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Witty Banter said:
No, clothed would be good for a kid's story, but you can lay the self adulation on as thickly as you like.

The moral of the cautionary tale can be that self congratulation and pity party planning make your feet retain fluid.
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No i meant a circlejerk in internet terms where people just agree with one another.
 
I watched Kill Bill tonight and question it's documentary credibility. Uma has carte blanche to dispense justice where and when she sees fit to do so. This has not been my experience at all. Where is the groupthink? Where are the dodgey statistics? The benefit of the doubt letter drops? The hecklers saying you cut off that other guy's limbs with the same technique, too. No, she dishes out vigilante justice, unmolested by the real world impediments I have to suffer daily. Total misrepresentation of the bureaucratic mess of solo gang busting.
 
The best Press Gang character would have to be Lynda Day. She is smart, fearless, knows what she wants, cunning, witty, and always has a killer comeback.
 
Top 5 of my more sillier goals that i probably won't complete due to their silliness.

5. Eat pizza every day for a year. Not awful pizza though, really good pizza. It can't be frozen.

4. Harry Potter movie marathon where I dress up like a wizard. And I can like have a wand and pretend to cast spells. Maybe I can also see if I can find a dragon?

3. Perform Press Gang: The Musical.

'Get out of my way
I'm Lynda Day...' :singing:

'Get on your bike, spike
Get on your bike, spike.'

'I'm just a poor little reporter
My heart beats strong and true.'

2. Find Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. I know it is out there somewhere. I'll keep searching for it even if it takes the rest of my life.

1. Write three hundred books, reasonable sized books (between 250 to about 1000 or more pages) before I turn 50. They can be unpublished.

'Now reepbot' you might say 'That doesn't seem that silly.'

'Yes you are right.' I say 'But I'm a duck you see and as such....'

'Oh because of the fact that you are a quack? ABSOLUTE LOSER REEPBOT.'

'Umm no. I was going to say because I need absolute silence whike writing and it is a bit hard doing that living on the water.'

Then you laugh and tell me to go away. I say ok and go to a secret underground tunnel where I am greeted by a crack team of pizza cutters who proceed to sing me a song as a demonstration of their good will. I am confused by this and give them some advice on how to improve their vocals.
 
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