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Witty Banter said:
Standard bovine herd instinct from the insufferable business hours muffin-top twat herself. Your idea of fitness is reading Daily Mail pseudo-science on Daily Mail while slacking at work. Typical of you to project your own egocentric ethernet constraints on others who have rolled with the times. Spare me.
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Is Daily Mail pseudo-science on Daily Mail different than other pseudo-science on Daily Mail?

Actually when we read newspapers we would say in, now it is online is it on or in? #genuinelyunsure
 
shadow2 said:
Oh are they jam drops? They look good. We are taking our girl to the vet this afternoon. She has been limping since Friday evening, when her very excited boyfriend ( a Labrador) came over for a play. She had limped since.
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They are!

Strawberry and apricot jam drops!

Oh I hope she is okay. I am a right fretter when it comes to my boys.

Let us know how she goes. Xo[DOUBLEPOST=1453003229][/DOUBLEPOST]
timmydownawell said:
I wish that was the view in my kitchen, but sadly not.
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And they are delicious too!
 
Trala said:
And they are delicious too!
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Yeah I bet, but kinda tricky to bake in my kitchen right now:
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timmydownawell said:
LOL You would be wise to save your congrats until there is a kitchen there again. In 2-3 months. :/
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Who would have thunk you were so handy?!

I can not image you building!

Get a tool belt.

Nothing hotter than a man in a tool belt, babe.
 
Witty Banter said:
Standard bovine herd instinct from the insufferable business hours muffin-top twat herself. Your idea of fitness is reading Daily Mail pseudo-science on Daily Mail while slacking at work. Typical of you to project your own egocentric ethernet constraints on others who have rolled with the times. Spare me.
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this from the Jabba the Hutt of the 'burbs ROTF - you need to try harder than that boyo

Your idea of exercise is probably moving your mouse 1 cm across to click on the next porno so don't throw your little barbs without looking in the mirror first ... oh wait - you'd have to walk a few paces to the bathroom to do it - forget that - that would qualify as exercise for you

If I read you saying shit here about one of the other posters I WILL come back at you - because you are lowlife scum of the earth looking down your nose and if there is one this I abhor it's pretentious gits like you

Don't bother coming back at me now - too busy filing my nails - its a lot more exciting than interacting with you that's for sure
 
crimmy said:
Don't bother coming back at me now - too busy filing my nails - its a lot more exciting than interacting with you that's for sure
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It took foot selfies for you to discover your fungal nail problem, crumby. Gross. Your Y2K problem was saying goodbye to seeing your feet. Go and pretend that aloe hides your stretch-marks, you bingo-winged tummy control pant wearing shop-soiled depend VPL contoured bulbous armpitted stink monger.
 
Witty Banter said:
It took foot selfies for you to discover your fungal nail problem, crumby. Gross. Your Y2K problem was saying goodbye to seeing your feet. Go and pretend that aloe hides your stretch-marks, you bingo-winged tummy control pant wearing shop-soiled depend VPL contoured bulbous armpitted stink monger.
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Oh my, Captain Deflector, you are becoming more mentally unhinged by the second!
 
Witty Banter said:
Did I forget a crucial emoji or something? I'm enjoying that Crimmy has more fight than your early LOLLER white flag submissions. She does stress eat, though.
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I find I can gauge your mania by the number of edits.

This is number 3 and counting!

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