, I would absolutely gravitate towards housemates like Cosmo, Colleen, B, Nicole, Calum and James over Jedward and Kim. It is always amusing to me that a group who genuinely get on has to be a "mean" clique. The whole lot of them are flawed, and have strengths and weaknesses in character, and that's okay, it is an accurate representation of life. I think they are a great bunch to watch, and genuinely hope they all do well once evicted, because I think every single housemate deserves happiness and success off the back of this show.

I would really like to see Colleen win. While it won't happen, she is the housemate I like the most.

I think they are a Clique but the only ones being mean is Calum and Nicola....Cosmo and Colleen like to gossip but I wouldn't call them mean

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...episode 29:... oh ripper!... a live eviction... (please let it be Calum or Nicola)... aw crap... Emma's going to interview Dickflop Jamie... moving on... thank god that's over... haha!... I never heard a single word of his drivel... aren't I the lucky one?... when it's raining on that walkway as it is now for Emma I always worry about her safety... that surface looks so slippery... oh beauty!... those moronic simpletons in the crowd booed Jedwood and Kim the most so that means that they aren't going tonight lol!... they're all gathered on the sofa's for the eviction and Cosmo looks like he's fast asleep (all that dragging on a cigga out in the smoking area must take it out of you I guess?)...

...they recap yesterday's show... oh no!... Jedwood are having hair trouble lol!... (send in a 'hair patrol' SWAT team urgently!)... and now sooky la lah Calum is in the Diary Room and he's still complaining about being whipped like a wimpy dog by Jedwood for a second time... I can't listen to his drivel... moving on... Big Brother calls Kim and then Cosmo into the Diary Room for a 'secret task'... (both are led to believe that they are the only one involved in the task)... they have to secretly be 'annoying... disruptive and irksome and cause as many arguments as possible' without each others knowledge that the other is doing so too... they both accept the task...

...Cosmo goes first and 'chocolate-gate' starts... Kim and then Cosmo both accuse Jedwood as being the 'culprits' lol!... (it seems to me that Jedwood have twigged already to this by the way that they are innocently smiling?)... Calum instantly takes the opportunity to implicate them in it because he's still in his cry baby mood of course... mean girl Nicola gives them her usual dirty look towards them too... James tries to start an argument by plonking the chocolate down in front of Kim so as to have an argument with her unaware that she's there to do exactly the same thing lol! (this is actually turning out to be fun to watch believe it or not lol!)...

...Kim continues to keep her side of it going by telling Cosmo that she's actually allergic to chocolate ... Nicola giggles because they're both 'flaring up' at each other... Kim then turns it around and put's it back on Jedwood (great move Kim lol!)... she's hilarious with her comments to Jedwood and now other housemates are giggling at what is going on... all but Calum of course...

...Cosmo gains his composure after laughing to himself at what he's caused just Calum as comes outside and asks him about what's going on?... meanwhile Jedwood (because they've probaly worked out what is going on) are lapping it all up as Kim 'tells them off' lol!... they can't stop laughing at Kim as she gets 'angrier' lol!... (even Nicola and Bianca are laughing along WITH Jedwood )... "come back when you're grown up!" says Kim to Jedwood Edward and he replies "I AM grown up!... I've got hairs on my chest!"... bwahahahahahahaha!... funny funny funny!!!!...

...all of the housemates are now gathered on the couch... Big Brother tells them that both Cosmo and Kim were both on the same task and they all laughed... (even Calum)... Kim says to Jedwood... "I didn't mean a single word of it but!... you're both a pair of ratbags!"... lololol!... they get to have a party later that night... Cosmo is so totally cracked up in the Diary Room later that he can hardly talk (why wasn't he like this all the time?)... he has tears of laughter... lol!... he is hilarious when he's having fun... why hasn't he shown us this earlier?... this has been probably one of the funniest tasks since the show started in my books...

...back to Emma on the rain sodden stage outside... the morons are chanting "get Jedwood out!" in the background which is always good to hear because they're always so completely wrong (I wonder if Big Brother plants people in that dumb-arsed crowd to start chanting for the people that aren't actually going just to throw us off the scent?)... it could be true because that crowd are never ever right on who they pick to go... coincidence?...

...they show Jedwood composing a song within the house... it's about the housemates leaving lol!... Coleen asks Calum about his dad (Georgie Best... one of the best Soccer players that has ever lived) having a Liver transplant before he died... it was quite a moving story that Calum gave to be honest... again I ask the same question that I asked about Cosmo earlier... why hasn't he shown this side of himself either... (too late now though Calum... people have seen your nasty side sunshine)...

...Kim's told by Nicola and Bianca that she'd do really good on a "Sex line" if she wanted a change of career and Kim replies "I'll hit your bum with a lettuce leaf!" in her husky voice lol!... (she's obviously watched 'Allo Allo!' before now) lol!... meanwhile Jedwood are in the bathroom choreographing a new dancing routine... Big Brother calls Kim to the Diary Room... hahaha!.. Kim's comments about 'the gang' are hilarious and so true lol!... Big Brother is piping some Opera music that Cosmo likes (Puccini or something)... some look impressed... some don't...

...back to Emma... it's eviction time (please let it be Nicola or Calum)... its... CALUM!!!!!!... bwahahahahahahahah!... he's stunned!... his ego is gobsmacked!... this is the exact moment that he found out lol!...



...he's just staring ahead and thinking...WTF????... ME??????... hahaha!... what a bloody beautiful moment!!!!!... I love it!!!!... wow!... I bet he's dying on the inside... his ego would now be in denial for sure... ha!... as I said... that moronic bunch of idiots in the crowd are always wrong aren't they?... thankyou so much the VOTING British public!!!... I love you guys!... lol!...

...he has his exit interview... he says something... moving on (it'll only be about Jedwood so there's no point in listening to his drivel)... they show his 'Best' bits... (were there any at all?)... moving on... ha!... yet another of Nicola's 'cool gang' gone lol!... end of show... cheers.

 

[Lindsay1973]

Hope Nicola goes next...didnt watch the whole Calum drivel...couldn't be bothered,he is just full of excuses

 

[Winterbourne]

Hope Nicola goes next...didnt watch the whole Calum drivel...couldn't be bothered,he is just full of excuses

Both Jamie's and Calum's interviews were so tedious. James' will be, too. Bianca's too, in all likelihood, even though I sort of like her. But these pretty people are so... tedious. Jamie really is not that deep. 'She has everything I want in a girl...' ie, is beautiful and not weird. Nicola at least has a personality.

The last two evictions have gone as I hoped, so let's continue the dismemberment of the ruling elite, and glide the Irish boys in to a triumphant victory.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...episode 30:... hmmmm!... it looks like Kim loses it in the show today... the recap of the shows starts them all awakening to some loud Rock and roll... Jedwood and Nicola are declared to be a rock and roll band named 'The Housemates Mayhem' whereas all of the rest are their 'roadies' and have to do whatever the 'band' tell them to do... isn't this becoming quite tiresome by now?... can't they think of something new to do for a change?... booooooring!... ... amazingly though... Cosmo actually lowers his 'dignity' standards and actually wears a 'roadie' T-shirt!... my!... things have changed haven't they?... the boring old fart has actually joined in for once!...

...Coleen and Calum say something... moving on... OMG!... I prefer Nicola to be shitty rather than happy... her witches cackle of a laugh goes right through me like fingernails on a chalkboard!... sheesh!... one of the Jedwood's plays his part well and starts acting like a spoilt star and demands that Kim cleans up some Coke that he has just spilled lol!... she does it... Coleen informs us in the Diary Room that "this is one tour where she doesn't want to sleep with the Band????... she'd rather trap her breasts in the fridge door!"...lucky Jedwood I say!!!!... she says something else but as would be expected... moving on!... blurgh... vomit!... **shudders**...

...Jedwood gets them to do 'lines of sugar' on a tray to simulate snorting cocaine or whatever and then Kim protests and draws the line and puts an end to it (I agree with her)... Nicola says "I enjoyed it!"... Kim disposes of it regardless... they then do some 'photo shoots'... as would be expected... Jedwood 'strike the pose' so well lol!... the rules state that the roadies aren't allowed in the smoking area... Calum/Coleen and Cosmo are out having a fag breaking that rule... Big Brother calls Jedwood to the Diary Room to tell them about the rule breaking and Jedwood are reminded they they are in charge of the roadies and that it's their responsibility and that they are to go and put a stop to it... they walk out and 'tell them off' as rock stars do... 'the band' now have to recruit a new 'member'... Calum shows a completely different side of himself and hams it up and was actually quite funny believe it or not... Bianca's turn next... apparently she once glued her eyes together... moving on...

Angie and David Bowie perhaps?...


...Kim's next... she fails the 'audition' lol!... Coleen's turn now... she starts singing... moving on... Cosmo fails miserably... they choose Coleen **yawn!**... moving on... Coleen is estatic!... (only because she's allowed to smoke now I bet )... they all dance to Jedwood's singing... (a big difference from when they first entered the house)...

...the best part of the show was shown next... CALUM'S EVICTION!!!!!!!!... woooooohoooooo!... I loved it!... lol!...

...and now they are going to receive 'awards' for 'the best of'... really?... REALLY?... this yet again?... BIG BROTHER!... how about something new for once?... **yawnfest alert ahead folks!**... the 'best argument nominee' is won by Nicola ... the 'naughtiest nominee' is won by Kim and Jedwood after a massive hurrah between Bianca and Kim (and eventually Nicola after butting in) ... most of them go outside for a fag of course while Kim gives Nicola another massive serve... Kim is called to the Diary Room... hahaha!... Kim's giving Cosmo a massive serve in the Diary Room lol!... it's epic!... she's calling him a coward for joining the nasty gang lol!... everything that she says about him is close to the bone of truth in my books too lol!... Cosmo has let himself down near to the end...

...oh here we go... the 'biggest diva' award is next... it's won by Kim... (after she has a couple of digs at Cosmo lol!)... and finally the 'under acheiver' award... it's won by Cosmo of course (he must've just beaten Coleen for that lol!)... Jedwood makes a 'white flag' and suggests that perhaps Kim could wave it at Cosmo and Nicola and Kim flatly refuses to do so lol!... Cosmo is now in the Diary Room and is defending himself about everything and now makes a grand speech (or so HE thinks at least) about 'that woman Kim'... it sounds like the truth hurt to me... Jedwood offers the 'white flag' to Nicola and she flatly refuses too... Jedwood are 'sad' lol!...

...Coleen (that promised that she wouldn't gossip about anyone behind their backs) is now gossiping behind Kim's back after she dub's her 'Mrs Doubtfire' to Nicola... (two-faced cow)... ... Jedwood are in the Diary room and are talking about Cosmo being a puppet of Nicola's now (as said Kim earlier in the Diary Room)... and is filling the role so well since Calum was evicted and what else they said made so much sense too in my books... it closes with Nicola telling Cosmo that she "loves him so much!" and Cosmo saying that he loved her too... ... end of show... cheers.

 

[Mr Stickyfingers]

...aw nuts!... I'm leaving to go up the coast soon and won't be back until Sunday afternoon/night so won't be able to see todays and especially tomorrow's shows!... bwaaaaah!... ... I hope that whoever you guys want to win it does win it for you but I'm calling it now... my winners are Jedwood!... with Kim second... Cosmo third... Coleen 4th... Bianca 5th and mean girl Nicola 6th!... (I would so love to see Nicola's face if she's the first out lol!)...

...I will resist the urge to look up who won it and do my review on today's show first though (without looking at your comments either) as I always do lol!... I don't want to spoil it for myself ... (but jeez!... I'll be on my seats edge in anticipation though lol!)... until then enjoy your experience in watching and have fun... see you Sunday (or perhaps even Monday) until I'm back in this thread... cheers.

 

[adsyj]

Have a good weekend Mr Stickfingers.

I'l take Jedward although they are definitely a bit more naught than they make out.

Bloody Kim, she is frightening truly. Just goes off like a bloody bit of dynamite. My gut feeling is she is banging it on a bit if not she is a c=very deluded sick women. I'd be scared to sleep in the same house as her.