What would reepbot say?

[Columbo]

2016 will be the year that Trala realises her fighting is shortening her own life and inspiring, motivating and lengthening mine. I feel renewed. It's better than just a fountain of youth when you're stealing someone else's water!

Do you have a conscience?

 

[Columbo]

HA HA HA MOOOOOSE!

 

[Witty Banter]

Do you have a conscience?

Certainly. It plays an important part in keeping nice people safe and the douche squad in check! It goes whir in cases of heightened douchebaggery.

 

[Columbo]

Certainly. It plays an important part in keeping nice people safe and the douche squad in check! It goes whir in cases of heightened douchebaggery.

So you believe what you are doing is for the greater good? And people think i'm delusional.

 

[Witty Banter]

So you believe what you are doing is for the greater good? And people think i'm delusional.

If you put me in a room, I can identify the douches three times faster than average.

 

[Columbo]

If you put me in a room, I can identify the douches three times faster than average.

Well if it was a room full of mirrors then i would agree with you.

 

[Witty Banter]

Well if it was a room full of mirrors then i would agree with you.

Nice Enter the Dragon reference. Yes!

 

[Columbo]

Nice Enter the Dragon reference. Yes!

I would love to be a dragon.

 

[Witty Banter]

I would love to be a dragon.

I think they meant enter, as in doorway, bro.

 

[Columbo]

I think they meant enter, as in doorway, bro.

I am not in any clique.

 

[Witty Banter]

I am not in any clique.

Yeah. You really did disappoint in OT back when you had the opportunity.

 

[Columbo]

Yeah. You really did disappoint in OT back when you had the opportunity.

I only post for myself.

 

[Witty Banter]

I only post for myself.

Your rules are more like guides, anyhow, just like your 'only post in this thread until 14,000 likes' even though you just posted in Post something interesting.

 

[Columbo]

Your rules are more like guides, anyhow, just like your 'only post in this thread until 14,000 likes' even though you just posted in Post something interesting.

Maybe rules are meant to be broken? Maybe me not caring about the number 13 will be good for me? Maybe getting over my superstition will be good for me in the long run? Maybe i want to try and get past this brain lock thing of mine?

 

[Witty Banter]

Maybe rules are meant to be broken? Maybe me not caring about the number 13 will be good for me? Maybe getting over my superstition will be good for me in the long run? Maybe i want to try and get past this brain lock thing of mine?

Anyhow, it's good to see you posting elsewhere while still in the 13 thousands.

 

[Columbo]

Anyhow, it's good to see you posting elsewhere while still in the 13 thousands.

I will not let a number dictate my life any more.

 

[Columbo]

Witty's song.

 

[Witty Banter]

 

[Columbo]

Song for Inigo.

I chose that song because i have always admired her inner strength. I hope she won't be too offended by this compliment. But i do sincerely mean it.

 

[Columbo]

Her taste in music sucks though. Die Antwrood sound like a bunch of drunk cats rolling down a big hill in a zorb ball.