What would reepbot say?

[Lucas]

Hm, not especially well I don't think. Unfortunately. I like the idea.

 

[Columbo]

Mooseface for President!

 

[Fuzz]

 

[Fuzz]

They've toned down a lot since listing on the stock exchange. They used to have the rumoured reputation of supplying neck braces to their clients back in the 80s/90s

MTV still do it in 2015!

 

[Witty Banter]

Slater and Gordon is getting Smashed on the markets for the second day. They lost a third yesterday and a further third of today's starting price again today. It's a bloodbath! They are trading at 1/20th the price of one year ago. I would guess that mass firings have begun. They advertise 70 offices and 2500 staff. That's a bunch of outgoings. If I was creditor, I'd demand the firing of every staff member not currently on a strong case.

 

[Fuzz]

 

[Columbo]

 

[Witty Banter]

The specialist seemed to gloss over the fact that the English misadventure caused a near billion dollar impairment. Current carnage is all about the debt refinancing and not so much about the dodgey accounting (luxury).

 

[Mooseface]

Mooseface for President!

Oh thank you, Reepbot, that's very kind of you. I'm thinking I'm not actually going to run this year after all though... It's just that I want to get a couple of other projects sorted....

 

[Columbo]

Oh thank you, Reepbot, that's very kind of you. I'm thinking I'm not actually going to run this year after all though... It's just that I want to get a couple of other projects sorted....

what issues would you campaign on if you did run?

what would be your slogan?

your logo?

 

[Columbo]

"A Mooseface for all"

 

[Fuzz]

The specialist seemed to gloss over the fact that the English misadventure caused a near billion dollar impairment. Current carnage is all about the debt refinancing and not so much about the dodgey accounting (luxury).

Agree.I just thought it was interesting as further background to the misadventures of S&G.
The stench is international.

 

[Witty Banter]

what issues would you campaign on if you did run?

what would be your slogan?

your logo?

Air Force 1.

 

[Columbo]

Air Force 1.

Mooseface heading into metaphorical BATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLE!

 

[Fuzz]

Have to expand the voter base

 

[Witty Banter]

This is interesting! Talk about a conflict of interests.

"To make matters even worse, The Australian Financial Review reported that Slater & Gordon is now “almost certain” to face a class action, led by Maurice Blackburn, with serious doubts being cast regarding the adequacy of its bookkeeping and disclosures to the market."

 

[Mooseface]

what issues would you campaign on if you did run?

what would be your slogan?

your logo?

Well just generally something like vote for me I'm ace. Moosef.ace. And I's still working up the rest. I'm not quite ready yet. What about you? Are you thinking of running?

 

[Mooseface]

Have to expand the voter base

(You guys are weird!!)

 

[Mooseface]

"A Mooseface for all"

Oh yeah. That's good too.

 

[Fuzz]

class action led by......Maurice Blackburn.
This stuff just gets funnier.
Maurice Blackburn.
They are only half an ambulance chasing siren away from being like S&G themselves.