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Right, as some of you might know, my three passions in life are fighting with people I don't know on the net, masturbating and plants!

Well today I got to focus on the plant passion.

My son gave me two beautiful plants for my birthday, and we ducked out to our local nursery (where seriously I am on first name basis with all the workers) and bought 3 beautiful black glazed pots. I have not long finished potting them up and they look fabulous!

All I need to do now is pick a fight, then masturbate and my day will be completely on point!
 
Khun Khun said:
Haven't had a facial since early in the year. I love them. I am touchy about my feet as I've had surgery on both of them and they can still be a bit sensitive thirty years later. Do you do the same shifts at the same time each rotation so your nights will finish on a Tuesday?
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Pretty much.

My nights are always Sat and Sun of week 3,4. While some of my other shifts chop and change, they have so far stayed the same.
 
Trala said:
To be honest, I am dying to peek at the ignored content!!

I did find Insomniac an odd target though. Just further demonstrates the fact he is mentally unravelling. I am starting to wonder if he even takes toilet breaks. I envision him with a choccie milk mo, covered in Cheezel dust, fully red faced and angry, with a uridome connected to ensure his pesky bladder doesn't interrupt his forum battle time!!

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Well.. it started when you said Run Forest Run which was quite amusing apparently I guess because of spelling Forest instead of Forrest. He said but what about the roots and I said I guess he wouldn't know about deep roots, fast forward a few off colour jokes on my behalf and voila! I'm a slut whore with herpes looking for notches on my bedpost. I just don't think my verbal interraction was his cup of tea. I wasn't targeted as such, it was a little mutual bit of forum dysfunction lol
 
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Well.. it started when you said Run Forest Run which was quite amusing apparently I guess because of spelling Forest instead of Forrest. He said but what about the roots and I said I guess he wouldn't know about deep roots, fast forward a few off colour jokes on my behalf and voila! I'm a slut whore with herpes looking for notches on my bedpost. I just don't think my verbal interraction was his cup of tea. I wasn't targeted as such, it was a little mutual bit of forum dysfunction lol
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i did not like that he said that about you
 
Trala said:
Pretty much.

My nights are always Sat and Sun of week 3,4. While some of my other shifts chop and change, they have so far stayed the same.
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Tonight I start one of four nights having finished three yesterday, then do them again at the weekend. I love nights but three months of them is a long time. When the person I've been covering comes back from long service leave in a couple of weeks, it will feel strange to work with the rabble on the day/afternoon shifts again.
 
Insomniac said:
Well.. it started when you said Run Forest Run which was quite amusing apparently I guess because of spelling Forest instead of Forrest. He said but what about the roots and I said I guess he wouldn't know about deep roots, fast forward a few off colour jokes on my behalf and voila! I'm a slut whore with herpes looking for notches on my bedpost. I just don't think my verbal interraction was his cup of tea. I wasn't targeted as such, it was a little mutual bit of forum dysfunction lol
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Ha!

I didn't even realise!!

Dam ewe speling! DAM EWE TWO HEL!!

From my experience, when he has nothing else he can fixate on, he turns to your spelling and grammar.

I must say, this new slut whore herpes side of you is super sexy.

Be careful though. Today's forum dysfunction can be tomorrow's obsession.
 
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